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...lives within 500 miles of his or her birthplace.
The next person to post in this thread still lives in the state they went to High School in.
The next person to post in this thread still gets the heebie jeebies if their finger goes thru the toilet paper whilst wiping their ass!
OK, I should have been a little more specific. From now on, you have to confirm or deny the prediction of the poster above you. :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
True.
The next poster in this thread has never had a broken bone.
Okely-dokely! :)
False. - I've broken my left wrist twice!
The next person to post in this thread will have lost their virginity before they were 21!
False. (24)Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
The next poster to post in this thread feels anxiety on airplanes.
False. Tylenol PM baby.
The next poster in this thread ate waaay too much last night.
True. Homemade fajitas FTW...and FTL. :PQuote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP has no living grandparents.
False. I still have one Grandmother.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
The next person to post in this thread is a cat person.
True!
The next poster to post in this thread will stop and buy some wine on the way home tonight.
True, now that you've put the idea in my head! :DQuote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP weighs less than he or she did on this day two years ago.
False. - I weighed myself the other day and I'm 12.5 stone. Up a stone on a year ago, although I don't know where it's gone!
TNP will have bought a book within the last week.
False. My last trip to the used book store was over a month ago. It yielded six new volumes, and I'm barely into the third.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP speaks a second language fluently.
True, I speak jive.
TNP will be chillin' this weekend.
False. I will probably be cleaning the carpets.
The next poster was the forgotten or ignored middle child.
False, I was the oldest child, and my parents therefore have more photos of me than of my three younger siblings combined.Quote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
TNP keeps the little fortune cookie slips if they're funny or profound.
True. I have one on my desk right now.
TNP is of a mixed heritage.
True. Mom is Vietnamese, Dad white.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP has been married more than once.
True, and I'll do it again if I can find the right sucker. (kid, I kid)Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
TNP has never been married.
True dat. At least not yet.
TNP has bad gas today.
Fu*& you Clurican!
TNP is a cutie.
Aw thanks babycakes. And it's not me that gave you the wind. :)
TNP hates cilantro
False, cilantro is the food of the gods!Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP is having an allergy attack.
Nope, not allergic to much of anything besides cheap metals against my skin.
TNP listens to the Dave Matthews Band.
Have you no decency,sir? Have you left, at long last, no common decency? :xQuote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP has not seen a movie in the theater in 2009 (yet).
False. I sat for three short hours enjoying Benjy Button.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
TNP loves rollercoasters.
True! I love the brief moments of weightlessness. Sometimes I wave to JJ, down on the ground, waiting for me. Sometimes I forget all about him. That's a good ride.
The next poster is/was a card-carrying member of the KISS Army.
Hell no, Kiss sucks.
TNP thinks Ryan Seacrest is an alright dude.
True.
TNP votes Repub in all local elections.
For local elections I like to either choose independants or people with funny names.
TNP has marched in a parade.
True. As a girl scout I marched in the St. Patrick's Day parade down 5th Avenue.
TNP loves to go shopping.
Almost true. But I've also voted Libertarian and Independent when I recognize some conservative views I share, and twice Democrat just because I liked the guy.
TNP has eaten a booger in the past week.
At first glance, I thought you'd said blogger. I was going to say "False, but my bedroom door is always open for Arianna Huffington."Quote:
Originally posted by beebs
Anyway, false. I flick them.
TNP has not posted to the SDMB in over a week.
Eminently and evidently false.
TNP has two-timed at least one person.
Yeah, well I'm a horrible person.
TNP enjoys professional wrestling.
False. Mixed martial arts has killed my former appreciation for roided-out bad actors.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP watches at least one reality or contest show religiously.
FalseQuote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
TNP sings out loud in the shower
True.
TNP likes to work out.
False
TNP suffers from rat-phobia
Hell yes. Well, plague-phobia more than rat-phobia. I could play with someone's pet rat, but a wild rat out in the open? I would never willingly go within ten feet.Quote:
Originally posted by Total Ulla
TNP loves to cook.
Too true.
TNP has owned a boat.
False. - I've made a raft and I've been on a fishing boat and ferry.
TNP would hand in a cash box if they found it abandoned in the road, even if there was no one to see them.
True - and has done it twice (see the halo above my head)
TNP makes a wish if (s)he see a shooting star
Maybe. In Chicago all we can see are airplanes.
TNP loves sushi.
More than sex.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP needs a haircut.
