The A to Z of Bad Habits

Apathy

Banality

Carnality

Deviousness

Ennui

Flippancy.

Garishness

Hostility

Impatience

Gerrymandering ... just Joshing!

The first thing I thought of was knobgobbling, but that's hardly a bad habit. I'll go with keelhauling instead.

Lollygagging.

Mooching

Negligence

Obtrusiveness

Picking (of the nose... or any other bodypart, usually)

Quarrelling

Recidivism

Spite

Trephination

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Originally posted by OneCentStamp

Trephination

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A little more than a bad habit...

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Originally posted by jali

A little more than a bad habit...

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Well, you beat me to "S," and I had to think fast and edit! :P

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Originally posted by OneCentStamp

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Originally posted by jali

A little more than a bad habit...

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Well, you beat me to "S," and I had to think fast and edit! :P

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It made me smile - then I had to double check the meaning.

Untidiness

Vaccillating

Warmongering!

xenophobia

Yelling

You forgot one, claptree. A bad habit indeed. ;)

Zoophilia

And now we have our own very strange Victorian children's book!

That was just Chapter 1, Vox.

Anorexia

Bulimia. Too easy. :D

Cock-blocking

Douchebaggery

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Originally posted by OneCentStamp

You forgot one, claptree. A bad habit indeed. ;)

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Eh, did not :shock:

Exploding

Fahrvergnügen

Greed with glee

Humping my leg

Incest

Jobsworthing.

Kincade, Thomas, purchase thereof... ;)

Lechery

Motherfucking.

'Nad scratching.

Orgasm denial

Procrastinating

Questioning my authority

Rockin' out for Jesus. (Nothing against Jesus himself, but Christian rock = vegetarian BBQ.)

Salaciousness

Teasing

Urinating in public

Vacillating

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Originally posted by OneCentStamp

Orgasm denial

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The horror!

Waffling

Xylophoning in a public place.

Yodeling, especially within 100 yards of the above-mentioned xylophonist.

Zipper down.

Asshattery

Being a bitch

Creationism

Doofusism

Egging hatesfreedom on

Fargling

Gossiping

Harumphing

Inciting to riot

Jibba-jabbering

Ku Klux Klanning

Levitiating. I hate that.

Monkey business. Too much is not good.

Nihilism--those fuckers really piss me off...

Oprah's Book Club

Pissin' in the wind

Quibbling

Rambunctiousness!

Slick Willyin'!

Thumb twiddling

Ulterior Motives

Vigilantism

Wannabe-ism

Xenotransplanting

Yawning while jali is speaking.

Zit-picking

Acting the ass.

Badger-baiting

Crocheting

Doomsaying

Earwigging

Fapping on public transport.

Guzzling cheap gin.

Hairpulling

Illin'.

Jonesin'

Kleptomania

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Originally posted by Claptree

Crocheting

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Hey! :evil:

Lickerishness

Mouthing off

Nisspelling stuff

Onomatopoeia

Pie

Quizno's ad writing

Rum, Sodomy and the Lash

Scientology

[del:30f507ze]Quickies on the fruit and veg stall at the supermarket.[/del:30f507ze]

Damn, I've got to be quicker than that!

Tossing the caber in a crowded place.

Uncontrollable hard-on

Vista installation

Quacking like a duck when you cum. (I like my slow answer)

Web trolling

X-rating perfectly good educational films

Youth Hosteling after the age of 50.

Zigging when you should have zagged

Arguing for argument's sake

Blissful ignorance

Coprophilia.

Demon Worshiping

Egomaniacal laughter

Footling

Gadabouting

Hacking my PC.

Ignoring my posts!

Jali's new avatar! :o

Kitteh criticism.

Liked you better when you only had two legs. :D

Maybe it's not just about you. :)

Now this is what I call a hijack! ;)

Oh yeah?

Pussy, pleeeeeeeeaze.

Quit using my nickname. It's Miz Pussy to you!

