False - my feet are nekkid.
TNP thinks that circuses are crap.
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False - my feet are nekkid.
TNP thinks that circuses are crap.
Indeed, they are shite. All circuses have to offer are clowns, captive animals, and human beings born with unfortunate or unusual conditions.
The next poster has overshot the STOP line with the lights going off at a railway crossing and had the crossing arm land on the hood (or any other part) of their car.
False. Because I know how to drive. :P
TNP understands the meaning of the phrase "huge tracts of land".
True, but you using that in this game has me doubting it.
The next poster hasn't used violence since he/she was in school.
True, at least in earnest.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP will help keep this thread afloat while OneCentStamp is in Utah (and has only spotty internet access) for the next seven days. :lol:
I will maintain a vigil in your absence.
TNP likes vampires in one form or another. (I'm watching a Kate Beckinsale movie at the moment)
True, insofar as I like the idea of Kate Beckinsale dressed in skintight leather.
TNP has accidentally grabbed someone else's order from the Starbuck's barista's counter anytime in the past few months.
False - I can't remember the last time I was in a Starbuck's.
The next poster has accidentally grabbed a barista from Starbuck's counter in the past few months.
Heh, no, the last barista I would have like to have had that accident with has disappeared, as baristas do.
TNP has a huge assortment of pens with the names of various hotels on them.
True. I do leave pretty good tips in exchange for new pen goodness.
TNP smiled at themself this morning in the mirror.
Nah, don't do that much.
TNP is the kind of person total-stranger-nutballs love to talk to.
False - we don't tend to gravitate together! Seriously tho', I have a specific "fuck off" frown that deters all but the most persistent of them.
TNP would be tempted to shoplift if they knew the cctv wasn't working and the store detectives had the afternoon off.
Nope. I did it once as a 4 year old and was made to go back and admit that I was a thief. That walk of shame taught me well.
TNP likes animals more that most children
True - but I couldn't eat a full one of either.
TNP is currently wearing something red.
No, unless you count my orange tie.
TNP gets really itchy at bedtime.
*scratches chin* No. Not any more so than the rest of the day.
The next poster is afraid of birds.
Kind of true. I think pet birds are beautiful, but I'm afraid of one of them biting me after I saw a patient who had their finger snapped off by a parrot.
TNP has taken a pain reliever in the last 24 hours.
Nope. Pain free today.
The next poster has a secret crush on at least one other poster.
The next person in this thread loves kayaking. (oh boy.. can't wait for warmer weather). And no.. you're not getting any info out of me on Featherlou's post.
Don't be shy Clayton, He might love you too. :lol:
Nope, never even seen a kayak.
TNP doesn't own a TV.
False. I even occasionally turn it on and watch 'shows'.
TNP wishes someone would ask how awesome their day was (or will be, depending on what timezone this is being read in).
False. My day has been so-so. Not bad, but nothing out of the ordinary.Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
Since it got skipped the last time, TNP has never ridden a motorcycle.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure I took a ride or two with somebody when I was a kid.
TNP holds down more than one job.
False - one is enough, thank you very much.
TNP has two kids and wishes that it was practical to have 3 or 4 or even 5 children.
False, false, false, false. Ew.
TNP has a box of baking soda in their freezer or fridge.
False - what am I missing out on?
TNP bites their fingernails.
(it helps absorb odors)Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
I never bite my nails.
TNP can't decide where to take vacation this year.
True.
One kid and family in Florida.
Two kids in Delaware with other family.
Friends in NYC.
TNP is proud of their hair.
False - it was never one of my best features when I had it.
TNP likes painfully hot curries.
True. I'm not even particularly hungry, and I could murder a vindaloo right now.
TNP remember's JFK's assassination.
False, that was 20 years before my time.
TNP likes pulp in their orange juice.
False, unless it's really right-out-of-orange juice.
TNP is primarily a Mac user.
Perish the thought--Macs are for those with more dollars than sense!
TNP is craving fast food right now.
False -- still full from dinner. :)
TNP is afraid of heights.
False!
TNP has never owned a pet of any kind.
False. I had a guinea pig named Dylan.
TNP has never been abroad.
False. Although the Turks and Caicos is the farthest I've been from Canada.
TNP can read Latin.
False, since Pig Latin probably doesn't count.
TNP works out regularly.
Seven days a week.
TNP had too much to drink last night.
False - Unless we are talking about coffee? I'm nigh on a tee-totaller.
TNP is freaked out by most, if not all insects.
Nah, they don't bug me much. ("Bug me! I'm hilarious!)
TNP is a "glass is half full" person.
Glass half full of Gin and Tonic-CORRECT!
TNP will have never been to Chaco Canyon, but will google it to see what's up with that.
Wrong-o! Camped there, had Pueblo Bonito to ourselves for a good hour at sunrise, and saw a Prairie Rattlesnake, too!Quote:
TNP will have never been to Chaco Canyon
TNP has never set foot in the Pacific Ocean.
False. It's about a 20 minute drive down the road from me.
TNP should not have eaten all that chocolate this weekend.
False. Not a bite!
TNP saw the film "Supersize Me" and changed their eating habits.
False. Never saw it, and don't give a damn since I so seldom eat McDonalds or other fast food.
TNP likes working on cryptic crosswords.
False. Tried them once or twice, but didn't get into them.
TNP has been stung by a bee within the last year.
False - I think I'd remember it; I don't think I've ever been stung by a bee. A wasp yes.
TNP has been to the theatre (not including the movies) in the past year
True. Oh so true. I love theater.
TNP not only has read Shakespeare but also enjoys it.
True. Haven't read one in a long time, but good memories.
TNP has had a nightmarish holiday weekend visiting insane relatives and in-laws.