Giving the hitchhiker a ride to the middle of a cornfield in a Minnesota snowstorm, and no further.
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Giving the hitchhiker a ride to the middle of a cornfield in a Minnesota snowstorm, and no further.
Having a really ugly baby.
Ingesting earwax. In public.
Jesting with a man about getting a beer later, while the hangman puts a noose around his neck.
Kissing diseased monkeys.
Laughing as you ignore those pesky "BRIDGE OUT" signs and floor it.
Mimicking everything a person does, for several weeks.
Never refilling the ice trays.
Owing money.
Paying by check (and not getting the checkbook out until after the entire order was wrung up)
Quickly running away from a restaurant after a meal without paying.
Rivalling yobs in enthusiasm for soccah
Screwing up the formatting ;)
Tits deep in the yobbery. Zede.
U make no sense.
Very much not understanding how much ridiculousness to go through to find a doctor of psychology who isn't a retard to pencil US people in under my new health insurance. Better to go full Lacanian. At least they are real doctors, even if they are fucking insane idealogue fanatics.
Why spitz, why?! Don't taunt the jizzelbin! Fine, at least I'm happy, you get an x (as in x-ray!) -- speaking of which why is every secretary/phone person put in the five minutes to learn alphabravacharliedeltaechofoxtrotgolfhotelindiakil oetc? Are they hard of knowing?
Xenomorphs smuggled through Earth Customs because the Company wants to make billions.
Zebras emulated Balthasar the donkey in praise of the magnanimity of strangers only to smile because of Schadenfreude or whatever.
Always taking the last piece of candy from a crying child.
Beating the brat with a baseball bat. While excising y.
Circumcising without permission.
Daring a pregnant woman to jump from the high dive into a shallow pool.
Excising babby from her womb. Top that.
Finishing off babby with knife, fork and A-1 Sauce before her very eyes.
Gouging babby's eyes out.
Heaving Grandma overboard when she hits the ocean liner's buffet once too many times.
Ignoring grandma while she's in the car with the windows up on a hot day.
Jamming six forks into the slots of a plugged-in toaster.
Knocking people on the head with a hammer.
Licking the ass-end of a southbound pig. (Yes, that's supposed to be a joke).
Milking a woman without her consent.
Nurturing a cow's udder into expressing milky blackness.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
Outsourcing a diabetic's insulin.
Pretending to be a doctor when a pretty girl's just been hit by a truck.
Querying quixotically ladybois in Qatar pursued by a squad of Quran enthusiasts.
Rubbing mud in the face of children as they're walking to church.
Selling seashells by the seashore without a permit
Taking pennies from the little dish next to the cash register, and never leaving them.
Yankee-ing it up in a UK country.
U really skipped a lot of letters there, didn't you?
Violently assaulting postal carriers when they don't bring you love letters.
Wetting the bed.
X-raying people who only came to you, a doctor, with a hangnail.
Yankee-ing it up in a UK country.
sheesh! so i missed a few!
Zealously cutting people off in traffic.
Actually saying something hilarious about anatomy
Bitchslapping the barista when your mocha doesn't get done quick enough, dammit.
Caterwauling like a boob
Delaying preparing your taxes until April 16.
Eschewing medium-rare roast chicken
Firing people who don't even work for you.
Getting some payback, OJ-style.
Hiring people with the promise of huge salaries, and firing them a week later.