According to Google

Googlism says:

Exy

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exy is a windows application performing rapid analysis and plotting of numerical data
exy is a fat lazy siamese cat who always lays around
exy is a very jealous ruler
exy is refreshingly open in his corruption

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All true.

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exy is a great little stud colt

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YEAH BABY


Zuul

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zuul is a neutered male who weighs about 20 pounds
zuul is having trouble finding cute _intelligent_ women

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and . . .

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zuul is happy

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Aww http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsys...ons/emot-3.gif


Myrna

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myrna is always making something
myrna is the proud and loving parent of children and grandchildren
myrna is our hero

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Undoubtedly. And,

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myrna is a quiet and unassuming woman

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Yep, it's got us pegged all right. So, everybody, go find some more!

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pepper is missing

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oh noes!

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pepper is "normal" again

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even worse!

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pepper is a very special dog

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<3

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jim is a gold top hero
jim is imprisoned in ecuador
jim is making a comeback and this time he's doing his usual array of mad and funky moves on the game boy advance
jim is available for stud service

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I like this game.

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loki is the god of what

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I don't know, what?

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rabbit is a sphere

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mello is a girl

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I don't think so.

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Originally posted by Zuul

mello is a gay

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FTFY
/FTFY Nonny

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Taumpy yet.

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about terrifel yet.

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Orual yet.

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:sad:

Clearly it's time to get some rumors started! :sci:

Okay, I did my real name instead of Zuul:

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carrie is still relatively normal and able to briefly stand up to her mother
carrie is showering alone
carrie is such a beautiful woman to watch move and shows how to and how not to dance
carrie is considered by many to be a perfect model of naturalism
carrie is the most gourgous female ever
carrie is a professional slut

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...kay!

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sarah is very charming and

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And . . . ? And . . . ?

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sarah is slated to host saturday night live for the third time on october 12
sarah is fiercely independent and adamant about staying that way
sarah is delighted with her latest victory

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A disturbing thought indeed once we learned that

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sarah is evil

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mello is never afraid of what may be learned from other faiths

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Good to know.

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revs is a striking success
revs is a reputable
revs is really useful
revs is a breakthrough in wrist support

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:sci:

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revs is

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revs is andy williams

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WHAT

Revs:

http://imgsrv.kmbz.com/image/kmbz/Us...y_Williams.jpg

:wth:

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jim is a gold top hero
jim is imprisoned in ecuador
jim is making a comeback and this time he's doing his usual array of mad and funky moves on the game boy advance
jim is available for stud service

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For the record, the last must be scheduled with my wife.

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Originally posted by What Exit?

For the record, the last must be scheduled with my wife.

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Not as long as you're imprisoned in Ecuador, homeboy. :smug:

Apparently, my screen name is demasiado incognito. However, a search of my real name reveals the following eternal truths:

benjamin is dead
benjamin is coming home next week
benjamin is spruced up
benjamin is kind and helpful
benjamin is not short of victims
benjamin is right behind her :smug:
benjamin is a large boned puppy and we expect him to top the scales at well over 100lbs :smug:
benjamin is now supporting 33 orphans on a monthly basis:smug:
benjamin is designed to emphasize your total comfort:smug:
benjamin is a worm

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sticks is the collaborative endeavor of three artists

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omg scandal

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sticks is the beauty of the grey clouds the green of the bushes and trees i think about
sticks is donated to fire museum
sticks is the height of everything that can go wrong in hollywood

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Moar.

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cluricaun is a burly leprechaun who stands three feet high
cluricaun is that it may become a nasty sort of drunk who constantly raids the wine cellar
cluricaun is a creature of malevolent mischief
cluricaun is on the loose here causing these shenanigans

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Google doesn't know enough about Laughing Lagomorph yet.
When I put my real name in (first and last) I'm a retired special ops agent.

How'd that get out?

Skald:

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skald is always a warrior at heart
skald is a wonderful life
skald is not easy
skald is gonna get his flaming sword for christmas
skald is either making something up
skald is also responsible for remembering all the significant happenings of the past and present
skald is often referred to as both the "commoner's noble" and the "the thinker" by his subjects

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jali

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is een lief
jali is a larger than average male but has good speed and is quick on his feet
jali is overflowing with symbolism and metaphor
jali is credited to hafiz uthman
jali is now covered with years and years of paint and whitewash
jali is a cool name i made up and generally use on
jali is in harry potter
jali is an innovative and energetic company
jali is at least able to reach that of a popular implementation
jali is an alignment method for comparing a protein sequence to a protein family
jali is held in position by two nos

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What Exit

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what exit is your artwork?
what exit is the woodrow wilson rest stop on the nj
what exit is rt 66 east to arlington/falls church
what exit is orange ave in fort pierce off i 95?

