soaking in yolk
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soaking in yolk
admired James Polk,
that unjustly forgotten
singer of Folk.
Taking a soak,
the cultists took
no chances, really;
with their evil
machinations underway, they
began to hum.
Humming loudly, they
shot lasers out
of their eyes
and fried the
artichoke right off
the supermarket shelf!
The bag-boy gaped.
The cashier gulped.
The manager shouted
and carried on.
An elderly patron
keeled over, taking
the shelving down
with her - CRASH!
"Oh no!" exclaimed
the pregnant lady
as she birthed
a horrible monster
which belched fire.
The monstrous child
flew straight up
and hit the
glittering crystal chandelier!
Get the Broom
and the Dustpan
The party's over.
The crowd went
home and poured
tall glassed of
delectable whiskey sours.
After a few
too many, Sandra
dropped her pants
onto Steve and
said, "Howdy, cowboy!"
Steve's jaw dropped
at this magnificent
display of female
delectable carnal attractions.
Before Steve could