True, on the way to and from work, at the very least. Mostly XM these days.
TNP is not fully dressed right now.
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True, on the way to and from work, at the very least. Mostly XM these days.
TNP is not fully dressed right now.
I did just change into pajamas, so I suppose so.
TNP is embarrassed by a superstition they (used to) hold.
Hmm. I can't think of one.
TNP has something important to do this week.
Many important things. Blegh.
TNP can say 5 things in Polish (without cheating).
It's true. I just said, "5 things in Polish (without cheating)."
TNP hasn't had their world changed by reading the series "Fables" yet.
True. My world is unchanged and I haven't touched that series.
TNP gets misty eyed over movies.
True, except in those instances where I simply bawl. I've been known to weep over films, TV shows, musical performances, sporting events, video games, and real life.
TNP likes the skins in his/her mashed potatoes.
TAP has no idea how much I love skins in my mashed potatoes. True with a dollar sign! omnomnom potatoes. Cut em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew... po-tae-toes, po-tae-toes.
TNP has a Zombie Survival Plan.
False. I don't have a retirement plan, either.
TNP is really tired and cranky, and would like to go to bed early tonight.
Damn straight. But life will not allow this. No rest until Thursday. Long week. (TMI, I know)
TNP sleeps poorly.
Very true.
TNP likes Disney pop.
False, although I do like some of their more recent movie songs.
TNP knows what Britney Spears's first big gig was.
Don't know or care.
TNP has had trouble with an electrical gizmo recently.
True, my cable spontaneously stopped letting me get to the On Demand menu. The problem was solved with the old "unplug/re-plug" trick.
TNP is a klutz.
True, I do tend to trip and stumble and drop things - humorously, I also have lightning reflexes and almost never fall, and the things I drop almost never hit the ground. I'm my own check and balance.
TNP writes crossword puzzles in pen.
True, when I do, which is not often.
TNP owns more non-white socks than white socks.
By a long shot.
TNP regularly buys lottery tickets.
False.
TNP can play at least one chord on a guitar.
False. I took piano lessons as a kid, played alto sax in my middle school band, and sang in my church choir, but I've never taken up the guitar.
TNP sometimes plays air guitar when no one's looking.
True. I play air guitar even if someone IS watching me.
TNP knows there's a difference between cheese and queso.
False, I have no idea what queso is.
TNP reads a real newspaper once a week.
False. I'll read one if I'm out having breakfast alone or something, but usually I just read the news online.
TNP has dissected a fetal pig.
False, I was fortunate enough to be in the Advance Bio Class that dealt more with the microscopic. I had no desire to dissect a fetal pig and would have hated it. Learning about mitochondria and the inner workings of cell was far more interesting.
TNP is taking classes this year.
Outlook not good so far. :)
TNP can hula hoop competently.
False, I am an awful hula hooper despite months of attempting to increase my skills as a child.
TNP has tortured a fly.
I've killed a few out of the air with Lysol fireballs, but in terms of the future-serial-killer shit like plucking their wings off, no.
TNP has been on an aircraft where people were smoking.
True. My kid finds it hard to believe that such days existed.
TNP has been on an aircraft where there were complimentary hot meals and alcohol in economy class.
True. It was an international flight, though.
TNP held some superstitious belief embarrassingly long.
I continued to have a sneaking fear that God saw me masturbate, long after I stopped believing in gods. Does that count?
TNP owns a cocktail shaker.
I...think so...I seem to recall shaking martinis when I was in Nunavut, but I don't know what happened to the shaker.
TNP doesn't move to a new place nearly as much as they used to.
False. I have a sad, pathetic pipe-dream of settling down into a proper home before I'm 40.
TNP can currently see the sun out their window.
False. My window is not facing in the right direction.
TNP hates Dr. Phil.
Nah, I don't hate him. I don't voluntarily watch him, but I gotta say "How's that workin' for ya?" is a question that should be asked more often, both of others and ourselves.
TNP isn't quite sure how many Kardashians there are.
False; I know that there are Kim (the "hot" one), Kourtney (the "not-hot" one), and Khloe (the "egad, I didn't think rich people could be this ugly" one). *shame*
TNP knows what the Kardashian family was famous for before getting their eponymous TV show.
False: Not a clue, what was it?
TNP is tired of this winter
(Robert Kardashian was one of O.J. Simpson's "Dream Team" of lawyers with Johnnie Cochran, Barry Scheck, and that other guy.)
True, damn tired of it. I spent five winters in Houston, where it never snows or really gets much below 50. This winter sux.
TNP has more than one kind of mustard in the house right now.
{Editor's Note: There is something far less respectable that catapulted the Kardashians to fame. It can be found on disreputable celebrity sex tape video sites internetwide.}
False. I have no types of mustard, as I abhor the stuff.
TNP has never been good at console games.
True. I'm not good at most video and computer games, although I'm a fair hand at Tetris, which a friend introduced me to in (IIRC) 1988 or so.
TNP likes Tetris.
True, although I'm terrible at it.
TNP has something planned for Valentine's Day
Planned? I'm such a dork that I gave artifex her gift last night, because I couldn't stand hiding it from her for another five days. Game is not my strong suit. :)
TNP still owns at least one toy from early childhood.
True. My boys now play with my childhood Legos (although they're almost lost in the sea of more recent, and much cooler, other Legos we've given them).
TNP played with Legos as a kid, and had a particular creation of which he or she was especially proud.
Oh, man, I made this custom space-ship I built on my own that was the size of a small desk. I worked on it for almost a month to make it perfect...
TNP has owned a Honda Civic.
False. Never owned a car at all.
TNP has had a haircut recently.
False, though I am probably due for one.
TNP is currently not suffering from any illness
Aside from possible alcoholism, true. (I can quit anytime I want, dammit!)
TNP has intentionally eaten raw meat other than seafood.
True, I've tried bits and pieces of raw beef a few times.
TNP has strong feelings one way or the other about Valentine's Day.
False and I can't imagine having strong feelings about it either way.
TNP has eaten a berry in the last week
True, I ate a mixed salad of strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries with my lunch on Monday. Mmmmmmmm.
TNP is American and has filed their 2010 taxes already.
>.> ... <.< ... >.> ... sure, I've filed my taxes... (shit...)
TNP has an unhealthy fixation on celebrity drama.
Not at all true. Most celebrity gossip bores me.
TNP thinks Lindsay Lohan should go to the slammer for a long, long time.