A minute is a long time?
People always keep saying that a minute is nothing, that it is really quick and that things always take longer.
But a minute can be a long time and many things can be accomplished in less than a minute.
What can you do, in less than a minute that could be considered an accomplishment?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Recite some pretty good poetry.
When I was 14, masturbate to completion twice.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Make my bed.
Drink 2-3 shots.
Piss someone off by talking to them after I've had 2-3 shots.
Wrap a present.
Type 70 words.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Get well started with CPR to save someone's life.
Greet a defendant, quickly look over his criminal or traffic record, and either take a plea or continue his case.
Write a witty and memorable post (although that usually takes much, much longer, if I manage it at all).
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