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TNP likes cherry pie.
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Nah, from work while a take a break.
TNP likes cherry pie.
True, but it's not even in my top 5 favorite fruit pies (Peach, Apple, Blueberry, Key Lime, Pineapple). Still warm with a scoop of good vanilla ice cream...yum.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP lettered in a sport in high school.
Heh, right, like anyone who lettered in a sport in high school ever posted on a messageboard.
TNP is subject to migraines.
(Hey, I lettered in a sport in high school! But then I started to get fat, which re-qualified me for posting on message boards.) :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
False, no migraines here.
TNP has fewer than four "fixed" teeth (including filling, caps, crowns or total replacements, but not including braces).
Yeah, I think so. I have a few fillings but less than four, I think.
TNP has been to Disneyland.
True, although Disney World kicks its ass by a mile.
TNP is currently planning a vacation.
I am!
To watch some racing up in 'Sconsin.
The next poster doesn't think of him/her self as a nudist, but runs around the house naked a lot.
True - the funniest thing is, my kitchen is overlooked by the balcony leading along my upstairs neighbours' landing, and the other morning I gave the old dear upstairs a right eyeful.
TNP has never flashed one of their neighbours.
Not as far as I know.
TNP has no sense of rhythm.
Completely false! I started dance classes at age 4 and have taken every type imaginable. Tap, jazz, swing, ballroom, salsa, tango, even Irish step. I love to dance.
TNP has a bandaid somewhere on their body currently.
Not right now, no.
TNP has watched every season of "Deadliest Catch"
Nope.
Me and the kid enjoy Bizarre Foods, however.
The next poster has a thing for warm fuzzy socks.
True. I'm always cold.
TNP has a red vehicle.
Not now--my Mazda is electric blue--but I have owned a red 4Runner, a red Bug, and a red Silverado.
TNP has set foot in both the Atlantic and Pacific.
I have! Thank you, cross-country road-trip.
TNP makes awesome omelettes.
Damn straight I do, my bacon and chipotle cheese omelettes are to die for.
TNP talks in their sleep.
No, no talking. Just snoring.
The next person has had to have been bailed out of jail at least once.
(D and D?)
False. It doesn't even work that way around here, but I've never been arrested or incarcerated for even the briefest amount of time, so it counts anyway.
The next poster has a written list of books to read.
False - but I have looked at "Must Read" lists to see what I should be reading and have sought out books based on such lists.
TNP is an avid collector of something.
True. I collect dust and must shower daily.
The next poster will misspell at least one word.
Way to go all meta.
The next poster knows or knows of at least one person that they would kill if they could get away with it.
Sure do. You know, I think we already did that one, so let's go for another golden oldie:
TNP isn't wearing underwear.
I am wearing underwear...reluctantly.
The next poster owns a pair of "lucky' underwear.
False; my underwear makes its own luck, and I can't even tell one pair from the next. They're all black or gray Hanes boxer briefs.Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
TNP owns more than one pair of sunglasses.
Nah, my regular glasses change colour in the sun, that's all I need.
TNP never believed in Santa Claus.
True. There was never a reasonable explanation of the many contradictions.
The next poster has worn something by Prada.
Not to my knowledge, no.
The next poster enjoys a fairly expensive hobby.
Well, I guess scotch counts. Cycling equipment is also pricey.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP keeps kosher.
Not by design, but I live with my fiancee who is Jewish and keeps kosher, so I end up eating kosher about 80% of the time.Quote:
Originally posted by sublight
TNP owns more than one computer.
Oh yes. Eight, counting in my head. There may be another couple that I'm forgetting.
The next poster exercises more than twice a week.
My workday commute involves about 2 1/2 miles of walking a day. If that counts, then "true." Otherwise, false. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP likes to dance.
More and more every time I do it.
The next poster has been hospitalized in the last year.
True - I had a kidney-stone related overnight stay just before Xmas.
TNP can count their 'real friends' on one hand.
True, easily. I could count them on one of Homer Simpson's hands, if not Nightcrawler's hands.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP has been bungee jumping.
No, but I've often thought I'd like to try it.
TNP has been to a fortune teller.
Several times, but never one who purported to have real gifts. Just $5 fun readings on the boardwalk or outside the haunted house.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP is wearing mostly black today.
Entirely black, in fact. A lot of black even for me.
The next poster doesn't know the meaning of the word "discombobulate" without looking it up.
Does :???: answer your question? :wink:
The next poster owns a painting by a known artist.
No, unless you count my wife's Dali reproductions.
TNP has hitchhiked.
True - not for a while, but I've done it several times, the furthest distance being from Manchester to Dover and back, a round trip of about 520 miles.
TNP is a member of some kind of group, or association.
Well, I belong to a couple of law societies, I guess that counts.
TNP has bought something at a pawn shop.
Sure. Many, many guitars and pieces of guitar equipment, just off the top of my head.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP rides a motorcycle.
No. I can't hang with Dragon. :sad:
TNP wants Japanese for dinner tonight.
Hell no. False. I want fried chicken. Southern fried chicken.
The next poster forgot to let the cat out this morning.
No cat. Make my wife sneeze, and I don't like 'em in the house anyway.
TNP had a BB gun as a kid.
False. Are you kidding? I had to seriously lobby my ultra-protective parents in order to get a skateboard. A compressed-air projectile weapon would have been far beyond the pale. :tongue:Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has been naked more than 8 hours (consecutively on a single occasion, not total!) at some point in the past ten years.
True - but I would have been asleep the whole time.
TNP has been on a cruise holiday.
Nope, but have one planned for the summer, and don't I wish I was already on it.
TNP has been handcuffed.
True, most recently when I spent a night in jail last August.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP sees 20/20 naturally.
Negatory. I'm slightly more myopic (near-sighted) in my right eye than my left. The good news is that I can still read microfine printing, while most of my peers now need reading glasses.
TNP has never been at sea level.