False - I've got a head like a snooker ball.
TNP has never repaired an item of their clothing. ( Sewing on a button doesn't count!)
False, I have had holes and the zipper patched on my favorite jeans.
TNP likes fishing.
true - I love it (only ever caught a fish once - but still think it wonderful)
TNP can't stand the smell of cheese
False - I love cheese, especially baked camembert. Mmmmm
The next poster is using wireless internet
T'is true... are you hacking me?
TNP has tried at least one illicit drug.
At least one, yes.
TNP owns their own stash of fireworks.
False.Quote:
Originally posted by cluricaun
TNP has never owned a manual transmission car.
False, my 89 Nissan Sentra was a manny.
TNP puts ketchup on hot dogs.
True - and plenty of onions.
TNP is a nasty so-and-so when drunk.
Nope, I'm a peaceful and joyful drunk.
TNP isn't wearing any underwear.
Guilty!
TNP has a dog over 20 pounds.
Side note: that's kinda hot.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
False, but our cat is almost 20 pounds.
TNP has more than $25 (or its equivalent in local currency) in cash on his or her person.
Nah, I never have any cash. Just plastic.
TNP owns a gun.
False - I live in the UK and I'm definitely in the majority when I say I don't own a gun
TNP prefers beer to wine
True, decidedly so, though I do like wine.Quote:
Originally posted by TheFlame
TNP's parents are still alive and married (to each other).
True.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
TNP owns a car made by a company based in a country other than the one in which they live.
False - I have a French mountain bike tho'.
TNP has been on a blind date.
Nope, never had the need.
TNP hates Star Trek.
For the most part, yes. I wish they'd just put all ten different flavors of Star Trek on one huge ST Network, so that I could block it. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP has been to a live sporting event in the last year.
Most certainly. I usually go to a lot of Cubs and Bears games ever year.
TNP really stopped reading this at Sleeps With Butterflies post. :)
False! True! Both! I've read every post but retained nothing past Butterfly's commando confession.
TNP was a grade school bully.
Nope, I got bullied. Badly. Until I learned the power of punching people in the face as hard as you can.
TNP is a pothead.
I wouldn't say I'm a POTHEAD but I do really enjoy some mary jane.
TNP ate pasta yesterday.
Truth! Baked Ziti as a side to Chicken ParmQuote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP loves sports cars.
False. I'm neutral on sports cars, and think of cars in general purely functionally.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
TNP has run more than a mile (at once) in the past year.
Yes. I did a 5K for charity near the end of last summer.
TNP has a special ringtone (a song or sound effect)
False; my phone (well, a succession of phones) has been on vibrate for about the last five years.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP has slept out of doors (the whole night) in the last year.
True, I'm fond of camping.
TNP has DSL.
That's wireless DSL to you, Ms. Aleq.
The next poster has had a near death experience.
Nope.Quote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
TNP drinks coffee black.
Joe
[quote="criminey.jicket"]That's wireless DSL to you, Ms. Aleq./quote]
Maybe she meant Dick Sucking Lips!
[quote=Sleeps w/Butterflies][/quote:1h3b20jx]Quote:
Originally posted by "criminey.jicket":1h3b20jx
Damnit! I can never hear the whoosh coming for my tinnitus. :P
False - I take milk and one sugar (preferably brown)Quote:
Originally posted by Wheresgeorge04
TNP is listening to music while reading the boards
True. ("Castles in the Sky" by Ian van Dahl)
TNP has at least one pet.
Does my cat-in-law count? He came as part of the package deal when GF and I moved in together. :xQuote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
TNP has never spent the night in a hospital. (For him- or herself; with relatives or friends doesn't count.)
True, I think. One procedure as a kid, a biopsy on my leg muscle, but, IIRC, it was outpatient.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
TNP will post hot naked pictures of (hopefully) herself.
Joe
False. Sorry to disappoint.
The next poster prefers to go barefoot.
True, whenever I can. Certainly at home.Quote:
Originally posted by yawndave
TNP has a drink in hand or near at hand. Yes, a drink.
False. (Well, I do have a Dr. Pepper.)
TNP is a liberal (not that kind of liberal, Liberal ;) ).
[quote=Sleeps w/Butterflies]Maybe she meant Dick Sucking Lips![/quote:3lf7lej3]Quote:
Originally posted by "criminey.jicket":3lf7lej3
SOMEbody's looking to get their mind washed out with soap!
