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Oh hell yes. I got in from vacation at about 9:00 last night, and instead of going to bed like a sensible boy, I drank a few beers, uploaded my (350+) vacation photos, and had marathon wild sex with the s/o. I am exhausted.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP has a major (life-threatening) food or drug allergy.
No, thank God.
TNP has been married more than once.
False. Got married for the first time in 2002 and we're still together.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has put on sunscreen this week.
I put sunscreen on every day.
TNP knows the difference between Beck and Jeff Beck.
True, but I don't really care for either.
TNP has to work this weekend.
True, but it's all right. I've got almost all of next week off.
The next poster gets distracted when typing replies because of the damn moving emoticon next to the reply box.
False. Thanks to my 22" widescreen monitor, they're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over to the right where I can barely see them.
TNP has a bigger monitor than mine.
False. My work monitor (which I'm using now) is 17", while my home one is 22".
TNP is drinking beer now. I certainly am.
No, not this early. I did last night, though.
The next poster prefers red wine to white.
False - I'd drink either, but I'd go for the white unless someone was insisting the red was special.
TNP has never deliberately injured or killed an animal.
False. I've dispatched any number of fish and crustaceans in the pursuit of dinner. In addition, I killed a dog in Ecuador with a rock. It had bitten me the day before.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP has been on a cruise ship.
Not yet, but planning to go on a Disney cruise this summer.
TNP always has a bottle of hot sauce on the table.
Yes, sometimes two. Always Frank's and sometimes a pinch hitter.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP likes singing karaoke.
I probably would like it if I ever tried it, and the entire audience were also tone-deaf.
The next poster knows the names of at least two of his or her great-grandparents.
The audience is drunk, Harlequin, and so are you. That's even better than tone deaf. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
True. I know all of their names. Mormon geneaology culture FTW.
TNP has been naked in a swimming pool or hot tub with other people who were also naked.
False - I'm obviously not hanging in the right circles.
TNP is an avid fan of a sport.
False, unless sarcasm is a sport. Which I doubt.
TNP has moved or helped a friend move recently (yay for Friday morning moving in the rain )
No, thank god. And if I'm ever asked to help again, I think I'm just going to volunteer to chip in money towards paying for real movers, which is what I use when I move.
TNP would rather go hungry than eat oatmeal.
False. On the right kind of day, I would rather eat good oatmeal than eggs Benedict or a Denver omelette. Mmmmmmmmmm.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP is prone to losing small personal possessions (car keys, wallet/credit cards, glasses).
True. Every day, it seems.
TNP is the office "go to guy" for help with everything non-work related.
True. As a guy in an office of 90% women, I get the call for everything from relationship advice, to car noise diagnosis, to helping load moving vans.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
TNP regrets what they had for lunch today, or breakfast if they haven't had lunch yet.
Nah, I'm reasonably well pleased with today's grub. In which vein,
TNP is having pizza and beer tonight.
False. I don't drink beer and the memory of the YouTube Domino's employee video is still too fresh.
TNP is already watching the clock.
A little bit, yeah.
The next poster has crash dieted at least once.
Major, insane crash diet.
Lost 75 pounds in less than two months. Really. Passed out several times.
This was some 25 years ago now...predictably gained it all back and then some.
The next person seriously regrets what they ate for lunch.
That's funny. I posted this question myself like five posts up, and now I'm here to answer it. And it's true, goddamn you Wendy's. :sad:Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
TNP posts regularly to a message board other than the Dope and its splinter boards.
Nope. I barely knew what a message board was when I found the Dope around a decade ago, and have never found a non-Dope connected board that interested me.
TNP has a mild crush on someone they work with.
False. Not even a mild crush. Now the Domer dudes...
TNP has on something black today.
Always.
The next poster averages less than eight hours of sleep a night.
Too true.
TNP has dropped acid.
True. I think it was called Blotta Acid - it was like a candy button on paper.
TNP is done with work, but still at the office.
Pretty true. I want to look at what I drafted today with a fresh eye on Monday. Just had a call from a client though, and I've known the damndest things to come up late in the day on Friday.
TNP owns a vibrator.
False - I don't even work in the oilpatch. ;)
The next poster has had a pet other than a cat or a dog as an adult.
Nope, haven't been big on pets of any kind as an adult.
TNP takes more than three kinds of prescription medication a day.
False; I haven't taken a prescription medication since my post-LASIK eye drops in 2007. The last time I took an oral prescription was 2004.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP would like to retire to a (state/province/prefecture) other than the one they currently live in.
Maybe a little paradise island somewhere, but more likely I'll just stay here. I do love this country.
The next poster learned to swim rather late.
I learnt to swim in primary school. Not that I actually got good at it, but enough that I could get to the other end of the pool and back.
TNP prefers Pepsi to Coke
Uh uh, I'm a Coke guy, although I'm not fanatical about it.
TNP didn't go to kindergarten.
False - not that I remember much about it!
TNP has given money to a beggar.
True. Many times.
The next poster regularly wears a wristwatch.
Nah, the last time my band broke, I thought, "Hey, I've got this cell phone that keeps better time, anyway."
TNP has been on a blind date.
Oh gawd, true. I didn't know I was going on a blind date, but I showed up at dinner with a couple of friends only to find out they had a guy there for me to go out with. I.was.pissed.
TNP hasn't left the house today.
Depends on what you mean. I spent a good part of today outside cutting down and cutting up two dead spruce trees. But I never went out.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP has already mowed the lawn this year.
False. I have no lawn.
TNP likes to gamble.
Well, a bit. I can be a bit of a fiend at the roulette table unless my wife talks sense to me.
TNP likes big butts and cannot lie.
Half-true. I don't mind a certain amount of junk in the trunk, but I definitely can lie.
The next poster owns a weapon.
That's a tricky one! I have objects that could be used as weapons, but none specifically designed for such purposes. So, False.
TNP has a reasonably famous friend.
Nah, not even any reasonably well-know ones.
TNP already knows they're going to have a lousy supper tonight.
False. It will be as good as i feel like putting forth the effort to cook. Hmm...wait...maybe it's true after all.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has steered clear, so far, of the kerfuffle over moderation that seems to be eating the board alive at the moment. (As of 4:08PM CST, five of the top ten active threads are about moderation, bannings, or the recent "attack.")
Yeah, more or less.
TNP is posting from a computer they own.