it feeds at
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it feeds at
midday, the monster
of whom the
staff at Appleby's
spoke in hushed
tones, always would
give them pause
until it didn't.
Looking back over
the years, Methuseleh
realized that, often,
he had mistaken
pudding and violins.
for dessert and
(You missed the period in post 2313?)
a string quartet.
"Oops, he said.
(And Rube said it too, totally missed the period.)
Methuseleh dropped his
pen and pencil
, grunting in annoyance
and oiled up
for whatever Sheba
had in mind.
"Well, well, well
," the Sheriff said,
petulantly, with gross
, merciless imaginings of
strange, demented and
eldritchly rugose phantasms.
Consulting a dictionary,
Lovecraft sighed with
a heinous belch.
Suddenly, from out
of nowhere, the
buxom young trollop
Lolita Bombalooza Melons
Phartuccia Nefertiti Cleopatra
shortened her name
to merely "Lo."
Lo and behold,
Lo beheld a
bell well below
Lo's bottom, now
cold, so slow,
that, oh no
, she briefly thought,
"What, oh, what
can I possibly
do to bring
along a filthy
filthy girl with