The "No Human Could Stack Words Like That"! Fresh sightings of ChatBots.

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I know, this is going to rock everybody's world, but hear me out. Yeah, you know. "Yeah, Picasso even made a picture like your mom looks like!" Sort of like that but with words. I would not personally like to "gift" ScumBots with clicks, so I'll just copy and paste to get it started. File it under: "Maybe a 12-year old ... no...dropped on head 12-year old? No, younger. Maybe a precocious five year old?" Really. This is not something any human of any age or ability would ever write. I have a grapefruit spoon aimed at either an eyeball or my scrotum....it doesn't matter which....this is not just awful. Not even god awful. It's the worst fucking thing I've seen written on the goddamned planet, and I've spent hours communing at the zoo, with like nature and shit. You ready for it? I know you are. I couldn't make this up if I tried.

The Roses has some very immediate changes from The War of the Roses. The main characters are different, going from Americans Barbara and Oliver Rose to the British Ivy and Theo Rose. Ivy retains Barbara's dreams of cooking, but Theo is not a lawyer like Oliver and does architecture instead. Gavin, the divorce lawyer played by Danny DeVito in The War of the Roses, is now known as Barry in The Roses, and he's played by Andy Samberg. The War of the Roses mainly focused on that trio, but The Roses has a much larger cast. The additional cast members are a welcome change for the new adaptation. The War of the Roses often felt empty. Audiences rarely got to see how Barbara and Oliver interacted with other people and how that might affect their marriage. In The Roses, Theo and Ivy get to see another struggling marriage between Barry and his wife, Amy, played by Kate McKinnon. Theo faces social pressure from the snobby architect couple, played by Zoë Chao and Jamie Demetriou. Meanwhile, Ivy gets advice from her culinary co-workers, played by Sunita Mani and Ncuti Gatwa. It's often hard to remember that The War of the Roses is a comedy, just because it gets so bleak. The Roses is much more focused on putting the comedy first, and the supporting cast, filled with comedians, helps with that. The main downside is that The Roses loses some of its bite in order to make audiences laugh, but viewers might also think it's easier to watch compared to The War of the Roses.

And yes, we have concluded that 99.995% of anything available to search engines is "written" by creeps like whatever psycho is responsible for the above. In other words, some dickweed forgot to turn their Roomba or whatever off and therefore nothing is 100%....even the rankest opinions published on the most low-rent website.

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Yes. it is seeming as though "someDouche" is one of the most prolific "writers" of "articles" on the web.

At +650, the Buffalo Bills sport the fourth-best odds to win the Super Bowl as of Jan. 18.
Bills Postseason Odds

Odds to win the Super Bowl: +650 (Bet $100 to win $650)

Learn more about the Buffalo Bills on Fox Sports.
Bills Super Bowl Odds Insights

With +650 odds to win the Super Bowl, the Bills rank fourth-best in the NFL. That's three spots better than their computer ranking (seventh-best).
According to oddsmakers, the Bills are currently +650 to win the Super Bowl. Those odds are the same as the +650 odds they opened the season with.
Looking at their current odds (+650), the Bills sport a 13.3% chance of winning the Super Bowl.

Bills Betting Insights

The Bills have compiled an 8-9-0 record against the spread this season.
So far this season, nine of Buffalo's 17 games have hit the over.
The Bills have won 10 of the 15 games they were favored on the moneyline this season (66.7%).
Buffalo has won both games it has played as underdogs this season.

Bills Top Players

This season Josh Allen has registered 3,668 yards through the air (229.3 YPG) while completing 69.3% of his passes, with 25 touchdowns and 10 interceptions. He also has 579 yards on the ground on 112 carries (plus 14 scores), averaging 36.2 YPG.
Allen's status for Monday is currently unknown. He was a full participant in the Bills' most recent practice.
James Cook has taken 309 attempts for a team-high 1,621 rushing yards (95.4 per game) and 12 touchdowns. He's also caught 33 passes for 291 yards with two touchdowns through the air.
Khalil Shakir has reeled in 72 passes for a team-high 719 yards plus four touchdowns. He averages 44.9 receiving yards per game.
Dalton Kincaid has 39 catches for 571 yards (47.6 per game) and five touchdowns.
Kincaid's status for Monday is unknown. He was a limited participant in the Bills' most recent practice.
Dawson Knox has caught 36 passes for 417 yards and four touchdowns, averaging 26.1 yards per game.
Greg Rousseau has 7.0 sacks to lead the team, and has also added 6.0 TFL and 46 tackles.
Rousseau's game status for Monday's matchup against the is unknown. He was a limited participant in the Bills' last practice.
Cole Bishop's 85 tackles, 4.0 TFL, two sacks, and three interceptions make him the team leader for tackles and interceptions.

FOX Sports created this story using technology provided by Data Skrive and data from Sportradar

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No, it's just too many to count.

Sure.

A human wrote this piece of crap:

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