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Yeah, I said it, and I meant it.
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ALSO: I tip black servers less, because I know they wouldn't tip well if tables were turned (no pun intended).
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I THROW BACON AT MUSLIMS!!!
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I give milk to the lactose intolerant and espresso to people with heart conditions!
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I like to declaw kittens and circumsise baby boys. At the same time.
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Ha! I have you beat. I circumcise kittens and declaw baby boys.
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Ha ha you guys are all retards!
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Gadzooks! I've been tricked by the clever trickery of this tricky troll! How could he have conceived of such a brilliant plot?!
DON'T POST ANYBODY IT'S A TRAP
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Ha ha ha you people are all retarded.
ETA: shit
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Noooooo! It's spreading! McNutty is a retard now, too!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Q.E.D.
no u!
Quote:
Originally posted by McNutty
no u
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Hi people. I've just poured a bowl of hot grits down my pants!
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Oh, God...it's like...
4chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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I just wanted to say that I'm quite dismayed at the tone of this this thread. It really does bring down the demeanor of the DoMeBo. I'm not angry, I'm just very dissapointed.
That, and boobs tit poop crap-a-lappa dingdong vagina penis arsehole Linbaugh O'Reilly and poppycock.
Tripler
This is bollocks, I tell ya!
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a girl beat me in scrabble :(
wats thats dumb i spell awesmoe
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Your mom blows dead bears for a quarter and gives change.
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i will travel back in time and crowbar open your mothers vagina and take a shit on you
sorry i didn't understand at first
what to do
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
Oh, God...it's like...
4chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Milhouse is now a meme.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I'm sure there's a LoL cat out there that sums up my feelings on all of the 9/11 wreckage being shipped covertly to Azbucostan and melted down by Freemasons in the dead of night.
I think I may have just made a new sig...
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My double wang post disappeared! WINSTON!!!!!!!11!!!!
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Or else I hit preview instead of submit. One or the other.
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All these insults...
It's all trolls under the bridge for me.
Bwahahaha! Get it!
Trolls...
under the bridge...
Hahahahaha!
PS In Soviet Union, old meme uses you
u fucking troll
teehee
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I NEW THIS BLACK DUDES NAMED ORGANJELLO AND LEMONJELLO!!!11 GET IT? THERE MOM NAMED THEM AFTER HER FAVRITE SNACKS I SWARE! MY MOM NOSE THERE MOM TOO
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Originally posted by fsghjvdhkjschks
I NEW THIS BLACK DUDES NAMED ORGANJELLO AND LEMONJELLO!!!11 GET IT? THERE MOM NAMED THEM AFTER HER FAVRITE SNACKS I SWARE! MY MOM NOSE THERE MOM TOO
I know people who will not admit that they really didn't ever hear a nurse call out "Orange Jello and Lemon Jello", only to be corrected by an irate black woman.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Sensitive
ORLY?
Ya rly.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
Quote:
Originally posted by fsghjvdhkjschks
I NEW THIS BLACK DUDES NAMED ORGANJELLO AND LEMONJELLO!!!11 GET IT? THERE MOM NAMED THEM AFTER HER FAVRITE SNACKS I SWARE! MY MOM NOSE THERE MOM TOO
I know people who will not admit that they really didn't ever hear a nurse call out "Orange Jello and Lemon Jello", only to be corrected by an irate black woman.
SERIOUSPOST: does snopes have a section for all the crazy names given to black children that everyone personally knows? that fuh-mall-ee, she sure gets around.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Excalibre
Quote:
Originally posted by Vox Imperatoris
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Originally posted by fsghjvdhkjschks
I NEW THIS BLACK DUDES NAMED ORGANJELLO AND LEMONJELLO!!!11 GET IT? THERE MOM NAMED THEM AFTER HER FAVRITE SNACKS I SWARE! MY MOM NOSE THERE MOM TOO
I know people who will not admit that they really didn't ever hear a nurse call out "Orange Jello and Lemon Jello", only to be corrected by an irate black woman.
SERIOUSPOST: does snopes have a section for all the crazy names given to black children that everyone personally knows? that fuh-mall-ee, she sure gets around.
Well, my sister claims to have seen a "Ladasha", spelled "La—a".
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I apologize for causing notice, but I believe I may have soiled my undergarments.
Allow me to check, mmmhmmm, Yes indeed I seem to have shit in my pants. I'm terribly sorry for this.
Carry on.
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Ah shit ma paantz und now it iz rock hard... need help fast!
