Grab a cheap bottle of champers for the ladies too, if you can see anything under the £5 mark.
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Grab a cheap bottle of champers for the ladies too, if you can see anything under the £5 mark.
Oooh, a spender. You'll totally be getting some.
I just need something wet to slip my Rohypnol in and Coca-cola's not much of a draw.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
ETA: I just have to remember not to drink it myself, like the last time!
Yeah, that was embarrassing for all concerned. No, not really, just for you. By the way, your monthly not-showing-the-pictures payment is late.
Whoever dressed me up as a hooker is dead when I find them!
( I wouldn't mind, but ordinarily I wouldn't be seen dead in imitation leopard-skin shoes!)
So ivan is the one who took my shoes! I want those back, dammit!
Hey, I didn't take them! Someone superglued them on my feet! I spent 8 hrs in casualty waiting to get them removed.Quote:
Originally posted by BiblioCat
AND...to add insult to injury, I didn't have anything of my own that went with them.
I thought the black bustier that you were wearing in the pictures went well with the shoes.
The jewelry was a bit over the top, though. Next time, skip the pearl necklace.
:D
Fuck you and all your elitist friends!Quote:
Originally posted by McNutty
We, who can't afford to board are left out in the cold. Some of us live off campus.
No love in the projects. ::tear slowly rolling down my face:: :(
I'm not sure whether or not to forgive them for shaving my nutsack. I kinda like the look and texture now!Quote:
Originally posted by BiblioCat
Do you want a feel? :) ( I'll be more like :D if you say "Yes."!)
There, there! How about a nice cup of tea?Quote:
Originally posted by jali
::brightening:: Okay. I'll drink a little tea with you.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Are you suggesting I sit down and drink tea with you? I'm not sure if that would be proper. Let me check my English Butler's Handbook.Quote:
Originally posted by jali
Well, I didn't see anything specifically referring to tea-drinking, so I guess it'll be okay.
Just don't be touching the small of my royal back.
To whom are you speaking? ::quickly pulls hand back just in case::Quote:
Originally posted by Liberal
jali, why would you want to raid the girl's dorm with those pigs?Quote:
Originally posted by jali
You and I can go raid the guy's dorm instead. That will be much more fun!
Waaaaaay more than I needed to know! :DQuote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Thanks, but I'm gonna have to go with 'NO!'Quote:
Do you want a feel? :) ( I'll be more like :D if you say "Yes."!)
Hey, would you like to volunteer to stay in this thread and not, say, ... viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1689 ?Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Just asking.
:mrgreen:
I saw some weird-assed shit, but luckily for me I don't pay any fucking attention to anything other people post, ever.Quote:
Originally posted by Excalibre
Now kiss me and get me drunk, lover.