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Glazer:

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glazer is boiling mad
glazer is a promising talent with a keen eye for pleasing visuals
glazer is modest so he'd deny that

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Originally posted by Myrnalene

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Taumpy yet.

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Aww.

using my meatspace name instead:

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tom is feeling lucky
tom is in the chat whenever his schedule permits
tom is supposed to be blind
tom is a calgary microsoft trainer & web developer for in class
tom is available to share the testimony of how god miraculously delivered him from pornography addiction and sexual perversion with your church or other group

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okay...

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tom is not gay
tom is stroking the cheeks of his gay partner by his long cock

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Make up your mind, Tom. :lol:

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tom is eating your babies as you read this

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:eek:

Oh geez, Taumpy. That made be literally laugh out loud. Too funny.

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excalibre is a unique turfgrass species that combines excellent salt tolerance with a beautiful rich bluegreen color

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This was always my favorite one with my old username.

I seem to be suffering a case of multiple personalities:

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loki is a beowulf
loki is a shetland sheepdog
loki is 11 feet long and weighs about 70 pounds with the solid propellant installed

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Be afraid. Be very afraid. After all:

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loki is more evil than this incarnation

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Rube:

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rube is a tribute to rube goldberg
rube is a twisted programming language named after rube goldberg
rube is like the first time you ever realized you could make out body parts on your

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I'm not sure what that last is getting at, but it's nicely ominous.

No results for An Gadai, so...

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aggie is a white flying horse or pegasus
aggie is glorious when he is mad
aggie is one of the more original characters to be found on a television show
aggie is asked if he has any last comments before his sentence is carried out
aggie is choking on please let me know

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Orual yet.

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IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN EXIST! ::sob::

I left out most of the ones talking about my story:

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parzival is dishonored and doomed to wander until he can undo the wrong
parzival is unlikely ever to be realized in practice
parzival is still accessible from the sun
parzival is an independent
parzival is included in a fold
parzival is definitely a thing in need of further exploration
parzival is indeed tempted by her
parzival is ja kaputt :sad:

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...Carol is a festive song
...Carol is a timeless classic
...Carol is a whiz-bang 3D thrill-ride

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They know me so well, although they persist in putting the word "Christmas" in front of my name.

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...Carol is a festive song
...Carol is a timeless classic
...Carol is a whiz-bang 3D thrill-ride

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They know me so well, although they persist in putting the word "Christmas" in front of my name.

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about rabbitmage yet.

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Aw. Alright, rabbit.

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rabbit is rich by updike
rabbit is a disgrace to the art of
rabbit is an absolute gem
rabbit is dead by ogali ogali
rabbit is male or female?

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....:Shake:

And just for fun: JAKE

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jake is available for adoption
jake is a sexy bitch
jake is gay at mardi gras
jake is a rising star in the diocese
jake is such a good boy

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Aw. At least I'm a good boy.

ARGHGHGH!!!!

The Double-Posting Imp is dancing gleefully across my keyboard, laughing insanely. Begone with you, evil Imp!

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about cat in a suit yet.
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about catinasuit yet.

cias is conducting a study that aims
cias is under the direct management of mard
cias is to promote the research and application of achievements in the fields of remote sensing and geographical information systems to
cias is a unique "redirective
cias is committed to one day playing a leading role in the promotion of electronic commercial activity in the 21st century
cias is equipped with the system of satellite receiver for broadcast for the fastest collection of information
cias is ideally carried out before
cias is also a charter member of the international council of air shows
cias is accredited by the florida coalition of christian private school administrators
cias is carrying out in collaboration with colleagues in missouri
cias is the sustainable agricultural research and information center at the university of
cias is an airport ground handling company operating at the singapore changi international airport
cias is providing support for grazing research
cias is to support intelligently users

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ivan is given a meager amount of food and must work extra jobs to receive extra rations

ivan is a survivor and does things to make his stay in the camp tolerable

ivan is all decked out in his tuxedo and top hat

ivan is partly concrete

ivan is

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You'd better believe it, suckers!

Oh yeah, ivan is a survivor.

Oh, and how could I forget these factoids?