( And I'll have the OP know that I come from a long line of retards, just lilke my forefathers, and my forefathers, and my forefathers and my forefathers before me... )
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THIS BAORD IS TEH SUXX0RZ! ALL TEH K00L DOPERS R ON RAFFE BORDS!!!!!1!~!!
http://www.giraffeboards.com/index.php
IT RULZ!! CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!11
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:D :) ;) :( :o :shock: :? 8-) :lol: :x :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :P :| :mrgreen: :geek: :ugeek:
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My four forefathers all kept their foreskins in little silk pouches.
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That's a little rude posting some other boards URL here
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Successful troll is successful.
ETA- Tits or GTFO.
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Quote:
Originally posted by hatesfreedom
That's a little rude posting some other boards URL here
And so large also! What should be done about this affrontery? Can we lynch someone?
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
ETA- Tits or GTFO.
Well....okay.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S4fVHEfmkmg/R ... boobs1.jpg
(WARNING: nasty)
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I like the shark's tooth, worn to divert attention from the unholy flesh surrounding it, but not quite carrying it off.
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I'M CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!!!1!!1
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I don't believe I have ever observed such a congregation of the mentally handicapped as has occurred in this thread.
Crap.
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Poast ending in 75 must show PENIS / Vagoo
Joe
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The CIA planned the moon landing hoax to distract the public from their assassination of JFK, which was on the verge of being revealed by the Bavarian Illuminati. It's incredibly obvious if you just read the secret documents on my website, and if you don't believe it you are either retarded or a tool of the government.
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Originally posted by PonderThis
I don't believe I have ever observed such a congregation of the mentally handicapped as has occurred in this thread.
Crap.
You never read the Snark board then?
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I know how to solve the enrgy crissiiss!!! Burn fat people for fuell!!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
But then who was phone?
I don't know who, but I know where they were calling from!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
I know how to solve the enrgy crissiiss!!! Burn fat people for fuell!!!!
OK, I can power LA for a week or so. Who's next?
Detritus is the troll of the day.
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fifty-fourth post, bitches!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
But then who was phone?
Some guy named Gassy Knowles or something.
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The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
(best game story ever)
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You know why I'm better than you people? Because I help others, that's why. Instead of shitting on everybody and calling names I'm out there doing.
When I have friends or relatives come over and they go on and on about how they are vegetarians or vegans and I assure them I am making only vegetables I always managed to sneak a little bit of bacon grease or hamburger meat in and tell them it's just TVP. Because they are weak from not eating meat the way god intended them to. I know that they will appreciate it in the long run. Same as when my (god bless 'em) Jew friends come over and they are all like "we keep kosher, are you sure these are new plates? Because we have separates for dairy and meat?" And I'm all "of course, here's the sticker still on the bottom." I'm sweet because I don't worry them with knowing about my roll of stickers that I keep for just such occasions or that I made a special creamy kugel with cream and chicken broth and that it tastes extra yummy with the bacon grease added. I'm helping because they just didn't know how much they were offending their lord and saviour jesus christ. But I'm helping.
And sometimes, when women are breastfeeding in public, I like to make sure they know that everyone can see their boobs and that they should put them away and that what they are doing is wrong. Because they probably just don't know.
So you guys go ahead and sit here on the internet and bitch. I'll be out there. Helping.
You are welcome.
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
You know why I'm better than you people? Because I help others, that's why. Instead of shitting on everybody and calling names I'm out there doing.
When I have friends or relatives come over and they go on and on about how they are vegetarians or vegans and I assure them I am making only vegetables I always managed to sneak a little bit of bacon grease or hamburger meat in and tell them it's just TVP. Because they are weak from not eating meat the way god intended them to. I know that they will appreciate it in the long run. Same as when my (god bless 'em) Jew friends come over and they are all like "we keep kosher, are you sure these are new plates? Because we have separates for dairy and meat?" And I'm all "of course, here's the sticker still on the bottom." I'm sweet because I don't worry them with knowing about my roll of stickers that I keep for just such occasions or that I made a special creamy kugel with cream and chicken broth and that it tastes extra yummy with the bacon grease added. I'm helping because they just didn't know how much they were offending their lord and saviour jesus christ. But I'm helping.
And sometimes, when women are breastfeeding in public, I like to make sure they know that everyone can see their boobs and that they should put them away and that what they are doing is wrong. Because they probably just don't know.
So you guys go ahead and sit here on the internet and bitch. I'll be out there. Helping.
You are welcome.