True dat...Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
TNP has a Facebook page.
For this board, I'm moderate. For Texas, where I currently live, I'm just shy of Che Guevara and the Gay Pride Parade rolled into one rainbow motorcycle riding package.Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
TNP is currently taking college classes.
False.
TNP has music (that he actually listens to) in a language other than English.
ETA:Well, for this board, I'm almost off the charts conservative (economically), but I'm also one of the most socially liberal people (well, in regard to public policy) where I live. I mean, I believe in evil-ution! :oQuote:
For this board, I'm moderate. For Texas, where I currently live, I'm just shy of Che Guevara and the Gay Pride Parade rolled into one rainbow motorcycle riding package.
True. In fact right now I'm listening to my favorite Spanish-language band, Hombres G. on YouTube. I've loved them for years.Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
TNP has hit someone in real anger in the last five years.
You picked the right guy. I can settle with hands as well as I can settle with words.
TNP enjoys raw oysters.
Ridiculously true. I live a 15 minute drive away from Fanny Bay Oysters a.k.a. Fat Bastards.
The next poster has had their mug flashed on a Jumbotron.
No. But I'm hopeful every time I go to a game. My next chance is April 17th.
TNP didn't shower yet today.
True. Still in my jammies.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP dislikes artichokes.
Well I like artichoke dip alright, but that's about it.
TNP had nightmares last night.
Naw. I had a dreamless sleep.
TNP listens to an "easy listening" radio station.
False Country music for the most part.
TNP owns at least one Beanie Baby stuffed animal.
False - It was a moment of happiness and liberation when I got rid of the collection of Beanie Baby stuffed animals that people gave us when our son was little.
TNP believes that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe.
I think it's likely, given the size of the universe, but due to those same size considerations, I think the chances of us ever encountering such life are infinitesimally small.Quote:
Originally posted by CairoCarol
TNP has set foot on at least three continents.
False. Just North America.
TNP is not a vegetarian.
False! I mean...true! True that I am not! I mean...aw fuck it, I mean I eat meat. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Kat
TNP has changed (or lost altogether) his or her religious affiliation since age 18.
False. I lost it in first grade when Sister Loyola told us about "pagan babies" going to "limbo". I was forced through the motions.
TNP still prays sometimes.
True. It didn't work the last time I did, though. :(
TNP owns at least 50 books.
True. Closer to 500 than 50.
TNP went to college within 50 miles of their home
True for my undergrad.
TNP prefers Pepsi to Coke.
True, although I quit soda a while ago.
TNP is a fast food sneak eate sometimes.
False. I eat fast food sometimes, but don't sneak it. I'm very blatant when it occurs. :D
TNP watches American Idol.
False. I watched only a few of the final episodes of the first season, then no more. It lost out to other must see TV.
TNP has peed their pants at one time in their life from laughter, fright by prank, or imminent bodily harm.
False. You didn't mention drunkeness and new, still very stiff button fly jeans though.
TNP can play at least a little something, really anything on a musical instrument.
True, I'm okay on doumbek!
TNP has a Facebook page (since this one got lost on the last page!)
False - I have a Myspace one, but I rarely use it.
TNP believes there might be something to the idea of 'ghosts' being 'impressions recorded into an environment.'
Only if that "something" is ridicule.
TNP has more than a gig of porn on the drive.
False, I erased what little porn I had on my hard drive when my kid got big enough to navigate the 'puter.
TNP has visited a nudist camp.
False - do they still exist or did they die in the Swinging(literally) Sixties?
TNP is a keen gardener.
False - I don't have a garden at the moment, and I'm pretty sure I'd see keeping it tidy as a chore if I did.
TNP likes a flutter on the horses
Wot, wot? :tongue: False, but I had to look it up to find out what it meant.
TNP has never been skiiing.
False. I've gone just once. My severe allergic reaction to snow makes it impossible for me to ski again.
TNP looks like someone famous.
*checks avatar*
TNP hates chocolate.
False - is that even possible unless you are fatally allergic to it?
TNP can put one of their legs behind their neck.
False, but oh how I wish it were so. I'd be MUCH more popular.
TNP flirts a little every day.
True - but I'm fussy who I do it with!
TNP doesn't mind going to the cinema on their own.
False. I am only willing to spend money on a movie if it is with friends or family.
TNP has never been to a music recital.
True. I am musically talent-free.
TNP just farted.
True. Silent but deadly.
