Napping during sex.
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Napping during sex.
Ordering cheap crap when it's your round.
P issing off when it's your turn to pay.
Querilous questioning of quantities.
Reminding me that I shouldn't eat something!
Supercillious suggestions smothering spontenaiety. (And strange spellings)
Taking dead threads and zombifying them. :zombie:
Undermining my will to live.
Vigorously asserting opinions that you're too lazy to justify.
Wishing for good things to happen to you, but failing to do the expedient things to help bring them to pass.
Xeriscaping, even though you don't know what that is.
I live in Utah. Believe me, I know what xeriscaping is. Did you know that in southern Utah in the summer, a swimming pool actually consumes less water for its maintenance than a patch of grass of the same size? #oftrepeateddesertfacts :D
Yodeling in the library
Zod, kneeling before
:bravo::bravo::bravo:Quote:
Originally posted by AllWalker
Attracting flies
Being a tool.
Calling strangers during dinnertime.
Domesticating zombies
(I'm watching Resident Evil 3. I don't know why)
Eating the last cookie
Forgetting birthdays
Getting upset over nothing.
Having a loud party and bothering the neighbors (i.e. me).
Internetting, instead of doing constructive things.
Jiggling in spandex.
Killing cute little furry mammals on pay-per-view.
Letting yourself get upset over nothing.
Mating outside your own species.
Never picking up the check when dining with friends.
Ovary punching.
Pissing on your Great Aunt Hildegarde's Turkish rug while very, very inebriated.
Quitting smoking, only to take up a cocaine habit.
Reading nothing but TV listings.
Sandpapering your Great Aunt Hildegarde's fine rosewood dinner table.
Throwing an off-speed pitch to Kirk Gibson when he was 0-2 with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth. Come on, Eck.
Ululating during the Trig final.
Yodeling during the ululation final.
Vaguely recalling that V still follows U in the English language.
:fail:
Wrapping gifts in paper inappropriate for the occasion; e.g., wedding gifts in Hanukkah paper.
X-raying baby shower gifts in the presence of your guests.
Zipping right by the penultimate letter in the alphabet, since it already went out of turn.
Angrily berating teenagers who say "like" and "y'know" just a bit too much.
Beer guzzling at a wine tasting.
Calling your pigs very loudly during a garden party.
Diving into the gravy boat feet first.
Expectorating a foul substance onto the hostess's lovely damask tablecloth.
Farting while curtseying to Her Majesty the Queen.
Giggling during a funeral.
Horking up hairballs during the symphony.
Idolizing the Westboro Baptist Church
Jumping nude with a "Romney 2012" sash into the White House fountain.
Knowing that a sweet old lady is in danger of walking into traffic, yet doing nothing to stop her.