False, I don't even know people who have been arrested.
TNP has been on a cruise.
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False, I don't even know people who have been arrested.
TNP has been on a cruise.
True, once. It was fun at the time, and made for a very inexpensive vacation.
TNP has cracked a glow stick in the past year.
False, to the best of my recollection.
TNP has cracked a cold one in the past week.
False. I need to rectify that.
TNP likes 3D movies.
True and false. I thought Tron looked pretty amazing, as it had depth and richness without stupid stuff flying at you. But most of the time, it's just obvious and cheesy.
TNP has been to a drive-in movie.
Yeah, actually the last time was just this past summer. My kid was kinda amazed that such a thing existed.
TNP has made out at a drive-in movie.
I have indeed. Long, long time ago.
TNP has capers in the house.
True. We make chicken piccata periodically, and they keep forever.
TNP has more than one kind of olive in the house.
Not sure we even have one kind. I like them, but the wife and kid don't.
TNP likes pizza with anchovies.
True. I grew up my whole childhood and teenage years thinking of anchovies on pizza as a disgusting punchline ("Give me a pizza with everything...oh, everything except the little fishies..."), until I actually tried it in my twenties. <3 <3 <3
TNP likes pineapple on pizza.
True, in fact I defended pineapple on pizza in one of the first threads on this board.
TNP is going to eat some pizza today.
Already have. Leftovers for breakfast.
TNP has eaten cheeseburger pizza.
Yes, I did, a few years ago. It was OK, but I haven't had it since. (Rube, I went through a phase in college where I had pepperoni and pineapple on my pizza at every opportunity).
TNP is hungry right now.
True, I could eat.
TNP has received a cold telemarketer call in the last week.
No, don't think so. Thank God for call display.
TNP has been visited by an actual door-to-door salesman in the past decade.
True. Not even counting Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses, I've been knocked two or three times in the last couple of years by kids selling magazine subscriptions, etc. No more of the old school vacuum cleaner or encyclopedia salesmen, though, sadly.
TNP uses fabric softener.
False. It makes clothes feel slimy, blech.
TNP likes herbal tea.
If Earl Grey counts, then yes.
TNP thinks, like my BIL, that Earl Grey tea tastes like hot perfume.
Er, sometimes? Some kinds are a bit heavy on the bergamot.
TNP likes lapsang souchong tea even though it tastes like smoke.
(Side story: artifex served as Neil Gaiman's gopher for a day as he was doing a reading/signing event here at the SLC library, and discovered that Neil hates Earl Grey. In other words, his decades-long residence in Minnesota is, in fact, an exile from England.)
Neither true nor false, as I've never tried it. :(
TNP has been in a plaster cast before.
No, thank goodness.
TNP has had an arm in a sling.
False. Although there've been times when that probably would've been a good idea.
TNP has been out to a movie in the past week.
False, the most recent time was two weeks ago, and it was a movie at the local planetarium's dome theater.
TNP usually gets popcorn at the theater.
False, I get nachos at least half the time.
TNP has seen a silent film.
Yeah. It's been a while, but I saw Napoleon in the theatre back in the day, and may have watched some others on TV, can't quite remember if I saw them all the way through.
TNP has walked out part way through a movie.
True, many times with stroppy children, but that's probably not what you're asking. :) However, I walked out of the Colin Farrell/Jamie Foxx (I think?) Miami Vice remake about 20 minutes in. It was just so fucking awful.
TNP has received a handwritten letter (not greeting card or postcard) in the mail in the past year.
True, from a friend in upstate New York.
TNP has been to the Finger Lakes.
False, lots of lakes in Ontario, I don't need to cross borders.
TNP carries a cigarette lighter.
False, I have no reason to.
TNP smokes.
Most definitely false. Nasty habit.
TNP has someone in his or her immediate family who smokes.
Not any more, but my Dad did when I was growing up.
TNP is profoundly grateful they can go out to bars and not come home smelling like an ashtray.
Quite true.
TNP has asked someone in the past year to put out a cigar, cigarette or pipe.
False, the last time was in a line at Disneyland 15 years ago. Buncha French dudes smoking some truly atrocious-smelling French cigarettes. Pretended not to understand my English, so I repeated it in French. The resulting stinkeye was almost as stinky as their smoke. :barf:
TNP has incense in the house.
False, can't stand the stuff.
TNP has been on a balloon ride.
No, want to go, though.
TNP is a Notary Public.
True. I'm automatically one as a lawyer in my state.
TNP has made use of a notary's services in the past six months.
False, I haven't needed one since my divorce was completed a few years back.
TNP has played a game of chess in person in the past year.
Correct, with one of my sons.
TNP is utterly hopeless when it comes to chess.
False, in fact I use to be good and was on a High School Nationals winner.
TNP is feeling a little lost as we are between Football and Baseball seasons currently.
False, I've really fallen out of touch with both sports, on the pro level at least, in the last decade. I still follow college football fairly closely.
TNP pays attention to college basketball beyond filling out an office pool bracket for March Madness.
False. I leave that to my 15-year-son, who's far more sports-mad than I.
TNP is the youngest child of his or her parents.
False, I'm the middle kid.
TNP has something planned for Valentine's Day.
True. My kid's going to be on a school trip, my wife and I have dinner reservations. I need to work on a card and present, though.
TNP has balanced having two Valentines.
False. Never that lucky.
TNP has sent a dozen red roses to that special somebody in the past decade.
Must have -- I like sending flowers, but am sometimes forgetful about what I order.
TNP likes oysters on the half-shell.
True. Love me some raw oysters. Straight, or dressed with a squeeze of lemon and a shot of hot sauce.
TNP has purchased chocolate within the past 72 hours for the purpose of giving it to another.
No, but I still mean to.
TNP is hungry.
False, I just finished breakfast.
TNP does not expect to get any chocolates or flowers today.
True. My wife knows I am dieting and will not give me anything "bad." I wont be getting flowers, either.
TNP Remembers their first girlfriend's/boyfriend's birthday.
Hmm, gimme a minute...it was January, but when... 6th maybe...earlier....
Guess I'm going to have to go with "false".
TNP has heard from their first girlfriend/boyfriend in the past year.