Yay! Penguins are
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Yay! Penguins are
cute but lethal;
everyone knows that
"Everyone knows what?"
"That penguin thing."
related to murderous
adorableness. Now, back
in the day
when men were
hunters, and women
just looked purty,
while wearing little
else besides their
bras and panties
, penguins would inevitably
seduce our women.
But today, we
video the seductions,
broadcast via satellite,
to an audience
consisting entirely of
penguin-fetishists. They
pay us well
for these endeavours
. Yet we're stuck
although sometimes we
get rather peevish
. But back to
the deserted issue.
The tomatoes began
doing the Time-Warp
in complete silence
but so enthusiastically
that our hunger
no longer gnawed
or even nibbled
so we sat
for a moment
in companionable silence
until a klaxon
sounded. It came
from right upstairs;
we tried to
shut it off
but it was
nice to hear.
Meanwhile, Dusty solemnly
prepared penguin sushi.
while Sandy cleaned
up the chum