Rip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to rip it
rip it good

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Originally posted by criminey.jicket

Rip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to rip it
rip it good

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Whip it?

Song lyrics, misquoted. ;) ^^^

Too impatient to wait for "W". :D

Unacceptable!

Using the word unacceptable. Is this better?

Very much so!

Winking frantically

Xylophone buggery. (Way!)

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Originally posted by criminey.jicket

Xylophone buggery. (Way!)

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You didn't have share that. Ewwww.

Zipless Fucks



(conveniently leading us to...)




Ayn Rand

Borrowing not returning (especially cash!)

Chokin' a bitch, Wayne Brady.

Diddling. (Well, maybe not a bad habit...)

Egging my house after I run out of candy, you little heathens it's after 11. Shit.

Freaking about harmless pranks - buy more candy next time.

Gardening: The Dirt-iest Habit

Oh, wait...

Huffing glue.

Inverting the signal to white noise

Jostling others in line

Killing a thread.

Lethargic threads being brought back to life by desperate measures

Martyr complex.

I has it, apparently. I chose not to respond to jali's "Killing a thread" earlier this morning in the hopes my own thread would actually die with such a perfect ending.

Napping during sex.

Ordering cheap crap when it's your round.

P issing off when it's your turn to pay.

Querilous questioning of quantities.

Reminding me that I shouldn't eat something!

Supercillious suggestions smothering spontenaiety. (And strange spellings)

Taking dead threads and zombifying them. :zombie:

Undermining my will to live.

Vigorously asserting opinions that you're too lazy to justify.

Wishing for good things to happen to you, but failing to do the expedient things to help bring them to pass.

Xeriscaping, even though you don't know what that is.

I live in Utah. Believe me, I know what xeriscaping is. Did you know that in southern Utah in the summer, a swimming pool actually consumes less water for its maintenance than a patch of grass of the same size? #oftrepeateddesertfacts :D

Yodeling in the library

Zod, kneeling before

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Originally posted by AllWalker

Zod, kneeling before

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:bravo::bravo::bravo:

Attracting flies

Being a tool.

Calling strangers during dinnertime.

Domesticating zombies

(I'm watching Resident Evil 3. I don't know why)

Eating the last cookie

Forgetting birthdays

Getting upset over nothing.

Having a loud party and bothering the neighbors (i.e. me).

Internetting, instead of doing constructive things.

Jiggling in spandex.

Killing cute little furry mammals on pay-per-view.

Letting yourself get upset over nothing.

Mating outside your own species.

Never picking up the check when dining with friends.

Ovary punching.

Pissing on your Great Aunt Hildegarde's Turkish rug while very, very inebriated.

Quitting smoking, only to take up a cocaine habit.

Reading nothing but TV listings.

Sandpapering your Great Aunt Hildegarde's fine rosewood dinner table.

Throwing an off-speed pitch to Kirk Gibson when he was 0-2 with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth. Come on, Eck.

Ululating during the Trig final.

Yodeling during the ululation final.

Vaguely recalling that V still follows U in the English language.

:fail:

Wrapping gifts in paper inappropriate for the occasion; e.g., wedding gifts in Hanukkah paper.

X-raying baby shower gifts in the presence of your guests.

Zipping right by the penultimate letter in the alphabet, since it already went out of turn.

Angrily berating teenagers who say "like" and "y'know" just a bit too much.

Beer guzzling at a wine tasting.

Calling your pigs very loudly during a garden party.

Diving into the gravy boat feet first.

Expectorating a foul substance onto the hostess's lovely damask tablecloth.

Farting while curtseying to Her Majesty the Queen.

Giggling during a funeral.

Horking up hairballs during the symphony.

Idolizing the Westboro Baptist Church

Jumping nude with a "Romney 2012" sash into the White House fountain.

Knowing that a sweet old lady is in danger of walking into traffic, yet doing nothing to stop her.