You don't have to brag and make me feel bad. That's not nice shellibean. Right now you're not helping me.
Hmmmph.
I'll never tip again since the servers look at me and think I won't be tipping anyway. Bonus: I can buy another drink with all that extra cash! Win-win. I have mo' money and their expectations are fullfilled. Yay me!
wut wut
Edited to add my wut wut.
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look jali I didn't want to say anything but uh this thread was meant to be for white people
i mean i don't want to sound racist or anything because i'm extremely tolerant of your blackness but maybe you should start your own thread instead?
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
Same as when my (god bless 'em) Jew friends come over and they are all like "we keep kosher, are you sure these are new plates? Because we have separates for dairy and meat?" And I'm all "of course, here's the sticker still on the bottom." I'm sweet because I don't worry them with knowing about my roll of stickers that I keep for just such occasions or that I made a special creamy kugel with cream and chicken broth and that it tastes extra yummy with the bacon grease added. I'm helping because they just didn't know how much they were offending their lord and saviour jesus christ. But I'm helping.
(Snipped for clarity)
I had no idea. I mean, I love kugel and get it at the kosher deli all the time. But there was always something, um, special about yours, and I could never quite put my finger on it. Now I know what it is, and I thank you for helping me.
May a blessing be upon your head.
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Originally posted by Excalibre
look jali I didn't want to say anything but uh this thread was meant to be for white people
i mean i don't want to sound racist or anything because i'm extremely tolerant of your blackness but maybe you should start your own thread instead?
Fuck!
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You can start my thread, Jali.
Waitaminnit..."start" ain't the right word. Dangit, what was I saying ... ?
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
... I'm helping.
Hooray!!!!
:: claps hands ::
:: drools ::
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Let me talk to you for several paragraphs about the differences between hebephilia and pedophilia, and why Japanese animation is the greatest form of art in the world...
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bunnies vs. camels in the middle east? oh yes, thank you japan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4QBZfjtqs
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Originally posted by hatesfreedom
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
(best game story ever)
I loved that game. It was really a lot of fun for a Japanese-style RPG and the story was pretty involving. Ludicrous, but interesting.
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Originally posted by Inigo Montoya
You can start my thread, Jali.
Waitaminnit..."start" ain't the right word. Dangit, what was I saying ... ?
Say wha'?
No entiendo.
Je ne comprends pas.
???????.
Non capisco.
Ich verstehe nicht.
? ?? ???????.
Ik begrijp niet.
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I'm not black and I always tip
but
I never really look my server in the face so when, inevitably, the server is taking forever the people at my table will say "where is the server?" I never know because I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEIR FACE LOOKS LIKE.
But otherwise I am polite to them.
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I'm posting here, but not in "full retard" mode...because I'll never win an Oscar that way.
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What the hell is wrong with you trolls? This thread was down mid-page!
Get it together.
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hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
This is trolling. Your post has been reported to the moderators.
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Originally posted by Excalibre
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
This is trolling. Your post has been reported to the moderators.
Faarkin' 'ell, that weren't trolling! I was just having my warm-up.
"Your Momma wrassles alligators and your Pappy is her manager! Your family is genetically descended from Hobbits, especially the big hairy feet bit...oh, and your breath stinks of elderberries and rabbit droppings!"
< does a bit more stretching >
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
::taps mic:: Testing... testing... Hi all.
It seems that ivan astikov needs a raise. Our budget is pretty tight for this fiscal year, so I'm asking each and every one of you to donate a little something to help. Trollery is important to our board so let's all pitch in to help.
Who has the standard troll agreement? What's the going rate these days?
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Hey, all donations will be gratefully received...there is a credit crunch going on and you've gotta admire people who are unafraid to spend.
Oh, and yes Jali, you have the position as my agent in all future transactions if you wish to take it, with what I'm hoping will be a suitable 20% cut. (Do my laundry and I'm prepared to go up to 25%!)
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I'll wash your unmentionables by hand in Woolite for the 25% cut. We can negotiate addition duties and additional compensation at a later time.
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For a piece of the pie I am willing to do publicity for you by changing my sig to promote your trollery.
We get hatesfreedom on board and we got ourselves a real Hollywood C-list going on here.
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Originally posted by jali
I'll wash your ;) unmentionables by hand in Woolite for the 25% cut. We can negotiate addition duties and additional compensation at a later time.
You're in luck. I don't wear unmentionables! What a result, eh? ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by ShelliBean
For a piece of the pie I am willing to do publicity for you by changing my sig to promote your trollery.
