Tell a story 3 words at a time.

Um. I can't figure out how to make posts 2149 and 2150 work together with anything approaching good grammar.

( oh, what the heck)

up on its

"But wait!" exclaimed a figure stood up on its

...looks fine to me

unsteady limbs. "Don't

even think about

pulling that gun

, unless you really

have a real

plan to really

really really really

really really really

put it to

me gently, friend."

Carefully putting the

dime in the

nearby jukebox, his

lips pursed sensuously,

while selecting the

perfect song for

everyone to hear.

I think that sentence needed a character of some kind in it.

"But wait!," said

Gandalf, servant of

the Secret Fire,

"First you must

hum a few

bars of "The

Star Spangled Spaghetti!"

"Is that even

a real song

, or are you

pulling my leg?"

"Well, obviously I'm

making it up."

Gandalf sighed heavily.

It wasn't going

to be easy,

to get the

massed regiments of

orcs to play

Monopoly without causing

factional fighting. This

could only end

in swordplay, he

was sure. So

taking off his

elaborate Centauran headdress,

and reluctantly picking

up the banjo,

unleashed a solo

home run that

cleared the upper