After seeing a recent poem dedicated to Sarahfeena, I thought it would be good to have a thread specifically for that.
Sarahfeena
ballerina
today she may
do a plié.
Poems to Mellos from Mellos
After seeing a recent poem dedicated to Sarahfeena, I thought it would be good to have a thread specifically for that.
Sarahfeena
ballerina
today she may
do a plié.
There once was a fellow named spitz
Who was talented at doing the splits
He could put one foot on his head
While he danced on his bed
But his pants were all full of rips
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
There once was a Mello named Zuul,
Who winded her hair on a spool,
it caused so much pain,
She said, 'never again',
And the agony caused her to drool.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
There once was a Mello called Rube,
Who found himself trapped in a cube.
He found a way out
then started to shout -
As he ran, he tripped over a pube.
There once was a Cat In A Suit,
Who played us a song on the flute.
The song was so bad,
It made us all mad,
'Til we realised we could put him on 'mute'.
Peeta is also a poster
Who once poured his beer in a toaster
It hissed and it sparked
'Til his kitchen went dark
What an emotional roller coaster.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Zuul likes to walk on her hands
And flick me with rubber bands
She's evil and mean
It's a sight to be seen
Oh, I'm lying! Zuul is mighty grand
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
hobbler is over at Mello
he's quite an intelligent fellow.
He does up CVs
with the greatest of ease,
And mixes his gravy with jello.
When people make Ireland jokes
Not screeching makes AG good folks
He stays pretty mellow
What a nice fellow
Makes me wonder what it is he smokes
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Two more I wrote for respondents to my avatar thread:
I have recently found myself smitten
By the one for whom nothing is written
His avatar made
me very afraid -
SHE'S MAKING A SANDWICH OF KITTEN!!! :shock:
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Aggie made me an avatar
It was really spectacular
The boomerwang bulged
My request was indulged
So I wrote this for him, a chara.
Sweet are the words by Marsilia's finger
They invite the reader to gratefully linger
She writes clever poems, as is her wont
Yes, that woman is one eloquent...chick
There once was a board full of lurkers
Who likely were mostly desk workers
The board was named Mello
Surely very fine fellows*
Who I'm sure never meant to be shirkers.
*My apologies to us ladies on the board. Hard to find stuff that rhymes with "mello."
Last edited by Sarahfeena; 31 Jan 2011 at 05:24 PM.
Sarah's a very nice lady
Who likes to tell tales of her babies
She finds some things wrong
With MotheringDotCom
Because there's a whole mess of crazy
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
In the spirit of this one:
A lot of you look at our threadsOriginally posted by Sarahfeena
But hear that this place is quite dead
Are you leery of posting?
Why must you keep ghosting?
There's such interesting stuff in your heads
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
I've nothing of import to say
But I'm here so I might as well stay;
I'm almost as boring
As beige vinyl flooring,
But at least I'm a really great lay!
And 5er's popularity grew three sizes that day.
We all know a guy named What Jim
Got Tolkien questions? Ask him.
On Mello he runs D&D.
Quite clever, I think he must be
And I'm not going out on a limb.
There once was a chap named Ivan
Who was really talented at survivin'
He could dodge flying lead
And bite a chicken off from its head
I guess you'd say he was MacGuyvern
Spitz is a bloke from down under,
Who could tear ladies' underpants asunder,
Cos on the guitar,
He's a superstar,
And on weekends he drinks til he chunders.
'ave a good one, ya VB-sculling wanker
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
I have been finding that your descent into limericks
makes you all sound like you're in it for the kicks
to be honestly lauding your fellow mellophant
you need to praise them in a newly formed cant.
so with this vernacular in mind,
it is spitz that i think shall require payment in kind.
Oh spitz you are a very fine fellow
in fact i think you're an addition to mellow
and as much as i sometimes with you disagree
I think I'm happy just knowing your friends with me.
HEY! THAT'S A HALF TRUTH!!Spitz is a bloke from down under,
Who could tear ladies' underpants asunder,
Cos on the guitar,
He's a superstar,
And on weekends he drinks til he chunders.
'ave a good one, ya VB-sculling wanker
I'm not used to such open praise... * blushes *
AW and Aggie, your checks are in the mail...
Thank you Zuul, I wish I could contribute to this thread but that way lays not my talents. I am enjoying reading it though.
you're i mean
Yea, with the butterflies she doth sleep.
Her beauty and brilliance can make a man weep.
Her fighting skills? On par with Israeli special forces.
Her strength? Greater than that of seven horses.
My poetic waxing should come as no surprise,
For I adore Sleeps w/Butterflies.
Awesome.
Money, I have. I demand payment in the form of lyricalness!
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
AllWalker is a Mello of fameMoney, I have. I demand payment in the form of lyricalness!
Who likes the Dungeons and Dragons game.
It's XXXX he drinks
It's cat's piss, methinks
But he drinks it without any shame!
Ramses is new to the board
He's largely admired and adored
He poasts and he reads
Amongst tumbleweeds
Which he slashes to bits with a sword.
Mellophant - Orual's part of it
Bringing her charm and her wit
She keeps rather quiet
But maybe a riot
Will erupt if Orual is bit.
Last edited by Trojan Man; 13 Feb 2011 at 09:54 PM.
Zuul runs Mellophant
Benevolent dictator
Taking care of us
Oooh! How Zen! (-.-)
Mello is graced by Elendil's Heir
He's a clever chap with neurons to spare
He likes RPGs -
He's quite good at these -
And his avatar's riding a mare
probably.
a fine mello poster called spitz
wrote poems and songs that were hits
a talented fellow
how lucky was mello
to have someone who can do rhymes and make them work properly
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Hey, I don't drink XXXX... you're just stereotyping everyone who hates VB into one big category (and believe me, that is big)AllWalker is a Mello of fameMoney, I have. I demand payment in the form of lyricalness!
Who likes the Dungeons and Dragons game.
It's XXXX he drinks
It's cat's piss, methinks
But he drinks it without any shame!
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
This made me remember this thread:
Weasel, Weasel,
Where did you go?
"I went to Helsinki to take in a show."
Weasel, Weasel,
What did you see?
"I saw a young lady do things with her V."
Weasel, Weasel,
What did she do?
"She shot purple Ping-Pong balls from her vagoo."
- from The Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
There once was a fellow called Jizzle
Who when constipated started to whistle
He pushed and he groaned
He whistled and moaned
Then he worked it all out with a chisel
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