stop hanging out with Great-Aunt Euphemia, it's the only game she can remember how to play!
When you find yourself on a boat _______________
stop hanging out with Great-Aunt Euphemia, it's the only game she can remember how to play!
When you find yourself on a boat _______________
don't pick at the flooring
When the road is clear _______________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
it is indeed a clear road.
I knew I shouldn't've ____
picked a fight with that biker gang right after my heart bypass.
So dance, dance, dance like it's the last night of ______
Carnival in Rio!
There is a house in New Orleans, they call ____________________
every night for a large Hawaiian pizza and don't tip for shit.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta _________________
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
stop referring to my breasts as 'Thing One' and 'Thing Two'.
Don't go chasing waterfalls ____________________________
it obviously isn't good for your well-being!
Did you ever know that you're my _____
worst enemy, and I stick pins into a voodoo doll of you every night?
It's hard to teach children to ________________
dance, dance, dance like it's the last night of their lives.
I write the songs that make the whole ______
apartment complex hate me.
At my signal, unleash _____________
your foul stench!
Every time I think of you, ________
I hope the restraining order proves effective.
Leftover whipped cream can be used for ______________
several weeks, if you don't mind the occasional blob of mold.
Higher fuel prices mean ______________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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it is a great excuse not to cut the grass.
Fifty shades of purple __________________
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
indicate you should loosen the restraints just a tad.
Like lambs to the slaughter ______________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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so are the Days of our Lives.
Did you ever know that you're __________________
wearing your shoes on the wrong feet?
All hail the ____________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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breakup of Tom Cruise's latest marriage!
You are so beautiful to __________
a range of about 20 feet - less than that, and the wrinkles get more obvious.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, ______________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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they really should've shielded that exhaust port better.
O say can you see, by the dawn's _______
painful light, so much evidence that last night was a serious mistake?
They say that chewing ice is ___________________
a great weight-loss strategy.
It's morning in America, and _____________________
time to reelect President Obama!
God bless America, land that _______
has more land mass than any other land, except China and Russia.
A fun alternative to an ordinary weekday evening of watching TV or helping the kids with their homework is __________________
holding your own family Hunger Games, arming your children with wiffle bats.
I would pay more attention to the Olympics if __________________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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they ate the losing dressage horses afterwards.
I've fried delicious golden balls of ___________________
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
ground chickpea meal, ate them all, and boy do I feelawful.
Beer is proof that God ____________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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doesn't want us drinking fish pee.
A tiny rabbit has made its way into _____________
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
those tiny bubbles that Don Ho was always singing about.
Why don't you say you will, say you __________
will mow the lawn, only mean it this time!
Hey, you'll never guess what I found when __________
I cleaned out my garage: Jimmy Hoffa's suspenders!
On a long and lonely highway, east of Omaha, ________
for OCS to be given supreme executive power.
I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Henry the Eighth ________
and I eat Spam.
I do not like green eggs and _____
that's all there is to be said on the subject.
Some people finish what they start, and _____________
Librarians rule, Oook
some people
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, ____________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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if you don't stand still, your pants are going to be hemmed all crooked.
There was an old woman who lived in a ____________________
school for gifted youngsters, making things rather awkward for all involved.
The only thing worse than being talked about is ____________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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being constantly mistaken for Oscar Wilde.
I have nothing to declare except _____
two suitcases full of high-grade marijuana.
Give a man a fish, and he has food for a day; ______________
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give a man a job and he can buy whatever food he wants.
Everybody knows the world is full of __________________
trillions of lice and bedbugs, and it can fill you with crippling dread if you think on it too long.
One way in which humans are very much like cats is __________________
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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that both have a traditional aversion to dogs; that is, except for people and cats who like dogs, of course.
We have nothing to fear but ________
the velociraptors in the garage.
I've never seen anything so ___________________
like my appearance as my reflection.
Joy to the world, _____
Christmas is still more than five months away.
Away in a manger, _________
drugs were stashed...
You better watch out, _____
the narcotics squad is gonna storm the manger and find those drugs.
Silent night, holy _________
CRAP, MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!
Dashing through the snow, ______
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