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serious bladder issues
posted long, boring
Stories about nothing
on a board
forgotten by all.
Once she thought, "
I wonder if
I will ever
see Manderley again?"
Just then, Manderley
stuck his head
into her window.
"Stand and deliver!
," he declared, as
he pulled out
a truly scary
piece of weaponry
out of his
striped purple corduroy
merkin. He then
, without a trace
of his former
shyness, he whipped
out his prodigious
Wand of Power
, the likes of
no one had
(Think you're missing a word there, spitz)
ever seen in
Oops...
a long time.
Of course, Manderley
never forgot to
floss every alternate
tooth until they
had reached the
crown. She remembered
what Daddy had
always said: "Honey,
if you want
to conquer Botswana,
your mouth must
contain at least
the magic words
'Zippity Doo Dah
'oh, wonderful, just
spank me!'" Lolita
and her cream
-colored pony didn't
play that game
no more, for
they contracted tetanus.