So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.:???:
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So what's the deal, more life in a fucking morgue.:???:
Deader than the Grease Monkeys granny and like the Grease Monkey and his beloved granny, we still like to give it an oul pokeQuote:
Originally posted by Rango
Spoken like a true puss.
There's life, who knew.Quote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
Did they have you locked up, gagged, bound and defiled?
The bastards.
He's busy with his stuffed collie atm, the filthy fucker.Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angryDeader than the Grease Monkeys granny and like the Grease Monkey and his beloved granny, we still like to give it an oul pokeQuote:
Originally posted by Rango
Anyway off topic stumpy, why's this kip so dead.
I defiled your mom and your multiple cats just now. They're not doing so hot in the ER.
Suckle on my left one Rango, Rango the fucking mango. As in goes in on men. That makes senseQuote:
Originally posted by RangoHe's busy with his stuffed collie atm, the filthy fucker.Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angryDeader than the Grease Monkeys granny and like the Grease Monkey and his beloved granny, we still like to give it an oul pokeQuote:
Originally posted by Rango
Anyway off topic stumpy, why's this kip so dead.
Yeah, go back to defiling the pillow on the bed, TedQuote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
BECAUSE NO BODY FUCKING LIKES YOU!!!
No. I use my hand like a boss.Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
and also your stupid animals.
Wow you're really good at this aren't you, dumb fuck.Quote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
How badly retarded are you?
A lot. So fucking what?
Were you dropped on your head a lot as a child or just born thick.Quote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
Both. The amount of brain damage I have is awesome. And I was born with grandly thick penis, that pleased the shit of your whore mother.
So start a thread about it, you stupid faggot.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
Check the thread title you mouth breathing downy cunt.Quote:
Originally posted by JizzelbinSo start a thread about it, you stupid faggot.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
Here you bully. Just the big kids stole your sweets doesn't mean you should throw your girls toys out of the pram and take it out on jizz bin over there!Quote:
Originally posted by RangoWere you dropped on your head a lot as a child or just born thick.Quote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
Fuck off gummy, go find your own chew toy.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented MechanicHere you bully. Just the big kids stole your sweets doesn't mean you should throw your girls toys out of the pram and take it out on jizz bin over there!Quote:
Originally posted by RangoWere you dropped on your head a lot as a child or just born thick.Quote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
Anyway we are digressing again, why is this place so dead, surely there's someone around here that can answer a simple fucking question,
Still dead, tools.
Sad.
This thread should be renamed: "My father's dick tasted great when I was seven."
Hint: for a real thread, try not to paraphrase the sentence, "Fuck, I don't like it here, and I prefer the rich pagentry of life evinced by reddit or some other general-interest board"
STFU you wizzened wank pot. Piss off back to your trailer park home and pull the stump off yourself to midget porn.Quote:
Originally posted by Jizzelbin
Wanker.
I see the level of vitreol in the Thunderdome hasn't improved much. I've seen better cussing and cat-fighting at an OAP's knitting fund-raiser.
ps. OP is dead right, if you'll pardon the lame pun. I've seen more action in a Keanu Reeves facial expression. What happened to this place? It wasn't exactly kicking at the best of times, but this forum now is like a 98 yr old dementia sufferer clinging to their last breath, but not knowing why.
Come at me. I'll show you what vitriol is, as opposed to that other stuff I mentioned originally.
Ivan - good to see you again
Your mother sucks cocks in hell.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Not true. I've just left her home and last I saw of her, she was sucking a ginger biscuit she'd just dunked in her tea, bless her.Quote:
Originally posted by JizzelbinYour mother sucks cocks in hell.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
That wasn't vitriol, that was hackneyed "yo momma" shit, and not in the least bit inventive.
Try again.
ps. Hi there, Cat. Did you think I'd taken early retirement?
I just saw your momma cram an aborted fetus up her ass and rape herself with an electric knife.
Now we're getting somewhere you shit-chomping, pustulence-filled bag of flesh. Yo momma is so large, if she was sent into space, she'd have her own gravitational influence.
Hey Ivan, long time no see.
Hello Mr. Astikov. You went sparse just as I joined, so you might not know me. The place is ticking over, just not so much drama and craxy shit anymore. Now it's like sitting on a park bench, feeding the birds as one enjoys the sunset. Mind you, there are always plenty of windowlicking spacewasters lurking, hovering, with a bottle of cheap plonk still in its brown paper bag, stumbling and staggering and desperate for attention.
