*pokes fach*
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*pokes fach*
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:gets ringside seat:
I SAID I WASN'T GOOD AT FIGHTING YOU, YOU, MINNESOTAN
:pulls What Exit?'s seat out from under him:Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Lean to the left
Lean to the right
Stand up, sit down...
Rarr!Quote:
Originally posted by fachverwirrt
I make desultory gestures in your direction!
Oop, I accidentally poked your cheek. Here let me get you a band-a-er, I mean, HAVE AT YOU!
:popcorn:
Pass the popcorn please
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: plenty for eveyone.
Oh, it is ON, bitch.Quote:
Originally posted by Inner SticklerRarr!Quote:
Originally posted by fachverwirrt
I make desultory gestures in your direction!
Oop, I accidentally poked your cheek. Here let me get you a band-a-er, I mean, HAVE AT YOU!
I am SO writing mean things about you in my livejournal.
:: points and laughs ::
:dumbo:
Worst. Fight. EVER.
We can't do anything right.
Also, I'm stealing your candycane.
Why you cad!Quote:
Originally posted by Peeta Mellark
Says YOU!Quote:
Originally posted by Peeta Mellark
:gets bored and wanders off:
Second Worst Fight Ever.
Take that back, or I'll stare menacingly at your user name.Quote:
Originally posted by Peeta Mellark
My popcorn has gone stale waiting for this fight to heat up. What a pair of pussies :shakes head:
Did anybody honestly think this would go any differently?
False hope is better than no hope :(
*RIgs a bucket of water to fall on fach's head the next time he opens the thread.*
Ohhhh FAAAAAA-aaaaach!
Oh my. This is a fight?! :fail:
I was at least hoping for some fisticuffs. :(
Well, these always seem to go so well elsewhere. Let me see here...
Circumcision is EVIL. And people who let their cats outside are GOING TO HELL. And...and...eh. I can't do it.
I really don't mind if people wear their shoes in my house, and I kind of expect others to feel the same. So there.
OMG
I won't make you take your shoes off but I'll be antsy the whole time you're in the house. No me gusta dirty shoes.
I'm not circumcised, and have never has problems due to having a foreskin. If anything, I suspect it might be a bit better having a foreskin.
Well, I'm uncircumcised and have indoor cats, so that's a bit of a non-starter. Although now you know way too much about my penis. MWA HA HA HA.Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
(What's this bucket of water doing over the closet door?)
DANG IT
Or custififfs....Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
*opens a Diet 7-up, waits for something to happen*
*swaps Oliveloaf's Diet 7-Up for a Dr. Pepper*
*switches out the room's soundtrack cd to Miley Cyrus Sings the Celine Dion Songbook*
:: Looks into the thread, hears the music, is appalled, and quickly ducks back out again without saying a word ::
*sneaks up behind elendil's heir with a pair of headphones*
*swaps everyone's coffee for decaf*
Noooooo. *snore*
That's ok, I always irish my coffee up a bit!
*rummages around in Fach's liquor cabinet* Hey, where's the good stuff!?
*goes into caffiene-withdrawal-induced hyper-rage*
*starts chasing everyone with an axe*
"Irish" and "good stuff" are antonyms. Scotch all the way, baby!Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
*Waits for Aggie to show up and slap him.*
You put Scotch in COFFEE???!!!
What kind of a monster ARE YOU?
Actually, scratch the coffee, I'm just gonna finish off fach's maker's mark. Anyone got any coke?
You put Coke in that Maker's Mark and I will smack you silly with a tire iron, young man.
HANDS OFF THE BOURBON
You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't tug the mask off the old Lone Ranger. And you don't mess with Maker's Mark.
No, I don't put anything in coffee.Quote:
Originally posted by Orual
I also don't keep Irish whiskey.
*tips the coke bottle over the bourbon*
Iiiit's going to drii-iip!
Put down the coke bottle and back slowly away. This is loaded, and I will fire.
Don't think just because they're Nerf darts they won't hurt.
Hey man, calm down. We're all friends here.
Oh, ps. I was looking for some sweet jams to put on your stereo but all I could find was this foreign language shit so I dumped it outside in the snow.
Snow? I think you have the wrong house, dude.
Oh no, I was feeling homesick so I brought a drift or two with me from Minnesota. I turned your AC on to keep it from melting, if that's ok.
