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Feel free to add your own, let's make this thing longer than the anti-children thread at the dope. :P
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hatesfreedom « Thu May 14, 2009 11:32 am » oh god What Exit is telling one of his senior stories again
hatesfreedom « Thu May 14, 2009 11:32 am » tell us about the time you made soup in 1995
What Exit? « Thu May 14, 2009 11:34 am » So in 1995 I got out a large pot and set the water to boil...
Chimera » Sun May 10, 2009 9:28 pm
"Or you could be a Real Man and use a propane torch."
featherlou » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:05 pm
"I like Fucky better than Chunks"
Sarahfeena » Tue May 12, 2009 10:16 am
"To save water, we only flush on even-numbered days."
That wasn't in chat, was it? I'm so confused! :???:Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
P.S. There is nothing longer than the anti-kids thread on the Dope. Nothing.
It's in the F*ucking Oyster thread.Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
This is for quotes from the chat, meathead!
We doan care 'bout no steeking fucking oysters here.
Boring.
Please leave so I can be alone in my failed thread.
There are no failed threads. Only failed posters.
Er...
I mean...
Just wait until a day when the chat room is hopping.
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Myrnalene « Fri May 15, 2009 9:42 am » Can we induce morality in sea monkeys?
It's true; Canada is just adorable.Quote:
MsRobyn « Fri May 15, 2009 9:34 am » Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here thining about how Canada is just adorable.
This one just really needs to be preserved for posterity:
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XJETGIRLX « Fri May 15, 2009 10:21 am » You know, I think we should just let Caerie make all the rules from here on out.
Myrnalene « Tue May 19, 2009 4:22 pm » he's a little on the ribby side but I bet that's not too far from normal for them
Sarahfeena « Tue May 19, 2009 4:21 pm » That ferret looks like he's starving to death.
What Exit? « Tue May 19, 2009 4:14 pm » Blech! Ugly critter.
Myrnalene « Tue May 19, 2009 4:12 pm » that's what hates looks like under his clothes
pepperlandgirl « Wed May 20, 2009 9:14 pm » I think stacking several small cakes for a majestic erection is for the best.
A short while later, Caerie was terribly rude.
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Originally posted by Caerie
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Originally posted by Excalibur
Further questioning of manhood:
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Originally posted by Caerie
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Dangerously Unqualified « Wed May 20, 2009 6:48 pm » Link my ass, post a picture of that crazy russians wanger.
See, taken out of context that looks totally...
Um...
Ok, even in context it was...
Uhh...
Nevermind.
I just walked into the middle of this discussion -
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Q.E.D. « Thu May 21, 2009 6:56 pm » I don't think you can make such a broad claim. Have you ever seena dead, skinned baby painted purple and orange? No, you have not.
terrifel begins a story......
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:22 pm » Astonished though he was to find a talking sea hare, the kind-hearted farmer's son could not ignore its cries of distress, and lifting up his pail he set about bludgeoning the savage barnacles, which retreated with surly grunts of displeasure.
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:19 pm » "Save me!" cried the sea hare piteously as it was roughly assailed by its attackers.
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:17 pm » There before his eyes lay a pearl-white sea hare, cast up by the tide, being vigorously molested by a mob of gooseneck barnacles.
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:15 pm » "Here is a strange thing!" said the farmer's son. "Never have I heard a voice laden with such sorrow!" And he went straightaway to lend what aid he might.
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:13 pm » "Alack a day!" it cried. "Will none hear the cries of a stranger in need?"
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:11 pm » One morning, as he was filling his pail with the finest and plumpest sand fleas, he heard a tiny voice from a neighboring tide pool.
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:10 pm » Every day the youngest brother would walk down to the sea, there to gather sand fleas with which to groom the eyebrows.
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:09 pm » In this kingdom lived a poor eyebrow farmer and his three sons.
terrifel « Sat May 23, 2009 4:08 pm » Once upon a time there was a kingdom by the sea.
