The next person to post in this thread...

The song didn't do a lot for me, tbh...

TNP ate/will eat red meat over Easter.

True, only here we call it Passover. :)

TNP has posted over 50 times to this thread (WAGs are fine here).

True, 76 times actually. This one makes 77.

TNP has been caught out in a thunderstorm before.

True - including twice, a year or so apart, in the same suit with no umbrella! I wonder if God just doesn't like that suit....

TNP has a favorite unusual Easter (or Passover) tradition.

False, it's not even eating large amounts of chocloate

TNP is a morning person

False. Definitely a night owl - rare that I'm in bed before midnight.

TNP likes Maroon 5 (I'm listening to "Back At Your Door" as I write this).

I like "Harder to Breathe". The rest of their catalog (that I've heard) leaves me cold.

TNP is enjoying the weather where they're at now.

No, alas, it's cold and rainy here at the moment.

TNP has already seen the ticklish penguin (go to 1:03 for the actual tickling part): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTWW...eature=related

False, I'll have to have a look.

TNP drinks alcohol more than 5 times a week.

False. I'm actually fairly careful about how often I let myself drink because I worry.

TNP can name the President of Poland.

Nope. I can give him a cool pet name though, if that helps. Ziggy.

TNP is allergic to more than one thing.

True: fur, dust, molds, pollen. None of them terribly seriously, though.

TNP likes nothing better than to have a cat jump up on his or her lap.

False. There are some things I like better. I do like it when my cat jumps into my lap, but it's a very rare thing. She's more of a "flop down next to me in bed" kind of cat.

TNP has eaten in bed within the last week.

False. I usually only do that when I'm very, very sick. My 11-year-old, on the other hand, often leaves cracker crumbs behind.

TNP watched at least a cumulative hour of the Royal Wedding.

False, I think I watched about 30-45 minutes all together.

TNP is going to be spending Mother's Day with their mom.

True. And God help me.

TNP has a favorite low calorie sweetener.

No. I go for real Government-subsidized, by-God sugar every time.

TNP has a weakness for banana splits.

False, I can take or leave them

TNP is finally had enough of the Royal Wedding

False. I've seen the highlights but still want to see some of the coverage and commentary I have on my DVR.

TNP would agree with Will Rogers's sentiment, "I've never wished anyone dead, but I've read some obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction."

True, although some people attribute it to Clarence Darrow.

TNP thinks invading Libya is a good idea

I'm not at all sure about invading, but I think we should doing a lot more to help the Libyan rebels.

TNP thinks there's got to be one, and only one, correct way to spell the last name of the ruler of Libya.

Sure, but I'm pretty sure it's in the Arabic alphabet.

TNP spent the weekend doing family-togetherness time.

True: we went to my son's baseball game on Saturday, and spent Sunday afternoon/evening with artifex's folks.

TNP called their mom yesterday (as opposed to seeing her in person or she being deceased or incognito).

Yeah, called her like a I do most every Sunday, but did say "Happy Mother's Day".

TNP is not having a great day today.

True - I woke up this morning to a dead car battery and had to call one of my employees to come give me a jump - but it's starting to recover.

TNP prefers hardcover books to paperback.

False, they are nice, but I spend too much time trying to keep them pristine instead of reading them.

TNP uses Google to search for everything

True, and using Chrome as my browser makes it easy, since I can highlight any text and Google it instantly in a new tab with a click.

TNP has been under general anesthesia.

Yeah, a couple times -- nothing serious, tonsils and wisdom teeth.

TNP still has their tonsils and wisdom teeth.

Tonsils, yes; wisdom teeth, no. My dentist yanked them when I was in high school - jeez, that hurt!

TNP enjoys the mirror scene from Duck Soup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQ9j...eature=related

It's one of the finest comedy scenes going.

TNP prefers music from 10+ years ago to todays music

True, but I'm not proud of it -- just one of those things that happens to you as you age.

TNP knows a martial art.

Nope. I used to kick my sister, though.

TNP has eaten tofu in the last week.

False. I've tried multiple times to get on the tofu-train, but I just don't like it.

TNP would like to improve their eating habits.

I would, I would.

TNP has flown in a helicopter.

Correct. When I was a little kid we took the airport helicopter from LaGuardia, I guess it was, into Manhattan. My parents have a picture of me stooping as I walked away from the helicopter so as not to get my head chopped off by the rotors - but I was small enough then, I could've stood on tiptoes and still been completely safe! More recently, in 1987, I took a helicopter tour of Hawaii which was a lot of fun. I've also since been on two police helicopter ride-alongs - very cool indeed.

TNP remembers the trivia game from Friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aelig...eature=related

False, but then I never watched Friends that much.

TNP has been rained on in the last few days.

Oh, yes. Far too much. I should've mowed the lawn four or five days ago but it's been too damn wet.

TNP has been laid off at least once in his or her career.

False, but I have been outsourced.

TNP knows how to ski.

That I do not. I'm not much of a Canadian in some ways.

TNP has served in the military.

False, although I seriously considered enlisting after high school, and have always been interested in military history.

TNP thinks the IMF guy will probably abscond to France now that he's been granted $1 million bail.

False. But if he did a runner and France refused to send him back it would be a major politicial shitstorm.

TNP is able to make a decent lasagne.

False, but my wife's is yummy indeed.

TNP has a cat no more than two rooms away.

God, no, my wife and kid would be sneezing their heads off, and I'd have a cat in the house.

TNP has had a sunburn recently.

Yes, just today, I got a bit too much sun while outdoors with the Cub Scouts.

TNP has done laundry in the past three days.

Nope ... our oppressed Indonesian maids do the ordinary laundry. I do the special-care stuff (linen pants, lingerie, etc.) myself once every 2-3 weeks, and last did it about a week ago.

TNP has read all three books in The Hunger Games series.

False, but my niece really likes them.

TNP is eagerly awaiting the release of A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin.

False, I've never read any of the books, and a couple episodes of the TV show was enough to kill my interest in them

TNP knows what blood type they are.

Correct. Type O. I used to give blood every two months, like clockwork, until the Red Cross changed their rules. Now, since, I've spent more than a cumulative six months in the UK, I can't give anymore (might have Mad Cow Disease, dontchaknow).

TNP regularly gives blood.

False, it's been a long time since I last donated.

TNP never misses their favourite TV programme

False, we have no idea when/whether any show we like is even broadcast in Indonesia; we do everything by Apple TV download or buying DVDs.

TNP is quite nearsighted.