Fun with image search

Search for something random. Share the first result.

Bing image search: bloated tampon.

http://letterstotwilight.files.wordp...loated-aja.jpg

Google image search: a donkey and a penguin

http://www.twentytwentyone.com/images/Penguin1_500.jpg

Google image search: Buffy's potato nose

GIS: hamface pirate.

Oh, hamface pirate is quite lovely.

GIS: love that maffun

http://www.clickthecity.com/img2/art...062-image6.jpg

Needy possum:

http://www.allthatblooms.net/wp-cont...ets_possum.jpg

ankle cardboard on Google Images:

http://img.ehowcdn.co.uk/article-pag...le-800x800.jpg

It's lame.

I tried again with "cheating at Parcheesi" and lo and behold there is flickr photo with that name:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3499/...eb13737594.jpg

Oh, I really like this game. Here is 'scary taxi driver':

http://www.scaryforkids.com/pics/vam...n-the-taxi.jpg

"toasted retard"

http://climbaz.com/features/mtlemmon...Motorcycle.jpg

GIS: death star turnip

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/jersey...th-charges.jpg

GIS: cats have aspergers

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SH20_OU01_.jpg

Whoa. Did not expect that.

Here's an odd one:

Google image search: "I love zuul"

First result:

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_brian_t...9zuul2_400.jpg

GIS - disturbing welcome

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/97...f0e5193aa8.jpg

nm ... image doesn't work, it's a bmp

GIS: precocious jerk

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...6/55719204.jpg

GIS: Life banana

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_samfPSb2NT...life+cycle.jpg

GIS: Worst timing ostrich

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bTOOBSHSkw...320/stress.jpg

GIS: rosalino jalapeno

http://www.gunsandtacos.com/wp-conte...7/chalino2.jpg

GIS: dumbo rat is cute

http://www.discover-pet-rats.com/ima...t-standing.jpg

GIS: chate for fun and profit

http://www.feydakin.com/wp-content/u...f-chatting.jpg

GIS - my armpit is elegant

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...30196919_n.jpg

GIS - decapitated paperclips (yes, I was a little afraid to look but it was okay)

http://greatdivide.typepad.com/.a/6a...38b328a4-200wi

(last one for today, I promise) .... GIS - skanky accordion

http://www.accordion-fantone.com/fantone.jpg

"Silly tree":

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld...fvobo1_500.jpg

GIS; "Sad penguin"

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...SadPenguin.png

GIS: Virgin Mary had a hot dog

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EuUXnnRpG5...sion+stand.jpg

GIS: dumbest movie ever

http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content...04-15_0101.jpg

GIS: spam and peach balls

http://www.mellophant.com/files/spamballs.jpg

Mmmm.

GIS: malevolent gyros

http://images.neopets.com/nt/ntimage...gleplushie.gif

I'm scared.

GIS: tiny brained man

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wCnWZ1oegU...hris+2o1-1.jpg

OK, this one has me stumped:

GIS -- "spanking scrambled eggs"

http://jullubovoxhqx.solidwebhost.co...ture837501.jpg

I...really don't know. And I'm a little frightened of figuring it out.

Courtesy of this disturbing thread on GB, I present "chicken sex boulder."

http://funkyb.tripod.com/MiscPics/COFFIN1.JPG

Looks like your pic is gone.

"Gone pic."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...hael_Grant.jpg

Aw. It was a coffin. Oddly appropriate.

GIS: suicidal snake

http://8images.files.wordpress.com/2...ke_suicide.jpg

"Scary Perry" - not the Governor of Texas, as I expected:

http://www.scaryperryproductions.com/perry-pic11.jpg

From Bing, while genuinely trying to find a recipe I remembered: Alton Brown pork chop

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GGVeH1AB3R...0/molasses.jpg

GIS:

"Skunks with switchblades"

http://steelturman.typepad.com/thest...tchblade_1.jpg

"Happy dromedary" - who knew there was a book? Not I!

http://www.rounds.pagebooks.net/roun..._dromedary.jpg

GIS: altruistic cummerbund.

http://antipoets.files.wordpress.com...nity.jpg?w=604

Figure that one out, I dare you.

Trying to figure out how that came from "altruistic cummerbund" just broke my brain.

GIS: exanimate fairy tale.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../exanimate.gif

... why ... ?

Quote:

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Originally posted by Zuul

Trying to figure out how that came from "altruistic cummerbund" just broke my brain.

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Zombie Jesus enjoys modern formalwear?

GIS: Denver club shroom

http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociet...s%20shroom.jpg

Nightclub eyebrow:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIyk...untasticus.jpg

"Gruntled archbishop"

http://exlaodicea.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/burke.jpg

Dunno. He doesn't look especially gruntled to me.

GIS: fearsome LARPer

http://www.utahstories.com/graphics/Larp_skull.jpg

Redneck lullaby (GIS):

http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/p...20354203/p.jpg

GIS Freezing euphoria (once again, there is an actual flickr photo with this name)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5161/...932c5e4874.jpg

Oh, wow. That "freezing euphoria" one is gorgeous.

"Jango flatulence."

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/...ngo_diesel.jpg

Yet another search that yielded a photo that is actually titled with the search terms: mosquito tornado (GIS). I'm starting to think there is a Rule 34 corollary: if you can type it, there is an image with that title somewhere on the internet.

http://kayspod.com/2011/KP20110713_M...do_800x450.jpg

GIS: Oney Judge

http://www.ushistory.org/presidentsh...es/oney-ad.jpg

First hit is the runaway advertisement printed in The Pennsylvania Gazette on Tuesday, May 24, 1796. She was a slave belonging to George and Martha Washington who ran away when Martha planned on giving her as a wedding gift.

GIS: fishwich pants

http://sleeper78.files.wordpress.com...707b71e91.jpeg

GIS: barreleye

http://images.nationalgeographic.com...52_600x450.jpg

OK, a GIS for "Eskimo pie revenge" didn't bring up a very interesting first image:

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/lin11.jpg

What was interesting, though, was just how much porn it brought up, even by internet standards. Is "Eskimo pie" a code name for something?

:barf: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=eskimo%20pie

"Elucidated dog"

http://rlv.zcache.com/lac_operon_cla...6zvfh6_400.jpg