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True, although I prefer sushi.

TNP likes liverwurst.

I don't love it, but I can enjoy it once in a while.


TNP has milked an animal.

True, at an open-to-visitors dairy farm once. Haven't thought about that in years!

TNP has been badly injured by an animal.

False. I was bitten by a dog or two as a kid, but never even a skin break to raise the specter of rabies. Hell, I've never been seriously injured, period. Just lucky.


TNP has looked in one of his or her high school yearbooks within the past year.

Nah, have no idea where I would even find one.

TNP would sooner spend four years in Gitmo than their old high school.

False. My freshman year was pretty unpleasant (I went to a five-day boarding school, and there were some bigtime jerks in my hall), but the rest of the time I had a blast and learned a lot. I'm still in touch with five of my high school buddies, one of whom is visiting us from out of town this weekend with his family.

TNP has a basement which could stand some cleaning and/or reorganizing.

False, I don't have a basement. My closet, on the other hand ...

TNP gets next Monday off from work.

Correct. One of the nice things about being a public servant.

TNP hates going to the post office.

True, and I go every weekday. :P

TNP has a discount card for a grocery store in their wallet/purse/keychain.

Hmm...loyalty card, anyway...doesn't get me immediate discounts, but points that add up to discounts.

TNP has a whole bunch of gift cards in their wallet/purse/whatever.

False, I'm a wallet minimalist and I'm super sensitive to my wallet being bulky. I have my driver's license, my monthly rail pass, my Costco membership card, and three credit/debit cards. Anything more drives me nuts.

TNP has a food allergy.

False, but my 12-year-old can't eat peanuts.

TNP loves peanuts.

No, I can eat them, but they mean nothing to me.

TNP has Skyped.

True, but I haven't set it up on my own computer yet.

TNP has a blog.

False. I have LJ and Blogspot accounts, but only so that I could comment to other people's blogs. I blogged fairly regularly in the MySpace days, but in these heady days of FB and Twitter, update-when-you-poop, update-again-when-you-wipe, what's the point?

TNP likes edamame.

Not particularly, but I may be associating it too much with the crapy restaurant I got dragged to too much by co-workers who liked it for no discernible reason.

TNP likes steak tartare.

Never tried it, but I doubt I'd like it. I prefer my steak medium rare.

TNP sat in front of a roaring fire today.

No, but man, that sounds nice right now.

TNP has had a concussion.

False, fortunately.

TNP has worn an eyepatch for medical reasons.

False; the worst I've had was transparent shields for 24 hours after my LASIK.


TNP has worn a hard cast.

Yeah. On my left arm. Long time ago.

TNP has been involved in a serious auto wreck.

Never. I've been incredibly fortunate that way; I've been in some fender benders, including some pretty costly ones, but never rolled a car, totaled a car, or been in an accident where anyone involved was injured.


TNP regularly takes a nutritional supplement other than a basic multivitamin.

No, I can barely remember to take the vitamin every day.

TNP likes granola bars.

No, not big on crunchy stuff.

TNP likes corned beef hash.

Once did, veg. now.

TNP seriously misses a recently cancelled Prime Time drama.

False. Nothing that started this season piqued my interest enough to even start watching.

TNP watches competitive cooking shows.

Yeah, love 'em. "Top Chef", "Chopped", even "Worst Cooks in America".

TNP hates golf.

False. I don't play it, and I would find it boring to watch, but I don't hate it. I just...ignore it.

TNP has one or two unusually frugal things that they do.

Yeah, I save leftovers pretty religiously.

TNP is very conscientious about recycling.

Pretty conscientious, but if I've got a pop can and there's no recyling container around, I'll toss it in the nearest garbage bin. Is that a "no"?

TNP keeps a compost pile.

Unless the midden of autumn leaves and dog shit in the far corner of my yard counts, false. :D

TNP can sew competently.

Erm ... semi-true? I learned how to sew, and I can fix ripped seams and lost buttons and such, but I don't know if I could actually make clothing.

TNP took Home Ec. in middle or high school.

No, I can't even remember if it was possible for boys to take it at the time.

TNP took Shop in middle or high school.

Middle school, yes. I didn't do spectacularly well.

TNP has a postcollegiate degree.

False. Embarrassingly, I don't even have a bachelor's. My 20s were a complete waste. :fail:

TNP has a wish to appear on some game show.

I would love to be on Jeopardy, but I guess not enough to actually learn how to try out or anything. Guess that still qualifies as "has a wish".

TNP has appeared on TV in some capacity.

False, and its not something I have ever felt the urge to do either.

TNP has already failed at their New Years Resolution.

No, because I didn't have any. If I want to change something in my life I don't wait until the calendar tells me it's time.

TNP knew that I'd qualified for Jeopardy! 20 years ago, but was never called to appear on the show.

False, but that's really cool.

TNP doesn't think they could avoid doing a WillFerrel-as-Sean-Connery impression, if they ever met Alex Trebek.

Suck it!!! (True.)

TNP has been to a live taping of a television show.

True. A local TV talk show, and a Comedy Central special featuring, among others, Judy Tenuta ("Worship me, pigs!").

TNP will see just about any Will Ferrell movie that comes out.

Not so much, no.

TNP has been to the zoo in the last month.

False. It's been almost a year, I think.

TNP always makes it a point to see the cheetahs at the zoo.

False, I don't think I've ever been to a zoo that had cheetahs.

Seeing great apes in the zoo makes TNP sad.

Yes, it does, a little. They're probably safer and will live longer than in the wild, but OMFG what a boring life.

TNP thinks Newt could actually win the GOP nomination.

False; I'm surprised at Newt's good showing so far, but Romney's raising close to three times as much money at this point, and that's usually a good indicator of who's going to win out in the primaries.

TNP has received a political "push poll" phone call before.

No, not sure if those have reached Canada.

TNP had unusually vivid dreams last night.

True, and very wierd they were too. Can't remember much of it at all, apart from it being Necromunda based. Shudder.

TNP gets nightmares from eating right before sleeping.

False. But I dreamed there were two rats in my shower this morning. Oddly enough, they had faces like tiny little bobcats. Weird.

TNP likes bobcats.

Yes. I like all cats.

TNP has meetings to go to today.