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Technically true: THROUGH it a couple times on cross country moves, and that was plenty.

TNP likes matzoh ball soup!

I can take it or leave it, so I'll say... false.

TNP has been to Muncie.

No, don't believe I have.

TNP has attended a Seder.

True, most recently about 20 minutes ago, in fact. (artifex is Jewish.)

TNP owns a combination padlock.

Correct. We have one on the little shed in which we keep the lawnmower and other yard stuff.

TNP has been to Naples, Fla.

False.

TNP ate ham today.

False. Lamb with a mustard glaze was the featured dish of our Easter feast. Yum!

TNP has been to Orlando, Fla.

Sure, hasn't everybody?

TNP has today off.

False, I'm back at the salt mines.

TNP is taking a trip in the next 3 months.

Not a long one, but yes.

TNP has been to Philadelphia.

Sort of, been through on the train.

TNP owns a cowboy hat.

True, and I wear it fairly often during the summer. It's made of straw, though, so people know I don't confuse myself with any sort of real cowboy.


TNP owns a beret.

Not any more, but I had one as a kid.

TNP owns a fedora.

Correct! I don't wear it that often, but I've been complimented when I do.

TNP has been to Quincy, Mass.

False, only Quincy Market. (I have NOT been to Orlando, either.)

TNP gets pedicures.

Definitely false. Doubt I ever will, too.

TNP has been to Sacramento.

Since is the capitol of my state, yes.

TNP has made themselves sick on candy in the last five days.

I did eat a marshmallow egg and some jellybeans for breakfast on Sunday. That was a lot of sugar first thing in the morning.

TNP has ridden in the back of a pick-up truck.

Yup. Pretty common when you grow up on a farm.

TNP has held a live chicken.

True. Nasty beasts.

TNP owns diamond jewelry.

False, but my wife does.

TNP has been to Tucson.

No, that I have not.

TNP has had shingles.

True and not something I will ever lose the scars from

TNP understands the offside law in soccer.

False. I get the general idea, but it seems more complicated than it ought to be.

TNP understands what 'icing' is in reference to hockey.

Pretty much, yeah.

TNP can explain cricket in a way that makes sense to someone who's never played it.

False. Cricket baffles me.

TNP has been in Utica, N.Y.

False. I've never been to New York state at all, though I really want to get around to it soon here.

TNP doesn't get the appeal of smoothies.

True, it's just liquified fruit with added banana? What's the deal?

TNP would like a hot dog stuffed crust pizza?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...tuffed-008.jpg

Sure, I'd give it a try.

TNP likes escargots.

True. I don't understand its wonky reputation - it tastes similar to most shellfish.

TNP has eaten alligator.

True. It was something like a cross between fish and lean game meat. Somewhat lightly flavored with a hint of fishiness to it, and not terribly fatty or soft. I'd eat it again.

TNP has eaten a fried catfish po' boy.

Crab and shrimp, yes, but never catfish that I recall.

TNP has been to Victoria, B.C.

Yes, nice place.

TNP is a hypochondriac.

Not really. I tend to suffer rather than seek medical attention even when I really am ill.

TNP has been to Walla Walla.

False, but I have been to Kalamazoo AND Rancho Cucamonga.

TNP owns a kazoo.

False! I don't think I've owned one since I made one out of tissue paper and a toilet paper roll in 5th grade music class. :fail:

TNP has done unpaid volunteer work (for an actual organization of some kind) as an adult.

True, a few, actually.

TNP had a good Easter.

Yeah, it was fine.

TNP is thinking about getting a snack.

False, no more food for me this evening.

TNP had a good, fun weekend.

True. My parents came for a visit, I finally saw Ed Wood, mowed the lawn, read some of Stephen King's Full Dark, No Stars, and caught up on my email.

TNP has been to Yonkers.

False. Haven't been to New Rochelle or Hackensack, either.

TNP watches Mad Men.

False, may be one day I might.

TNP has mowed a lawn this year.

No, the condo corporation has our lawn mowed.

TNP has sat at an outdoor patio this year.

Yes, just yesterday, as a matter of fact, as I was reading.

TNP has been to Zanesville.

Not that I can recall, no.

TNP has read Zane Grey.

Not so, although I really should, someday.

TNP likes ABBA.

False, I fail to appreciate that genre in general.

TNP likes Abbott & Costello.

True. Haven't seen much of them, though.

TNP likes the group Boston.

Sure! Now I have "More Than A Feeling" stuck in my head ...

TNP likes the musical Chicago.

Never saw it all the way through, so no. But one of my best friend, an amateur actor, dreams of someday playing Billy Flynn.

TNP likes the group Chicago.