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Hello folks! :D
As per the title. How angry to the slovenly masses make you? Does the drooler at the counter make you consider homicide? Do the roving droves of generally thick yet extremely argumentative yobbos make you concider genocide?
Do you just want to start roaring the most vile obscenities at the mouth breading knuckle dragger beside you perhaps?
All the time, what's your point?Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
I despise those slovenly grease monkey types, just fix the fucking car and try not come too close to me lest I contract whatever fungal disease is the order of the day in your improvised locality
All the time?? Hey I didn't mean it like that.. Are you... Would you consider yourself an angry person, Rango?Quote:
Originally posted by RangoAll the time, what's your point?Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
We are a clean bunch, you ratty looking thing. Mabye if people like you didn't breath through your mouths with the force of a Rolls Royce engine, things like outside paving might not get sucked in, causing the problems you describe.Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
I do have anger issues RTM, I like to beat dwarves.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented MechanicAll the time?? Hey I didn't mean it like that.. Are you... Would you consider yourself an angry person, Rango?Quote:
Originally posted by RangoAll the time, what's your point?Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Have you a Napoleon complex?Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
How long did it take you to master a dipstick grease monkey?
Really Talented Mechanic? That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one.
Apt avatar.... Though I agree. There is something wholly fulfilling to the sole when a size 13 boot delivers a fine punt into their malformed faces. I love the sound it makes when all their teeth clink to the floor..Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
I'm literally bursting with mechanical knowledge. You are quite livid. Does your username have anything to do with it? Is that your height??Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
Little prick.
Rango, Rango, you've the head of a mango
Rango, Rango, would you like to Tango?
Rango, Rango, I've heard you like the warmth of hairy male member tucked inbetween your bum cheeks?
Confirm?
Mechanics are the people normal people dump their oily shyte onto. Fix it, bitch! They need to learn their place. Mugs.
Odd shithole this, it looks like it's been designed by a 5 year old who's colour blind, coding skills aren't up to scratch.
Pfft, like you'd know, you colour-blind ginger cunt.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
Ah, here. Credit where its due. I quite like how the green goes with the green.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
Did your carer leave you alone on the internet, go back to standing in front of the mirror naked with your cocktail sausage tucked in between your stumpy legs.Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
Fucking oddball.
STFU, Fatass. Your chubby chops are hindering your vision like a pair of flabby blinkers..Quote:
Originally posted by John Joe The BearPfft, like you'd know, you colour-blind ginger cunt.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
It's like the jacks bowl after I vomit up my cabbage and cabbage dinner
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Originally posted by John Joe The BearPfft, like you'd know, you colour-blind ginger cunt.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
Like either of you greasy pricks would know anything about fucking anything.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented MechanicAh, here. Credit where its due. I quite like how the green goes with the green.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
You'd be well used to being surrounded by greenery, you hedge-dwelling down-and-out. Ought to feel right at home.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented MechanicAh, here. Credit where its due. I quite like how the green goes with the green.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
That's normally liquidized for you right?Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
He has a booster to help him reach the edge of the soup bowl too.Quote:
Originally posted by RangoThat's normally liquidized for you right?Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
I hear he pisses in it first to cool it down. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented MechanicHe has a booster to help him reach the edge of the soup bowl too.Quote:
Originally posted by RangoThat's normally liquidized for you right?Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
Are there any locals in here? Or are they all off, busy seducing their cousins?
I'm amazed you're not off gallivanting with them. As long as something has a pulse and is related, you're in there!!Quote:
Originally posted by John Joe The Bear
I don't know you pal. I don't want to know you, and I never want to meet you IRL. You appear to be insane. Now fuck off, there's a good lad.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented MechanicI'm amazed you're not off gallivanting with them. As long as something has a pulse and is related, you're in there!!Quote:
Originally posted by John Joe The Bear
Well, this thread is going well.