TNP has more than one computer on their desk.
True - Well, kind of. I have a desktop on my desk and a laptop on my bed.
TNP prefers tea to coffee
That's hard, but I'm going to have to with...True. Just barely, though.
TNP drives a sedan.
True, but rarely, it's not mine.
TNP is Bilingual
True, I speak jive. (I said this before)
TNP is wearing tighty whiteys.
Nope, I'm a total boxer guy, don't even own a pair of tighties.
TNP picks their nose.
Sure, I'll confess. My motto: you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose.Quote:
TNP picks their nose
TNP loves Halloween.
Yes, I do!
TNP eats asparagus with their fingers.
True.
TNP is a Southerner.
Absolutely true. I was born in the heart of the South...South Vietnam, that is. :tongue:Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
TNP has hard currency from a country other than his or her own, somewhere in the house.
True -- more or less -- my son has some American money from our trip to Disneyworld in the house, and he'd probably give it to me if I asked.
TNP never goes anywhere without a Swiss Army knife.
Nope. Not a Swiss Army knife but a small Leatherman tool is in my purse, and it's come in handy a couple times. My husband always has his big Leatherman strapped to his hip. (I know what you're thinking and I like it.)
TNP is afraid to drive.
A little bit in heavy rain or snow, but other than that I love driving. It's relaxing.
TNP had bacon for breakfast sometime this weekend.
NO!!! Because no matter what my girlfriend may say, turkey bacon does not count. Oy! L'chayim! :hoj:Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP has a major food allergy.
Seafood. Any kind. Blech!
The next poster is a Christian.
False - I was once nearer to the anti-Christ, but I'm coming back towards the middle as I get older!
TNP wears socks with sandals.
False, if I wear sandals, socks are no where to be found. (Damn bennies)Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
The next poster remembers the first Moon Walk.
Nope, happened nine years before I did.
TNP has played softball in a league before as an adult.
Nah, not much of a organized game player as an adult. (Not much as a child, either, come to think of it)
TNP served in the military for more than two years.
False. No one in my family since before both my grandparents' time has been in the military.
TNP failed to get their driver's license on their first attempt.
Not my first one, but when I moved to Oregon I failed the written test the first time.
TNP owns a sword.
True. Matching katana, wakizashi and tanto.Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP is over six feet tall.
False - bang on 6ft in my bare feet.
TNP has lived in another country.
Nope, not me.
TNP pees in the shower.
It's almost a ritual. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP was a Boy/Girl scout.
Dib dib dob,and ging gang gooly aside, but that'd be false.
TNP has peed in the local swimming pool.
Technically, false! The public pool of my youth is hundreds of kilometers away from here. :wink:
TNP has had to do battle with a bat in their belfry. Or house, garage, bedroom, whatever.
Nope, not a bat. But I'll chase a damn house fly to the ends of the earth to kill it.
The next poster uses a bidet.
False. I have yet to run into a bidet anywhere in my travels.
The next poster wishes they could fly like an eagle.
Yes, yes, I'd love to stop complainin', and fly like eagles out among the stars.
TNP has eaten raw meat.
No. Unless we can count rare steak.
TNP has a piercing.
Two in each ear, but I only wear one in each.
TNP still owns and uses a cassette player.
Shut up!
TNP has a photo of a pet on their desk at work.
Nope, just family.
TNP grew up on a farm.
No, but real close to one at the end of our street.
TNP decorates to the max for Christmas.
False; without my kids in the house, I do nothing. Humbug!Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
TNP has a drawer somewhere with one or more outdated cell phones collecting dust, because he/she can't bear to throw them away.
True, but there are fewer of them than previously since I loan them out to my son who is the death of cellphones. He recently killed my old reliable Samsung flip phone by crushing it with a pallet jack.
TNP wears socks with sandals.
God, no. (shudder)
TNP has had a bisexual experience.
Nope. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
TNP moves their lips when they think to themselves.
How can you all see me? ::looks around fearfully::
TNP used lotion all over this morning.
Nah, can't say that I did.
TNP has never read "To Kill a Mockingbird", or seen the movie.
False. Seen it, read it, loved it.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP subscribes to at least one print magazine.
Several actually. GQ, Playboy, InFisherman, American Handgunner and Esquire.
TNP drinks a ton of milk.
False. Hate it!
TNP has done the TV Guide crossword puzzle.
False! I don't think I've ever bought a TV Guide.