Then Q.E.D. came along and interrupted the story, because it is Q.E.D.'s job to stamp out fun wherever he finds it. ;)
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Caerie Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:01 pm I don't knw how many shos of tequla I've had, but my fingers are numb,. WOO
You're going to make me star that Ask the Drunk Mod threwad, aren't you? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
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Caerie Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:08 pm SWB has been posting pics of her handstands? And people haven't saved them?
Caerie Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:08 pm You fools. You sad, sad fools.
The Logos Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:09 pm Don't tell her, but I saved one of those pics, as well as a back bend pic. I don't want her to think I'm some sort of psycho stalker or anything.
Caerie Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:09 pm Don'tworry, your secret is safe witrh me.
Eep! There goes pictures in chat!
Not really, if that makes you feel any better, SWB. :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
My immature sense of humor has backfired yet again!Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
May this dialogue last for generations...
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AllWalker Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:23 pm of ocurse, I'm multitasking
AllWalker Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:24 pm I'm watching 300 and looking at pics of sexy ladies
AllWalker Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:25 pm those 2 things are kind of opposite, now that I think about it
CatInASuit Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:26 pm some people would begin to wonder
AllWalker Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:35 pm yeah, I should choose one or the other - i never realised before that Xerxes was so pretty :(
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:09 am I really just didn't know what to say other than "Did you just say 'electric nigger' to me?"
A little more context for the above post:
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:05 am He said to me "I'm tired. My boss has been working me like an electric nigger"
And yet wider context:
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Excalibur « Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:04 am » Dem free-niggers f'um de no'f sho am crazy!
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:05 am » OMG Exy reminded me of a guy I met a week or so ago at a bar
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:05 am » I will never get over racist people saying racist things as if it is nothing.
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:05 am » He said to me "I'm tired. My boss has been working me like an electric nigger"
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:06 am » I damn near choked
It's not often that I have absolutely no fucking clue what's going on in chat.Quote:
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:22 pm what are we talking about?
Excalibur Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:22 pm GOD DAMMIT MOONALENE SHUT YOUR WORD HOLE RIGHT NOW
Myrnalene Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:22 pm the whale is the one with, "Oh my poor friend!" lol John Barrowman fucking sucks
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Excalibur « Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:32 pm » Eventually I would have ejaculated my various internal organs
Excalibur « Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:32 pm » In a pool of ejaculate
Excalibur « Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:32 pm » Hollow
Excalibur « Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:32 pm » If Gregory Peck had done porn I would by this point literally be a shell of a man
That doesn't sound like something I would say.Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene
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Caerie « Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:39 pm » Everyone else on the Internet must live in a lovely land of pretty people and the few, rare people who don't look like screen idols die virgins. Because where I live, I am surrounded by giant toothless hippos who are fucking like mad.
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McNutty Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:39 am - /me sticks one finger through, pauses, withdraws finger
featherlou Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:39 am - one shouldn't indiscriminately stick his penis through a glory hole and hope for the best. He might try looking through it first. If the person on the other side is hard and stroking, he might then poke a finger through. If a finger from the other side returns the gesture, it's time to play ball. Or he might stroke his own penis as a sign of availability until a guy on the other side bites. All is nonverbal. There is no room for small talk in the world of cruising and glory holes.
featherlou Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:38 am - Here we go - "GLORY-HOLE PROTOCOL"
dread pirate jimbo Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:14 am Can't play a proper game of baseball without snipers. Ya GOT TO have snipers!
Oh yes, the Glory Hole Protocol. I'm sorta thinking, "New username?"
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Excalibur Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:02 pm LOOK I WOULD LET BARACK OBAMA FUCK ME AT ANY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY
It's always scrotum, scrotum, scrotum around here.Quote:
terrifel « Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:06 pm » i remember when a single scrotum bought as much as a dozen do today!
Excalibur « Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:02 pm » things that i am not really into include: scrotal inflation
Here's a good one from today:
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Auntbeast « Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:27 pm » you seem old school
binks « Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:27 pm » the only reason I shave my crotch beard is so freaks cant suck them while they beat off
::hangs head in shame::
SRS CHAT BIZNESS
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Caerie Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:03 am If you were a werewolf, would you eat bears?
