since he was
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since he was
temporarily blinded by
an uncooked artichoke
which came flying
at his face.
The artichoke lodged
between his cheeks
(not those cheeks!),
and left him
unable to breathe.
He turned purple
and a rather
large swelling appeared
under his chin.
"Why, God, why?"
The Elephant Man
was Sandy's father.
A fact she
had shared when
her crazy aunt
served her for
breakfast last Tuesday.
"Oh dear God!"
Mel Brooks ejaculated,
NO TALKING DIRTY!
It makes me
all squirmy inside;
But it feels
oh so good!
"There must be
a point to
all this depravity?"
"No," Aethelbert said,
but he didn't
finish the thought.
Just then, twenty
Japanese dive bombers
flashed their genitals
and shouted, "Banzai!"
"Bollocks" was the
codeword for genitals
and also for
hard-boiled eggs
in their cult.
This egg cult
(for so 'twas)
had many rituals
and arcane secrets
written in yolk.
For these folk