The next person to post in this thread...

A slammer with padded walls, maybe...

TNP likes crumpets.

True, and I have made them from scratch recently.

TNP does not like doughnuts for breakfast.

Trueish. I prefer them at times when I'm actually awake.

TNP is a morning person.

Holy Jesus no! Night baby, up late, sleep late.

TNP has seen "The Sting" at least five times.

I have not.

TNP is going to post in this thread.

Wrong! I, er, crap.

TNP will NOT post in this thread.

Manifestly false.

TNP likes conundrums.

Do I? Hmmmmmm. Hmmmm.

TNP is illiterate.

True, of course. I'm a writer.

TNP still holds grudges from adolescence.

A couple, sure.

TNP is a picky eater.

I'd have to say no. Although I have some strong preferences and some strong dislikes, I'll try just about anything once.

TNP is rather fond of dill pickles.

When you put it that way, absolutely.

TNP has discussed an upcoming movie in the last twenty-four hours.

False. I thought about saying something about the next Twilight movie, but kept it to myself.

TNP has babysat an unrelated child in the past year.

True, if supervising a playdate counts. Otherwise no.

TNP has not seen any of the Twilight movies.

Sadly... to my shame... false. On my behalf, I was forced to through guilt and threats by my girlfriend at the time.

TNP has thought vampires were hot.

True, and none of them sparkle.

TNP has had both a male and female boss.

True. The Army is a fantastic place.

TNP has stayed up over 48 hours before.

True, but that's what weekend RPGs are all about

TNP knows their neighbours by their first names

True, though I have a little trouble remembering them sometimes.

TNP has high blood pressure.

I haven't had it checked in about a year, but it's never been high.

TNP routinely watches movies or TV shows on their computer.

No. Have watched a couple of movies, but prefer the old TV and big chair.

TNP has attended a Rolling Stones concert.

Yes. At Soldier Field, awesome show.

TNP attended 2 or more colleges/universities to get 1 degree.

Um...three, but who's counting?

TNP was a good student.

No.

TNP was born outside of their home country.

True; I was born in South Vietnam, currently live in the USA.

TNP has been to a country that no longer exists as a political entity.

Yes! I have been to East Germany.

TNP belongs to a health club.

False. I just do it all on my lonesome.

TNP has recently been asked the question, "What were you thinking?"

True... about a lot of things, really... this and "What are you doing to my cat?"

TNP believes in God.

No, I do not -- used to.

TNP suffers a lot from itchiness.

Not particularly...

TNP suffers from not-living-in-Californianess. (real disease!)

No...no special desire to live in California.

Grand Cayman perhaps...

TNP has eaten chili from a can within the last 30 days.

Nope. No canned chili.

TNP has been to a theater show in the last 30 days.

False, although I'd like to again. The last theater show (if by that you mean the live stage performance of a play) I've been to was an amateur production of Frost/Nixon, in which a good friend of mine played Tricky Dick (pretty damned well, too!)

TNP thinks Nixon wasn't all that bad.

False. Unless we're discussing the JFK/Nixon debate. He was actually much better in it than JFK except for looking together and handsome.

TNP is a terrible cook.

False; I feel like one sometimes compared to artifex, but I can actually find my way around a kitchen fairly well.

TNP puts more than 25 miles on their car on an average weekday.

Nah, I take the subway.

TNP has a feeling that they trust Wikipedia way too much.

I do sometimes! I have a built-in credulity gene, I think. But I have an opposing gene that causes me to instantly discount articles with too many [citation?] or [who?] inserted in there, so I have a bit of a safety net. :)

TNP has been under general anesthesia.

Nope. I haven't needed surgery yet. *knocks wood*

TNP has had a haircut in the last 3 months.

Yes, I go every 2-3 weeks, otherwise the sides get all bushy looking.

TNP uses conditioner in his/her hair.

True. It's longer than it's ever been, and if I don't it gets all dry and hard to handle. Ooh, and static-y

TNP is currently furthering their education.

Ha! No. Too late.

TNP is wearing a belt.

Yes, even though I'm home and could take it off, I suppose.

TNP has reservation's about a loved one's best friend.

True. If by reservations you mean the best friend of someone I care about a great deal is in fact a selfish, using, emotionally abusive ass.

TNP cannot think if there is background noise.

False. If I'm concentrating very hard, or need to really think about something that doesn't come easily to me (like math), then yes, silence is best, but otherwise background noise doesn't bother me at all.

TNP has played volleyball on a beach.

I have, a long time ago.

TNP has ridden on a snow mobile.

True, if you count being dragged on the snowmobile's stretcher after an injury.

TNP voted for Dubya.

False, I didn't vote for him either time. I held my nose as I voted for Gore and Kerry, mind you. And being in Utah for both elections (AKA the state that voted most overwhelmingly for Bush both times, not Texas), my vote counted for precisely dick, but still. :)

TNP owns a piece of exercise equipment that they bought off a TV commercial.

False, although I have to admit, that ShakeWeight looks preeeeeetty tempting.

TNP has a box of things they'll never use, but keeps moving it with them due to some strange refusal to get rid of it.

Og, yes! Boxes and boxes and boxes. Probably the Ark of the Covenant is somewhere in our basement, for all I know.

TNP saw Raiders of the Lost Ark within a week of its original release.

I bet I did. I was young and had an open calendar...

TNP does not have ketchup in the house.