AllWalker Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:03 am are no bears where i live
binks Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:03 am would you kill baby Hitler?
AllWalker Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:04 am hitlet?
Jeff Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:04 am if i were a werewolf i would eat whatsoever i wanted
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:04 am duh Jeff, you ARE a bully
AllWalker Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:05 am if i were a vampire, i would eat werewolf hitler
binks Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:05 am I'd target people and infect them with my werewolfery
Jeff Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:05 am I will start with Sleeps for an appetizer, and then spend my days blissfully stalking BigMac-flavoured fat people outside McDonalds
AllWalker Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:05 am but if i were a werewolf i would not eat vampire hitler
Jeff Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:05 am Because she is mean and calling me a bully :(
Caerie Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:06 am I mean, a bear would be a more interesting challenge than a human. Imagine the rush of taking down a grizzly.
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:07 am awwww
AllWalker Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:07 am if you were a werebear would you eat a wolf?
AllWalker Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:07 am that would be awesome
binks Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:07 am but imagine the rush of killing grizzly hitler
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:09 am if I was a werewolf I'd kill lib
AllWalker Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:09 am hmm, if there is a grizzly hitler then there must be jewish bears
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:09 am I wouldn't eat him, but I'd kill him and stuff corncobs up his ass
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:09 am well, his people call it maize
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:11 am » *sigh* my best recipe, but no one is here to appreciate it
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:09 am » then throw the scalding water in their face, bash them with the stone and rob them
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:08 am » there! free stone soup. delicious!
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:08 am » repeat, but with meat
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:08 am » repeat, but with vegetables
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:08 am » after a while, repeat, but ask for stock
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:08 am » after a while, taste it and rave about how delicious it is. if they ask to taste it, say it is not yet ready. ask for a pinch of salt
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:07 am » when they don't believe you, offer to make it in front of them. go into their kitchen and begin cooking the stone in water
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:06 am » it's a brilliant recipe - ask someone to give you soup for free. when they refuse, tell them it's okay, you have a delicious stone with which to make your own soup
binks « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:05 am » well, that does sound rather appealing
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:05 am » all you need is a stone!
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:04 am » and, if you do it right, it's free
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:03 am » you could always make stone soup. delicious!
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AllWalker « Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:29 am » tentacle porn
Damned furriners.Quote:
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:49 pm » kangaroo is delicious, if you don't mind the gameyness
Claptree « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:49 pm » I'm gonna get me a late night snack of lutefisk and meatballs
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:49 pm » someone should rearrange the continents like i proposed
Claptree « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:49 pm » f me running. Nice job on the quota, mate!
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:49 pm » ah, damn timezones
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:48 pm » but last night, i BBQed up some kangaroo steaks and kangaroo sausages while drinking, so my aussiness quota has been met
Claptree « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:48 pm » Well, I should be getting to bed, actually. I've got a quarter to 4.
AllWalker « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:48 pm » it's winter - puts a dampener on festivities... and yes, it is quarter to noon now
Claptree « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:47 pm » It should be mid morning your time, right=?
Claptree « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:47 pm » As an Australian, how do you defend your not being out getting drunk and nailing Sheilas right now?
Claptree « Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:46 pm » Just one question
That's hawt.Quote:
Jeff « Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:41 pm » Which will no doubt be covered with unsightly body hair by then
Jeff « Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:41 pm » I'm just getting old and decrepit. Soon I'll feel the clammy hand of deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaath on my shoulder.
It's all about the penises. Always.Quote:
Jeff « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:58 pm » that is so hot
Myrnalene « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:58 pm » I don't think I have any penises
Zuul « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:58 pm » They levitate around my collarbone.
Myrnalene « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:58 pm » I dn
Zuul « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:58 pm » My breasts are DDD cups and don't need a bra.
Zuul « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:57 pm » ...damnit, Jeff.