It is indeed. Are you the chief Wizard? If not, how come you have his hair?Quote:
Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
We thought it could do with some proper "Dome" treatment.Quote:
Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
Is it normally this busy :roll:
I heard he's a poop chute like a wizards sleeve, that counts yeah?Quote:
Originally posted by John Joe The BearIt is indeed. Are you the chief Wizard? If not, how come you have his hair?Quote:
Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
Sorry, Mr Hair. I feel like I'm making freinds though. My mammy said I should.Quote:
Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
You're obviously lost sonny - the LGBT forum is two up and four across. Off you mince.Quote:
Originally posted by RangoWe thought it could do with some proper "Dome" treatment.Quote:
Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
Is it normally this busy :roll:
Is this some nazi shit? Heir?
Sounds Alot like Herr
Herr Furher Elendil
I think he had a thing against dwarfs too iirc... They're lucky America saved the day like they did.Quote:
Originally posted by 4 ten and angry
This site is far better than that other thunderdome place.
Aw, Christ. Auntie I keep telling you to take your suppositories... Are you going to or am I going to have to put them on the end of my boot....Quote:
Originally posted by Auntie_Semite
There's a snowballs chance in hell of that ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Auntie_Semite
:bravo: :lol:
Lickarse. Get yer tongue out of his hole.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Sometimes I get really angry at other peoples stupidity, but then I have a tactical fap and the red mist disappears.
You just want it in yours ya aul deviant!Quote:
Originally posted by John Joe The BearLickarse. Get yer tongue out of his hole.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Or flys out onto the floor... Depending..Quote:
Originally posted by Titty_magee
The only tongue of mine that's going to go up any hole here, is on my boot, you Durty shyster. I reckon you look like someone out of a bo selecta show.Quote:
Originally posted by John Joe The BearLickarse. Get yer tongue out of his hole.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
That's enough of that!! Period!!Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
No need to be so bloody touchy mate!Quote:
Originally posted by Titty_mageeThat's enough of that!! Period!!Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Sorry, I may have OVARYacted.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
:D :D :D
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Originally posted by Titty_magee
.... Shit! Well played :D
You have no idea how proud I am of that....Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Easily pleased so.Quote:
Originally posted by Titty_mageeYou have no idea how proud I am of that....Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Go suck a tampon.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
BANNEDQuote:
Originally posted by Titty_mageeGo suck a tampon.Quote:
Originally posted by Rango
Shit where are the buttons gone? HELP.
Not so high and mighty now, DICKHEAD!!!!
Or you flat head.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Pity we cannot do anything about the firm placement of yours, up your festering starfish.Quote:
Originally posted by RangoOr you flat head.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Yup, bored of here now, no interaction from the locals, dull fuckers.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented MechanicPity we cannot do anything about the firm placement of yours, up your festering starfish.Quote:
Originally posted by RangoOr you flat head.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Ah well.
I thought it was fun :D
A home away from home only duller, no n00bs to chew on, dull.Quote:
Originally posted by Really Talented Mechanic
Aye. Aye...
Actually, I did on Thursday. I had to pick up a book at a university bookstore, and the guy was like autistic or something. "Can I help you?" (when I'm the only person in line). "Sure!" "Do you want to buy this book?" ("--I don't know, let me check...yeah, I guess so.") "Do you want to pay by card? (after I had my card out and was handing it to him)" ("--Well, do you take cards? If so, then, yes.") blah blah until he finally virtually tossed the book back on the counter with the receipt. My final words: "No, I don't need a bag."
This guy was about 45 and was shit at about the easiest job on the planet -- stand behind a cash register, greet people, don't be a dick, take their money, and everyone's happy. You should have seen the look on his face go from confusion to contempt as I started to, in a civil, polite (barely) fashion question him. He was all like "WTF where does this guy get the balls being borderline-rude to my bullshit?" Fuck him and his whole fucking family.
I'm not counting the daily, appropriate encounters when I hold out my hand or, in rainy days, umbrella commanding latte-sipping cunts who interrupt my legal passage of signaled crosswalks - that's just normal. When in controlled intersections, as a pedestrian, wait for the walk signal, and then go. I'll be damned if some shit-sipper's going to interrupt me. But that's correct behavior.
This other douche was just an autistic moron with a chip on his shoulder. He should go back to sucking dicks, like his momma did.