[b]G[/iving] gout or gonorrhea to a neighbors pet, out of spite.
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[b]G[/iving] gout or gonorrhea to a neighbors pet, out of spite.
Heaving wombats over the side of the boat, weighed down by anchors.
Increasing the amount of herpes you can rub into various mons puba no not going to look up the declension group of each term in latin montes pubi? fuck it eta wait....montes pubae? that sounds better. someone better go check on that etta no wait, if its pubis-pube, then it would have to be pubes, right? well, still not going to look it up
Juking the stats once you're Mayor of Baltimore.
Kicking the ass of a really-good kike conductor eat that motherfuckers
Licking the butt of Furtwangler when you are Schoenberg (as happened, according to a friend). note, Furtwangler was, if not a full-on Nazi, complicit in state actions and refused exile or protest. Obviously, Schoenberg was a Jew. According to what I heard, AS said to Furtw, "I don't blame you for staying -- your musicianship would raise the hopes of many."
Munching loudly on old Triscuits and salami from your pocket at a Buckingham Palace function.
Niggling over things with non-deleterious effects.
Opening up a can of whoopass on the kindergartener who looked at you funny.
Propping up a kindergartener on an applebox while making them sing a song.
Quietly whispering answers to a spelling bee competitor in order to get her disqualifed.
Renegging on a promise to a dead pet hamster.
Signing autographs as the celebrity you're pretending to be.
Titty-fucking some stupid undergraduate's pet hamster. To death!
Underwriting the Italian shipping line which ran the Costa Concordia aground.
Vying for rights to a virginia.
Waiting until the elevator doors are almost closed to roll in a grenade.
Xylophoning people in the face.
Yanking the shit out of some bitch's vocal cords.
Zapping preschoolers in the eyes with your homemade laser.
Asking for trouble in the worst way.
Bitching it's too hot after the winter we endured!
Cockblocking a virgin (looking at you, Rango).
Deferring any action on your burning house until a new fiscal year.
Ejaculating good stuff on the red-head sitting in front of me.
Feigning surprise that you spewed good stuff at all.
Going to Afghanistan for a good time.
Hammering loose nails in your rabbit-proof fence at 2am.
Insisting on over sharing with people.
Jiving at funerals.
Kiting checks intended for widows and orphans.
Licking seats on public transport.
Nuzzling up to smelly strangers on public transport.
Missing a letter ---^ ;-)
Omitting the correct letter in Internet games :: headsmack ::
Pulling my finger
[Stop fucking up the game.
nm
Quickly posting the wrong letter
Relying on the next player, perhaps in vain, to get us back on track with a sentence beginning with a "T"
Thinking how sad it is that educated adults can't even conform to the alphabet.
Uncritically watching every Barney the Dinosaur episode ever made.
Voicing displeasure at Jisselbin.
Withholding praise from jizzlebin.
Xing your name ON the motherfucking list. Don't taunt!
Yelling at Jizz for being a jerk.
Zealously popping every single damn bubble on every sheet of bubble wrap that comes into your workplace.
Admiring Eric's recent contributions to this thread :D
Blithely ignoring BRIDGE OUT signs as you plow through traffic barriers at 90 mph.
Careening to your death after ignoring those signs.
Dying while leaving behind 18 illegitimate children to whom you owed millions in child support.