Jeff « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:57 pm » Don't worry, one time I made the same mistake
Excalibur « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:57 pm » man the only thing bigger than my penises are my H-cup breasts
Jeff « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:57 pm » that's your forearm, caerie
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:56 pm » they see him reading. they hatin
Zuul « Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:56 pm » My penis is only sixteen inches. ;_;
Worst. Typo. Ever. :eek:
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Myrnalene « Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:28 pm » he would probably taste kike cyanide
terrifel « Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:28 pm » Nazis taste just like other people, don't be racist
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:28 pm » You know, people tease exy about not liking people. . . I think Exy likes way more people than I do
Excalibur « Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:28 pm » raeg
terrifel « Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:27 pm » thank you binks
Myrnalene « Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:27 pm » I don't think a Nazi would taste very good
Sleeps w/Butterflies Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:22 pm oh man I shouldn't do nursely things when I'm high
featherlou « Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:25 pm »But you've just described the true American Way!Quote:
Originally posted by Dangerously Unqualified « Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:24 pm »
featherlou « Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:18 pm » CANADIANS WILL KILL YOU ON A BUS AND EAT PARTS OF YOU!
What?
It's not often someone takes such a firm stance on a controversial topic. :DQuote:
Excalibur « Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:00 pm » fetuses: nature's jerks
Excalibur « Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:59 pm » look i hate fetuses, please just use that money i sent you to help exterminate them
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Dangerously Unqualified « Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:53 pm » Everybody knows you never do a full erection.Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look like a full erection, act like a full erection, not a full erection. Count toothpicks to your cards. Stiffy, sure. Not full erection. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Semi, yes. Chubbs, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't a full erection. You went full erection, man. Never go full erection.
What to do when some of you find that some of your puddings came pre-damaged:
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AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:58 pm you ATE it??? what of our plans???
featherlou Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:58 pm Mmm, that was awesome pudding.
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:58 pm order the following things from the pudding's credit card - fertiliser, mobile phones, one way tickets to Paris, kiddy porn
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm actually give it swine flu
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm tell the authorities it has swine flu
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm make it look like the pudding has engaged in terrorist activity
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm get the pudding drunk and passed out, arrange it in a homoerotic scene, take photos and sell them to tbloids
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:56 pm shoot it with the laser boobs!
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:56 pm then send viruses to the FBI from the pudding's email
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:55 pm seduce the pudding, learn its password and hack its Facebook account
featherlou Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:55 pm Now you guys are just being silly. This isn't a blanc mange, you know.
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:55 pm then say a bunch of crazy stuff happened with a cult
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:54 pm buy a similar pudding, destroy it, leave it at the scene with enough evidence to think that your pudding is dead, then abduct the pudding and keep it in your basement
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:53 pm take the pudding skiing, arrange for an "accident"
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:52 pm or frame the pudding for a string of murders then write a book about it
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:52 pm thats the better idea
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:51 pm or, you could take out a large insurance policy on the pudding, then burn them
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:51 pm you could just say you ate one then noticed the others were broken next time you got one out
Yeah, you wouldn't want to over-react or anything. :D
We see why AllWalker was selected for Moderator - he is a cunning linguist:
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:42 pm » *goes off to found the SDI*
AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:42 pm » "I work for the Society for the Dirtification of the Intarwebs"
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featherlou « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:55 pm » Society for Talkin' Dirty (on the internet)
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:56 pm » INTERnet COUncil for Reducing Societal Expectations
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featherlou « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:58 pm » People Engaged Nightly In Sin
featherlou « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:58 pm » or Sex works too.
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:59 pm » Vagrants AGanist Internet Niceties and Acceptability
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:07 pm » Forums United into Collectives, Kama-sutra Buffs - the Uninhibited, Dirty, Devious Internet Ethusiasts Society
I have on my computer the entire conversation regarding the creation of our internet sex society, our sexiety if you will. It will only become available when the society is up and running with a million hits.
... or you can go to the chat historian thing. whichever.
Thought of another one -
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featherlou « Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:52 am » Dirty Internet Language Done Online
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Elyanna Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:52 pm crap i stepped on coyote
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AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:24 pm nah... i don't think it would...
