hey twitter peeps! lunch @ BK lounge w/bffs
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hey twitter peeps! lunch @ BK lounge w/bffs
hug someone 2day!
busy busy busy!!!!
sittin down at the compy typin on twitter lol
I don't think there4 I type.
Am at work. Working.
Damn! Who stank up the can???
Just opened my tenth tab in IE. lol
Boss hates me. Need a smoke.
Time2Pee. Too much coffee? No!
need a coke but this place only has pepsy I hate my life!!!!
just got the giggles over a barrel cactus
Oh man. Just farted and everyone knows its me.
Did the heat just come on here or am I having a hot flash? IM2YOUNG!
Old dude takes 2 long to p. Hurry up man!!!!
I just spent the past twenty minutes staring at the wall. Don't tell my boss!
Shit! Forgot spoon for yogert again use binder clip again
Sunny day! Great 2 B alive!
Just made tea. Yum.
bitch next to me still talking about boyfriend i think he's fake and she's ugly
It's my birthday! I'm 934 years young.
Completely shouldn't drop acid at work. Just stapled my carrot sticks.
If I were a crab i would pinch you. pinch pinch pinch (only tomorrow is forgotten)
Mmm. Time for tea.
Melted cheerios with remote--smells like puce
You know what is awesome? Starvation. MAN, I feel good today!
Most fish wont dance. I hate them for their cold indifference.
Psst. There's a booger whistling in the nostril of the guy in the cubicle next to me.
STFU! I'm trying to concentrate.
How many slices of cake make a complete breakfast?
Today smells like liquid, feels like a lie.
I'm dancing to the beat of my own orchestra.
have to go to dinner with parents they dont understend me atall
Advice: Never do a Google image search on "wound." Dude. Whoa.
Tweetup in the mens room. Bring triscuts or something im starving
Hey guys.
I didn't.
Did I?
Time to play with my kittens!
Ow. Kitten bit me. Done playing.
i kicked your japcrap ass!!! ford rules!!!! homo!!!
Third glass of tea today. Going for a new personal record! Woot woot!
Going through caffeine withdrawal. I've cut back to 2 grams a day, and am fonding it hqrd to etyp.
Stupid bitch thinks Im working. Really picturing her naked. Ha! Bitch.
Blister on ass really annoying. Closing door and working with pants off.
Supposed to be working. Watching porn on iPod. Shh.
Shhh... I'm supposed to be making this semen sample, but I'm reading The Science of Logic on my iPod, instead.
Yes. I am a pretentious non-wanker. :D
...the semen sample thing kinda killed this, huh?
Need to dump, but ahole still in favorit stall
Stupid Sarah beating me in cool poll. Screw her. She sucks.
Tweetup @ Cicero Av. Wendy's @ 3:00 PM. Be there or be lame!!!!
Which one? 11110 S. Cicero Av. or 7601 S. Cicero Av.? These details matter.
Ate a spaghetti sauce and butter sandwich. Still hungry.