We get hatesfreedom on board and we got ourselves a real Hollywood C-list going on here.
You're on the team! There's at least a 25% slice to be divvied up, so is there anything else you want to do? I can allocate you 5% for PR purposes.
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Hmmmm, well, I'm a bartender so I can make drinks on the tour bus.
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
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Originally posted by jali
I'll wash your ;) unmentionables by hand in Woolite for the 25% cut. We can negotiate addition duties and additional compensation at a later time.
You're in luck. I don't wear unmentionables! What a result, eh? ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by ShelliBean
For a piece of the pie I am willing to do publicity for you by changing my sig to promote your trollery.
We get hatesfreedom on board and we got ourselves a real Hollywood C-list going on here.
You're on the team! There's at least a 25% slice to be divvied up, so is there anything else you want to do? I can allocate you 5% for PR purposes.
Team? We don't need no stinking team! ::sulks, then stomps off::
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Well hell I didn't know I was chopping someone else's beef.
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
Well hell I didn't know I was chopping someone else's beef.
My new quote! Gimme a sec.
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Th' fuck happened to the troll thread portion of this shit you worthless MMP motherfuckers?
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
Th' fuck happened to the troll thread portion of this shit you worthless MMP motherfuckers?
Patience, retard. We wuz out givin' your mama the troll roll, if you know what I mean.
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[modhat:2mionzwe]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:2mionzwe]
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:igu9igyw]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:igu9igyw]
Speak and it's done, boss.
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:1xjw4iby]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:1xjw4iby]
That's just so typical of the moderation of this board. You don't know shit spooge breath. My nuts are so big that I walk like I'm fucking dancing.
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Originally posted by jali
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:1ir4t8h9]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:1ir4t8h9]
Speak and it's done, boss.
I was going to set you on that Cluricaun fellow, but then that Ruby got in the line of fire!
Which one should we teach a lesson to?
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:1ir4t8h9]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:1ir4t8h9]
That's just so typical of the moderation of this board. You don't know shit spooge breath. My nuts are so big that I walk like I'm fucking dancing.
That's that decided then! Get him Jali. I'll volley his nads to slow him down.
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
::high pitched scream as I wedgie his butt::
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Please stop, jali I wont bother ivan astikov again.
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
[modhat:2js13cdb]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:2js13cdb]
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
[modhat:15dx1ck4]I bet that put colour in your cheeks![/modhat:15dx1ck4]
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
Cheese it with the odhats-may, guys, or we'll all be sent to Room 101!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
[modhat:2tjc5ced]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:2tjc5ced]
::sniffs finger:: Not good. Ivan, help!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by jali
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
[modhat:1gffy3xm]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:1gffy3xm]
::sniffs finger:: Not good. Ivan, help!
If it was a snakebite in your butt I'd be there for you, but you are on your own here! ;)
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by Borborygmi
Cheese it with the odhats-may, guys, or we'll all be sent to Room 101!
I ov-lay ig-pay atin-lay ude-day! Ool-cay!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
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Originally posted by jali
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
[modhat:a3vxaiuq]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:a3vxaiuq]
::sniffs finger:: Not good. Ivan, help!
If it was a snakebite in your butt I'd be there for you, but you are on your own here! ;)
Ouch! O.M.G. What a coincidence...
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by jali
Ouch! O.M.G. What a coincidence...
Let me check its not a flea bite before I pucker up.
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
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Originally posted by jali
Ouch! O.M.G. What a coincidence...
Let me check its not a flea bite before I pucker up.
What instruments will you use?
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by jali
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
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Originally posted by jali
Ouch! O.M.G. What a coincidence...
Let me check its not a flea bite before I pucker up.
What instruments will you use?
Now, now, I'm not giving away trade secrets to my competitors!
I know what a sneak that Cluricaun is!
Because he lives closer, he'd be offering you a quick house call with the same techniques!
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I think you guys are proving the title right. :)
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Wait, I posted here too!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
::runs from thread::
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
ivan - I'm out. Take it up with jali. You are one your own with this one.
However, after much window watching I can confirm that yes, Cluricaun does in fact go commando.
PS - Cluricaun, you need to throw out that milk. You've had it for like 3 months already!
~SneakyBean
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Jesus Christ, look at all the retards
I would like to point out that "rape" is really just another word for "was asking for it, and regretted it the next morning".
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No! ::stomping foot::
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
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Nothin', that's all that Bobby left me. :(
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...who's only 60 posts off 500!