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:23 pm i can see this conversation coming back to haunt me
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:22 pm dark or light? what do you reckon?
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:21 pm that knowledge would tip the balance
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:20 pm guess what colour?
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:20 pm just enough info
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:20 pm well, not men's ones, anyway
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:19 pm (not enough information)
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:19 pm nei
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:19 pm and i'm not wearing pants
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:18 pm tmi
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:18 pm "cluck, cluck, cluck, SQUARK!" i've just choked my chicken
Oo-er! It's not how it looks, I swear! I only reluctantly wore women's panties once, after an ex- told me I wouldn't be getting any, unless I did. And I gave them straight back!
AllWalker, you duplicitous fiend! I like it.Quote:
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:24 pm nah... i don't think it would...
Never start a land war in Asia and never cross a mod in "Chat"!Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene
It's all right bro, we're not here to judge you and what ever strange fetish you have with women's underwear.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Poor AllWalker, keeps giving us such good material. :DQuote:
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:02 pm i've never been tempted to stick my dick in a pile of shit
Elyanna « Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:26 pm »
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...nora/dumbo.jpg
I even reversed the order for easy reading!
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Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:41 pm » http://www.littlepinksock.com/mini/heart.gif Let me say that even though he is the ghey and I do not want children sometimes Exy's devious mind makes me want to have his babbies. He is deliciously devilish.
Myrnalene « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm » yeah, he's pretty wonderful
binks « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm » hHOE BABBY FORMED
Elyanna « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm » babby
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:44 pm » But if Exy and I had a babby it would have to be killed upon birth for it would be too evil for this world
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:44 pm » A Myrna/Exy babby would have a chance since Myrna has a heart that isn't as black and charred, but not Exy and I
Myrnalene « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » omg Sleeps you are so right
Myrnalene « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » your babby would have the ugliest soul ever
Elyanna « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » HOW GIRL GET PRENGANT
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » Yes Myrna, but it would be FABulous
binks « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » that baby would actually claw its way out of sleeps before killing her
Excalibur « Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:06 pm » wait why were you sick fucks talking about me forming babby
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Myrnalene « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:53 pm » you guys scared Jeff away
binks « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:53 pm » yay that its jeff and not me
dogbutler « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » Yay for Jeff?
Zuul « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » YAY JEFF
Zuul « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » Jeff will do it.
binks « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » JEFF IS IT
Myrnalene « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » I would do anything for love but I won't do that
Excalibur « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » worst fucking hag ever, myrnalene
dogbutler « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » not it
binks « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » not it
Myrnalene « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » not it
dogbutler « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » You gonna volenteer?
Dangerously Unqualified « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » Not it.
Dangerously Unqualified « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » With the lame hand someone should probably tend to Exy's nads.
And that was the last we saw of Jeff. :sad:
I had to go and look at, you know, important stuff. Far elsewhere.
FAR
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hatesfreedom « Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:20 pm » israel can't be friends until we can pick on them. its why england and us love each other soo much. because they're a bunch of coke addicts and we're all religious gun nuts.
That Myrn is lethally quick.
Smartest group of people on the internets.
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binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:37 pm » oh yeah. sarah can has babby. I seen'd him
Myrnalene « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:37 pm » Sarah made 2 babbies
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:36 pm » Did Sarah make babby?
Jeff « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » Jim stole a mexican baby, i have proof
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » They can tell us.
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » So has Jim.
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » McNutty has made babby!
Myrnalene « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » we need to ask mcnutts
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » Oh geez. I love those.
binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » god will strike u down nao
binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » iz not how babby is made
Jeff « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:33 pm » http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...tarchitect.gif
binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:32 pm » need demonstration, pls
Jeff « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:32 pm » babby is given from man to woman, is how god wants it ok
09/06 09:17 <8===D> ♩♪♫♬♫♪♩♪♫♬♫♪♩♪♫♬♫♪
I told you there was a singing peen! I TOLD YOU!
He's such a happy fella ♥