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Probably false. We usually have roast beast at my in-laws' in Vermont, which is where we'll be on Christmas Day.

TNP really, really hates at least one particular Christmas song.

True. True. True. If I could burn every copy in existence for Santa Baby, I would. And laugh while I was doing it.


TNP loves holiday sponge candy.

It's all right, but for Christmas sweets, I'm all about chocolate, peppermint and sugar cookies.

TNP doesn't especially care for eggnog.

False, I really love Eggnog. With or without rum. Also pour it into an Ice Cream machine and you have a great ice cream.

TNP is not working tomorrow.

True! I'll also be busy with festivities and family time, so I'm not sure how much I'll be around until after the New Year.

TNP prefers beef over chicken.

False, Although I like them both, I prefer chicken.

TNP will be going carol singing.

No. Lord no.

TNP is driving more than 50 miles in one direction at least once this week.

Correct. Just arrived in SE Vermont today for a Christmas visit with my in-laws.

TNP has never been to Vermont.

Correct.

TNP LOVES Elton John.

False, but then I'm not David Furnish. But a lot of his stuff is good.

TNP has relatives visiting in the next week

Nope. We are visiting them.

TNP loves the color green.

Correct! A dark or forest green is one of my favorite colors.

TNP has a surprise gift for his or her significant other tomorrow.

False. It will be a little late in arriving. :angel:

TNP got something "smelly" as a gift this holiday season.

False. No scented candles, odoriferous food, etc.

TNP's feet are a little chilly right now.

True. Barefoot.

TNP enjoys sweet relish on a hot dog.

True, though I didn't used to until I discovered the right combination. Sweet relish with spicy mustard has this hot, salty, sweet thing going on.

TNP is staying home today.

Pretty much. Shoveling snow. Heading to the pool with the kid later.

TNP hates Hall and Oates.

False. They were on the radio a lot in my youth; "Maneater," "Wait for Me," "Rich Girl" and "Your Kiss Is On My List" are probably my favorites.

TNP has been to a rock concert in the last two months.

False. I think the last rock concert I went to was a few years ago now. Red Hot Chili Peppers with The Mars Volta opening. <3

TNP has a regrettable amount of leftovers.

Not true. We brought nothing home.

TNP has consumer squash in the last week.

Is consumer squash like Consumer Reports? But no, I have not consumed squash.

TNP is the only one awake in his or her abode right now.

False. Even the cat is awake and staring at me with her evil, kitty eyes.

TNP knows what causes beriberi without having to look it up.

Some kind of viral infection? Or a bug/parasite? Dunno for sure, so... false.

TNP thinks Congress's lame-duck session turned out pretty well.

True, although living abroad I don't follow these things as closely as I might if I were resident in the US.

TNP expects to consume alcoholic beverages on New Year's Eve.

True. Maybe not champagne, but something that can be expected to kill a few superfluous brain cells.

TNP likes champagne.

I <3 champagne!

TNP likes beer.

I do. Polish especially.

TNP does not like beer.

False. I have been known to quaff a Heineken, Dos Equis, Kirin or Moosehead on occasion.

TNP has never had any of those beers.

True, I think! I'm not much for beer, as has been discussed elsewhere.

TNP doesn't drink.

False, as noted above.

TNP has at least one Reba McEntire song on his or her iPod or MP3 player.

True! Reba is kind of awesome. There's a lot of country music I hate, but not her. Never, ever Miss Reba.

TNP gets acid reflux on a nearly daily basis.

False, sounds gross though.

TNP has at least once lost track of time reading tvtropes

True. That's a very dangerous website.

TNP has mostly avoided writing "2010" when he or she meant "2011" so far this year.

True, touching wood. (It helps that I don't write many cheques anymore.)

TNP gets bored easily.

True enough.

TNP Thinks Sponge Bob is pretty funny.

Yes, I usually like the shorts, but the movie was much too much of a good thing. Ugh.

TNP has a child under age ten.

False, he just turned 10 in November.

TNP thinks that Diet Dr Pepper is surprisingly not bad.

I do. Rather like it.

TNP has eaten slices of American cheese straight out of the 'fridge.

True. Sometimes one is just too lazy to make a whole sandwich.

TNP is planning on sleeping in tomorrow.

Damn straight.

TNP hates olives.

I hate bad olives, but good olives are wonderful. So both true and false.

TNP needs corrective lenses.

Correct. I wear contact lenses usually, but have a nice pair of retro hornrim glasses I like, too.

TNP got his or her driver license as soon as possible as a teenager.

Actually, almost a year late. But I made up for it by driving very recklessly.

TNP has recently sneezed snot all over the inside of their windshield.

Ugh, no.

TNP, if forced to choose between a treadmill and an exercise bike, would choose the treadmill.

Correct. We have a treadmill but I don't use it often enough. In warmer weather I go bike riding around the neighborhood all the time - love it.

TNP will be going to bed in the next hour.

Yes. Got to get up early. Heading to Detroit for the auto show.

TNP doesn't car at all about cars or the auto industry.

False. I like cars a lot (although I have no mechanical skills at all), and enjoy driving. I have a 2008 Saturn Aura SE now and love it. My dream car would be a Jaguar or Corvette, though.

TNP can fix his or her car if it breaks down.

False. I can barely change the oil.

TNP does not use artificial sweeteners.

I usually try to avoid them, yes. Especially in coffee or tea - nothing quite like real sugar.

TNP has enjoyed all or part of Handel's Messiah in the past 30 days.

False, unfortunately. I do like seeing it, though.

TNP has been to Disneyland and Disney World.