You're running my AC outside? Interesting.
*Paging Nurse Ratched*
LOOK, WE ARE FIGHTING HERE.
Psst, Sticks, there's no-one here. We all went down the street for a BBQ. That's a mirror you're talking to.
What a laem fight.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
look, i'm too sore to come up with something so assume something rude about all your respective mothers.
How many mothers do I have?
How many do you want?
A million.
Sorry, out of stock, but you can have this empty altoids case.
This is not a mother replacement. :mad:
Are you sure? I feel it provides relatively the same service.
*waits for the board parents to attack Sticks*
No, no, I'm a parent, and that's about right. No offense taken.
Wait, you agree you're only the equal of a "empty altoids case"?Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
I don't know Sarah, I'll take offense on your behalf and all the other mothers on the board and off the board.
You hear that Sticks? The Shit be on!
You're going down. Fisticuffs at 3pm out in front of the tavern. Queensberry-Rules of course.
I think you guys should have a dance off.
Awwww yeeeaaaah.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Well, I kinda feel like one sometimes.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?Wait, you agree you're only the equal of a "empty altoids case"?Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahfeena
OK, you've worked me up into a sufficient lather. THE MOMMY MONSTER'S COMING TO GET STICKS HE BETTER WATCH OUR RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!Quote:
I don't know Sarah, I'll take offense on your behalf and all the other mothers on the board and off the board.
You hear that Sticks? The Shit be on!
You're going down. Fisticuffs at 3pm out in front of the tavern. Queensberry-Rules of course.
PARENTS VERSUS COLLEGE STUDENTS! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
(Jim is Kirk, of course.)
Oh, Jesus, I break up eleventy fights a day between a 3-year-old and a 6-year-old. Inner Stickler doesn't have a prayer in the world.
Only if it is the Time Warp ... ... ... with Knives.Quote:
Originally posted by Orual
Well if I am Kirk then surely I am winning but did I rip yet another shirt? (can't see the video, must be the raeg)Quote:
Originally posted by Zuul
Well, of course. It looks like he has the advantage as well. But don't worry! Sarah is McCoy and she'll trick Sticks into thinking you're dead.Quote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
First I Adblock your image and then I begin. Apologize now you sniveling little worm, you complete waste of organic carbon.
FTFYQuote:
Originally posted by What Exit?
Clearly you're mistaken again.
Uh huh. That last edited will be as a blazing beacon of your ineptitude until the very rocks of the earth fall in on themselves.
That last edited what?Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
Well if you were not the type of bloke to misquote people you might actually have some proof.
Proof? I know and you know. Other people knowing is nice but not necessary.
You are clearly one that has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
STOP FIGHTING IN MY FIGHT THREAD
You gave up your rights to this thread.
Man if you're going to run away that easily, I would have saved my B level insults for another day.
Jim, you are a B level insult. :fishbeat:
Come on Jim, we need something!
guise I made crackers. They're pretty darn tasty.
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY
assholes
I made crumpets from scratch.
YEAH BITCHES THAT'S RIGHT
I made french toast. And I'm making pulled pork sandwiches for lunch. Beat that.
*whacks the crap out of it.*
Crackers? WTF would I want crackers for?! I'm not a fucking parrot! Open your beady little eyes a bit more, freak.Quote:
Originally posted by Inner Stickler
Crackers are so delicious with some cheese or dipped in soup. If you can't understand the magic and majesty of the cracker, well, then we have nothing to talk about.
Who you callin' Cracker? BITCH
Glazer... I think that skanky ho just called you a cracker! :o
I resemble that remark.
All the fightingness is fizzling. FIZZLING!!! :fail:
I'm hungry.
Seriously, you guys, these crackers are awesome, especially with the parmesan garlic infused olive oil I found.
STICKY STOP MAKING ME WANT YOUR FOOD.
Never.
PS, the french onion soup was a hit.
*throws custard pie at Inner Stickler*
mmm, custard.
I am now roasting garlic and am going to eat it on delicious homemade bread.
I feel sorry for everyone who isn't me.
I am full of spite and venom. And not bread. :fist:
I have not made delicious food since the crackers because I am busy. holy crap. But I am enjoying the last of the crackers with some cheesy ham and potato soup.