Just depends which bench you sit at.
Back at ya, What Exit. I'm only checking in to let my fellow ex-dope reprobates know I'm still kicking.
Spitz, I just passed a few benches with skeletons on them. I can't sit and watch the clouds go by with them lurking nearby.
Good to see you around again. You...retire? You'll be spitting nails at people for a long time yet. :)
I do that in more deserving places now.The worthy recipients were always few and far between on this forum. The Dope, otoh... :)Quote:
Originally posted by CatInASuit
I'll fuck your face, you dumb cunt. Fuck you.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Skeletons are made of bones. Bones make good broth. Just sayin'.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Doesn't the homeless shelter have soap??? Fuck me, the smell coming from you would knock a buzzard off a shitcart!Quote:
Originally posted by JizzelbinI'll fuck your face, you dumb cunt. Fuck you.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
This place is so dead wah wah wah *crying smiley*
Did you learn that out of necessity, or was it just something you always wanted to try?Quote:
Originally posted by spitzSkeletons are made of bones. Bones make good broth. Just sayin'.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Lemons from lemonade - broth from skeletal detritus. I was determined to make them useful somehow.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikovDid you learn that out of necessity, or was it just something you always wanted to try?Quote:
Originally posted by spitzSkeletons are made of bones. Bones make good broth. Just sayin'.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
I'll fuck your skull with a homeless.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Why won't anyone reply to me wah wah this place is so dead wah wah
Exactly. Who are these little pusses in this thread anyway? I think they gathered all the butthurt in one place and watched them whimper about how words and stuff.
Fucking shower of pole smokers here.
Shame the coat hangers missed you all.
Wankers.
I see it's jizzbuckets birthday today the useless cunt.
Having the lads around to pour some nut butter all over your face no doubt.
Pity that dopey German psycho co-pilot didn't fly his plane into this shit hole.
Ah FFS, there's more life in a sick note.
If any of you pricks want a good insult forum goto www.thethunderdome.ie
I checked that link. What a fucking yawnfest. Why are you still here if this place is not your cup of horse semen? Why not just do us all a favour and be on your way?
Go fuck yourself you cock gobbling cunt.
And you didn't visit the site either you lying prick, you need to register / login to access the forum and there's been no new regs since yesterday, and there's a million times more life there than here.
Gobshite.
I find it hard to believe i missed anything worthwhile. Judging from the 'ie' at the end of the address I'd say you're one of those whining Micks. The potato famine was a hint, you know...
Pop on over for a chat so, I'll save you one of those lard arse seats that we have just for fat cunt "Septics" like you.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Lying cunt.
I'm not a Yank, you fucking hoser.
A Brit so, even worse, and you're still a lying cunt.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
Go fuck yourself.
I didn't lie. I clicked on the link and saw that the autistic bleatings were concealed behind "you need to register" or some similar nonsense. I'm not so determined to wade in your psychological detritus.
And I'm not British. Fuck, don't you get tired of being wrong? I'm starting to think your father should've pulled out and spat you against the wall.
You said you had read them you dribbling spastic, anyway there are a few of the less offensive forums live for public consumption.
Go take a blender to your face you wanker.
Post #46, you dripping pustule. Read for comprehension, or get your carer to do it for you.
They've only been live since the other day, you're still a lying failed abotion.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
It's like a fucking merry-go-round, pop over bring your best tramps, we've a cage there, not that you have the balls you fucking enuch.
1) The only balls you're familiar with are your dog's. That's animal cruelty and it's a very bad thing.
2) Where was I lying? Methinks the problem is not my honesty, but your lack of a brain stem.
3) Learn how to spell, you fucking hillbilly.
Not one post in two weeks, fucking dreadful carry one, my shithole will gladly knock you kiddie fiddlers into shape.Quote:
Originally posted by RangoThey've only been live since the other day, you're still a lying failed abotion.Quote:
Originally posted by spitz
It's like a fucking merry-go-round, pop over bring your best tramps, we've a cage there, not that you have the balls you fucking enuch.
Disgraceful way to run a board.
Tip: also try typing for comprehension. Laying off the goonbag might help some.
yeah, I'm sure that's the problem
Ha!