True. It didn't work the last time I did, though.
TNP owns at least 50 books.
True. It didn't work the last time I did, though.
TNP owns at least 50 books.
Wow, WhyNot, you're brilliant! Especially on Thursdays!
True. Closer to 500 than 50.
TNP went to college within 50 miles of their home
No cage, thank you. I'm a human being.
True for my undergrad.
TNP prefers Pepsi to Coke.
True, although I quit soda a while ago.
TNP is a fast food sneak eate sometimes.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
False. I eat fast food sometimes, but don't sneak it. I'm very blatant when it occurs.
TNP watches American Idol.
Wow, WhyNot, you're brilliant! Especially on Thursdays!
False. I watched only a few of the final episodes of the first season, then no more. It lost out to other must see TV.
TNP has peed their pants at one time in their life from laughter, fright by prank, or imminent bodily harm.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
False. You didn't mention drunkeness and new, still very stiff button fly jeans though.
TNP can play at least a little something, really anything on a musical instrument.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
True, I'm okay on doumbek!
TNP has a Facebook page (since this one got lost on the last page!)
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
False - I have a Myspace one, but I rarely use it.
TNP believes there might be something to the idea of 'ghosts' being 'impressions recorded into an environment.'
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Only if that "something" is ridicule.
TNP has more than a gig of porn on the drive.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
False, I erased what little porn I had on my hard drive when my kid got big enough to navigate the 'puter.
TNP has visited a nudist camp.
False - do they still exist or did they die in the Swinging(literally) Sixties?
TNP is a keen gardener.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False - I don't have a garden at the moment, and I'm pretty sure I'd see keeping it tidy as a chore if I did.
TNP likes a flutter on the horses
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
Wot, wot?False, but I had to look it up to find out what it meant.
TNP has never been skiiing.
Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, vox populi, vox Dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.
Return of Blümchen! (To my Avatar spot.)
Last.fm Pandora Political Compass
Mentes Liberae et Mercatūs Liberi
False. I've gone just once. My severe allergic reaction to snow makes it impossible for me to ski again.
TNP looks like someone famous.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
*checks avatar*
TNP hates chocolate.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When all you have is a bowel disruptor, everything's a poop joke.
www.CuriouslyLydean.net - comics, cocktails, writing, and other odd things.
False - is that even possible unless you are fatally allergic to it?
TNP can put one of their legs behind their neck.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False, but oh how I wish it were so. I'd be MUCH more popular.
TNP flirts a little every day.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
True - but I'm fussy who I do it with!
TNP doesn't mind going to the cinema on their own.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False. I am only willing to spend money on a movie if it is with friends or family.
TNP has never been to a music recital.
True. I am musically talent-free.
TNP just farted.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
True. Silent but deadly.
TNP has more than one computer on their desk.
True - Well, kind of. I have a desktop on my desk and a laptop on my bed.
TNP prefers tea to coffee
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
That's hard, but I'm going to have to with...True. Just barely, though.
TNP drives a sedan.
Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, vox populi, vox Dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.
Return of Blümchen! (To my Avatar spot.)
Last.fm Pandora Political Compass
Mentes Liberae et Mercatūs Liberi
True, but rarely, it's not mine.
TNP is Bilingual
True, I speak jive. (I said this before)
TNP is wearing tighty whiteys.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Nope, I'm a total boxer guy, don't even own a pair of tighties.
TNP picks their nose.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Sure, I'll confess. My motto: you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose.TNP picks their nose
TNP loves Halloween.
Yes, I do!
TNP eats asparagus with their fingers.
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
True.
TNP is a Southerner.
Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, vox populi, vox Dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.
Return of Blümchen! (To my Avatar spot.)
Last.fm Pandora Political Compass
Mentes Liberae et Mercatūs Liberi
Absolutely true. I was born in the heart of the South...South Vietnam, that is.Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
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TNP has hard currency from a country other than his or her own, somewhere in the house.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
True -- more or less -- my son has some American money from our trip to Disneyworld in the house, and he'd probably give it to me if I asked.
TNP never goes anywhere without a Swiss Army knife.
Nope. Not a Swiss Army knife but a small Leatherman tool is in my purse, and it's come in handy a couple times. My husband always has his big Leatherman strapped to his hip. (I know what you're thinking and I like it.)
TNP is afraid to drive.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
A little bit in heavy rain or snow, but other than that I love driving. It's relaxing.
TNP had bacon for breakfast sometime this weekend.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
NO!!! Because no matter what my girlfriend may say, turkey bacon does not count. Oy! L'chayim!Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP has a major food allergy.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
Seafood. Any kind. Blech!
The next poster is a Christian.
False - I was once nearer to the anti-Christ, but I'm coming back towards the middle as I get older!
TNP wears socks with sandals.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False, if I wear sandals, socks are no where to be found. (Damn bennies)Originally posted by ivan astikov
The next poster remembers the first Moon Walk.
Nope, happened nine years before I did.
TNP has played softball in a league before as an adult.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Nah, not much of a organized game player as an adult. (Not much as a child, either, come to think of it)
TNP served in the military for more than two years.
False. No one in my family since before both my grandparents' time has been in the military.
TNP failed to get their driver's license on their first attempt.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Not my first one, but when I moved to Oregon I failed the written test the first time.
TNP owns a sword.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
True. Matching katana, wakizashi and tanto.Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP is over six feet tall.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
False - bang on 6ft in my bare feet.
TNP has lived in another country.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Nope, not me.
TNP pees in the shower.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
It's almost a ritual.Originally posted by Cluricaun
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TNP was a Boy/Girl scout.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
Dib dib dob,and ging gang gooly aside, but that'd be false.
TNP has peed in the local swimming pool.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Technically, false! The public pool of my youth is hundreds of kilometers away from here. :wink:
TNP has had to do battle with a bat in their belfry. Or house, garage, bedroom, whatever.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Nope, not a bat. But I'll chase a damn house fly to the ends of the earth to kill it.
The next poster uses a bidet.
False. I have yet to run into a bidet anywhere in my travels.
The next poster wishes they could fly like an eagle.