The next poster thinks they could have wiped their bum a little better after their last poo.
False
TNP has lied once when (s)he said "I love you too"
Nope, never said it without meaning it. Even for sex, which surprises me too.
TNP has a song stuck in their head right now.
Yep, "Durham Town" by Roger Whittaker. Damned if I know where that came from.
TNP has no idea what Twittering is all about.
Mostly true. The next poster knows the difference between chicken fried steak and country style steak.
Sure, cream gravy vs. brown gravy. Both are delicious, though.Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
TNP used to smoke (tobacco), but has quit.
True
TNP forgot the name of (at least) one person (s)he had sex with
Yeah, that's true.
TNP has at least one person they would kill if they were guaranteed they could get away with it.
True. Craven, anonymous, skulking murder FTW. :tongue:Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has ridden in a helicopter.
True. Once, between SF and Oakland Airports.
TNP would love to try Stand Up Comedy.
Absolutely. I'd love to see if I could make the jump from "guy who thinks of and says some funny stuff to his friends" to "person with the requisite timing and instincts to make a group of strangers laugh in unison."Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP would like a nice, juicy steak tonight.
Yeah, I could handle that. Don't think I'll get it, though.
TNP has dated someone of a different race.
If you count me as "white," then yes, a few times. If you count me as "Asian," then yes, many times. If you count me as "half white half Asian," then yes, every damn time.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP owns more than ten pairs of shoes.
And you know it!
TNP has been to a Disney Park without kids.
Hell yes! About ten college buddies and me, Disneyland (the Anaheim original), New Year's Eve 1996-7. One of the most enjoyable nights of my life! The fireworks and confetti all happened at like 10:00PM, after which all the families with little kids pretty much split...leaving the entire park open until 3:00AM for all the high school and college revelers. It was a total blast.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP has killed an animal that he/she then ate.
Many times.
TNP has ridden in a Ferrari or a Lamborghini.
False - but I have been to score pot in a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow. (It was a mate's dad's, but its the experience that counts.)
TNP is not a big fan of any sport, and could happily live without the pages of reports in daily newspapers.
Well, I can't say I'd hugely miss most sports coverage, but I do like baseball, and my kid really likes to read the sports pages, so I guess false.
TNP could really use a drink right now.
I'm your man, no matter what time it is.
TNP has ridden in a hot air balloon.
Never. I'm a punk.
TNP is a great cook.
False - I'd much rather let someone who knows what they are doing at it.
TNP has been to at least one gig this year.
True. I saw the awesome Black Keys.
TNP will travel across an ocean this year.
I don't have any plans to at the time of posting.
TNP prefers shopping to ironing
I literally quit ironing a few years ago. True.
TNP has a crush on someone on Domebo Boards.
Yes, but it's small and harmless. :)Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP has ridden some form of public transit this year.
NOoooooooooo. [/nightmare]
I haven't ridden public transit since I left Calgary in 1990. I'd drive to a Park 'n Ride and hop the C-Train down to the Dome (the Saddledome, or whatever corporate moniker they've now smeared it with) for concerts and during Stampede. God, I miss Stampede.
The next poster has been in an aircraft flying in an inverted position.
Thankfully no, I'm a bit of a nervous flyer as it is. Upside down would have me peeing my pants and spilling my drink at the same time.
TNP has a scar from being bitten by a dog.
False. I only have about two small scars.
TNP has never seen a member of The Beatles in person.
Nope, I saw Ringo once from a distance at the opening of the Rock and Roll hall of fame. He was chatting with Mick and Keef. Later that day I passed myself off as a member of the press and got to shake James Brown's hand. It was a pretty cool day. James Brown looked like he was made of wax.
TNP has a container in the fridge right now that they do not know the contents of.
False - there is nothing at risk of developing into a new life-form in my fridge.
TNP would rather have a wonderful career than a wonderful sex life.
True. Sex is overrated, and a job you enjoy going to is worth a lot (I miss those days).Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP has masturbated in the last 24 hours.
False. Hell, not even in the last 24 days.Quote:
Originally posted by Badtz Maru
TNP has met another person from SDMB or DoMeBo in person (whether you knew them first IRL on online, doesn't matter).
Yep, Northern Piper from the Dope and I used to work together, before the SDMB even existed.
TNP would rather drink Coke than beer.
False. Not even close.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP is posting from work.
True - and now I feel kind of guilty...
TNP has flirted with a member of the same sex