come inside and stay a spell

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This is a sexy time to be alive, and you know
it. That's why you ended up here in my forum.


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You don't have to make sense here, that is not required.

You don't have to like the mods, or the chat whores, or the
guys who like bushy women. No you don't have to like them
at all. All you have is time to serve, and things to do. Like.

Hatesfreedoms list of women I'd like to hug naked

Sleeps
Kathern Hepburn
Michelle Obama
Harley Quinn from Batman

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hatesfreedoms list of places he would never like to go

any place hot
long john silvers
bottom of the ocean
inside a fire
thomas's car
siberia
france

more lists are coming later on unless you add your own. make a production of it, a theater even, put the effort into it that you don't when having sex with the person you settled for.


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♪ You wanna go where everybody knows your name ♫

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o shawarma why are you not in my belly

You need to run away from Exy's hands and come down here and jump in my mouth.

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hatesfreedoms list of things i would do as a wizard


get drunk at 10am
smack a woman with my beard
have sex with her
invent the first bathroom in middle earth
go fishing

o shit we have to make lists

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List of people I wouldn't take to lunch:

Luther Vandross
Roseanne Barr
Oprah Winfrey
any of Pavarotti's blood relatives
the Elephant Man

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List of things I would do if I were a wizard:

(a) ask people if they wanted to touch my staff
(b) that's pretty much it

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Which one is you, Cluricaun?

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Which one is you, Cluricaun?

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Scary thing is the one on the left looks like my Brother's best friend from HS and the one on the left looks like one of my best friends in the Navy. Threw me for a loop at first when I saw the picture.

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I'm inside the breifcase full of blow.

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Things I would do if I was Pharaoh:

1) Get a harem.
2) Never wear pants again.
3) Let the Jews go (for real).
4) Grow a cool little Pharaoh beard.

Things I would do were I a dog:

1. Fuck bitches
2. Piss on stuff
3. Eat stuff I found on the ground
4. Sleep all the time
5. Bite everyone


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You don't have to be a dog to do any of those things, Cluricaun.

I'm already a dog, in the George Clintonian sense.

Someone deleted our Coathanger Abortion seminar from the calendar? Who the fuck are these fundies running this fucking board?

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Someone deleted our Coathanger Abortion seminar from the calendar? Who the fuck are these fundies running this fucking board?

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I'll check the logs. I don't have a clue why that one was.

Wasn't me - I'm pro-coathanger

I'm all for those new-fangled plastic contraptions for the aesthetics. but the old wire one is much better for the job at hand

Remember kids, just because someone tore down the flyer doesn't mean the event is cancelled.

Precisely, beebs. Today is coathanger day! Don't forget!

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I'm all for those new-fangled plastic contraptions for the aesthetics. but the old wire one is much better for the job at hand

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Someone deleted our Coathanger Abortion seminar from the calendar? Who the fuck are these fundies running this fucking board?

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What kind of haters would do such a thing (i deleted it).

AAHHHHHH

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Oh wow, that's awesome, Zuul. Where did you even find it?

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It was an illustration in this Cracked article. It's a great article, too, BTW. It's the 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts.

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oh no screw you I am so hungry

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oh no screw you

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oh my, yes please

i added some character references to the OP cause it's all true

Boooored.

That doesn't look like a ferret to me.

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When I grow up I hope to be a ferret.

Ferret is dead sexy

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Ferret is dead sexy

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Well, maybe after splashing a little Hugo Boss scent over the smelly little bastards!

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Boooored.

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As your lawyer I advise a sharp increase in the number of people being locked into the cage.

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That's a possum, not a ferret.

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Ebony and I-vo-ry
Live together in perfect harmony
(come on and sang chi'rrens)
Side by side on my pyano (well, that's how they sang it)
Keyboard, oh lord
Why can' we.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6insZjCfU

This is a ferret rock star. See what drugs do?

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i give you, all the way from potato-eating Ireland.... THE NOLAN'S!!!

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Which possession of the Nolans are you giving us? Their shiny pants?

Please tell me it's not the shiny pants.

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Which possession of the Nolans are you giving us? Their shiny pants?

Please tell me it's not the shiny pants.

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Fear not! The shiny pants are in the Modern Culture section of the Dublin Museum of Irish High Fashion.

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dogs don't care about skin color but they keep a close eye out for michael vick.

(and asians)

"We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in everyone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive."

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(How two geniuses like Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney wrote a cheesy ass song like that, I'll never know.)