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ivan is celebrated as the prince of hollywood but is unable to confide in anyone but his therapist the truth about his fatal condition

ivan is still a virtual master with a torch and can cut with the best

ivan is probably more patriotic towards great britain than all of the pupils at whitby put together

ivan is a three time washington state archery champion

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Google doesn't know about me. :mad:

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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about marsilia yet.

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So....

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Originally posted by Google

maggie is safe
maggie is a psychotic jew witch
maggie is a real keeper"
maggie is 'teh winz'
maggie is sometimes known as the bitch goddess

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Only in certain circles.

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maggie is not used much at all
maggie is confused
maggie is startlingly wholesome
maggie is pretty over the top
maggie is poor
maggie is our rambunctious little weasel

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That's right!

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maggie is devastated
maggie is so troubling that it almost was forgotten
maggie is kidnapped by a corporate conglomerate that controls all food
maggie is desperately reluctant to become an idiot savant of immortality

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...Okay!

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maggie is working on a case that probably involves serial killer
maggie is still married to ian
maggie is not the only woman to benefit

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allwalker is offline...

I know, I'm still working on that, alright?

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allwalker is offline...

I know, I'm still working on that, alright?

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Except for the Williams part, that's all pretty much true.

To discover my real name, one would only need to determine who "is not a noble knight for nothing", "is back to his old tricks again", and despite the fact he "is on numerous medications", he "is like a young tom in both looks and temperament"!

It's all true, btw.

Google has finally learnt something about me!

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feirefiz is a tantalizingly complex character who embodies the union of

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Agreed so far, but I want to know the rest.

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feirefiz is very high

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Um...

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feirefiz is baptized

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Yes, I am.

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feirefiz is not an incidental character

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Of course not.

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capybara is tough
capybara is not an endangered species
capybara is a black box — a completely general sound computation engine

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Not only that, but I hear the Pope ruled that capybara is a fish!

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capybara is the only technology in my life which does not crash and/or cause me endless hours of frustration

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Oh, someone named her vibrator "capybara".

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olive loaf is a reference to the favored weapon of the great penguin hero opus when he dispatches mimes to their appropriate reward
olive loaf is spectacular; its baguettes are amber

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And spectacularly so.

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olive loaf is a meat product? i may have to hurl
olive loaf is practically vegetarian

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The interesting thing is I'm pretty sure that last one is true.

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liberal is as liberal does

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Indubitably.

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liberal is lost in the forest and nobody is there to hear him whine

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*snerk*

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vison is a new high
vison is the state of the art
vison is an art form where every move is calculated where child stars are born where old stars are immortalised

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I'm getting slightly frightened . . .

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vison is merciful

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Oh thank God.

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spitz is prized in finland for its handsome fox
spitz is a medium sized dog
spitz is pioneering the future of immersive multimedia

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And of course:

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spitz is a transmembrane protein with a potential cleavage site

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But I mean we all knew that.

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panther squad is online now
panther squad is a mix of new and old as 12 newcomers have combined with 13 returners to make up hpu's current 25
panther squad is considered one of the state's best ever
panther squad is looking like

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We don't know what she's the best ever of, or what exactly she's looking like, but we know she's one of the best ever at something, and she looks like something.

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panther squad is planning to have branches all over tamil nadu like places in trichy
panther squad is a classic example of eurocine rubbish and the ad is appropriately cheesy

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She's multiplying over India and supposedly she is cinematic trash.

fach:

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fach is involved in many activities concerning the support to the community in times of peace
fach is a little rough but take it easy and there will be no problems
fach is very uninteresting in appearance
fach is easily climbed from the south but my favourite way of climbing up is from the north east
fach is ready to welcome attendees to the 50th canadian international turfgrass conference & trade show

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marsilia is unlike other described forms except ceratopteris
marsilia is out for revenge and her plan is to take it out not directly on mercy
marsilia is known to occur within about 1'2 hours at ordinary room temperature
marsilia is now a member of hip hop republican
marsilia is shaping up to be an excellent and complex villain

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This is getting some what terrifying . . .

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marsilia is gorgeous

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Awesome!

Mello:

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mello is hot
mello is often seen eating bars of chocolate
mello is gay
mello is yet another brazilian bombshell who has all her info written in portugese
mello is a boy
mello is not gay
mello is too dangerous to allow back on the street
mello is a guy?

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That sums up Trannyphant in a nutshell.

We should just use that as the site description.

Hey! I'm gay and not gay, too!

India best watch out.

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fach is ready to welcome attendees to the 50th canadian international turfgrass conference & trade show

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This about sums up the excitement in my life.