The next person to post in this thread...

Yes (not too spicy, mind - no vindaloo!). And I carry a bottle of Tabasco with me to spice up bland food.

TNP has been to India

False, although, if I had the money, I might've gone there with my band next year...

TNP can count to 10 in French.

Yep, I can do that.

TNP still has all their wisdom teeth.

True! I must have an unusually roomy jaw, as they aren't causing me any problems.

TNP has thrown up from too much candy.

False. Even as a kid, I would get just a little queasy and stop binging on candy before I actually reached the point of barfing.

TNP has emptied the dishwasher today.

False. I wash by hand.

TNP has trouble remembering the birthdays of loved ones.

True. *ducks*

TNP enjoys a good cartoon (or even a bad one).

False!


(And if you believe that....)


TNP thought I was serious.

False, you freakin' fanboy. :angel:

TNP is going to wear a costume for Halloween.

True.

TNP has choked on a pretzel.

False, though I rarely eat pretzels

TNP drinks proper coffee instead of instant

Yes, yes, yes. (Although that new Starbucks VIA is surprisingly not awful)

TNP takes a blood pressure pill every morning.

Nope.

TNP worries about ear and nose hair.

False. I am youngish and of the unhairy variety. We'll see in another thirty years, I guess.

TNP grits their teeth.

No.

TNP has foot problems.

I get tinea occasionally....

TNP can cross their eyes.

True. Ow.

TNP finds WWII movies dull.

False. Though some are interesting only as historical artifacts.


TNP would love to see a dramatic film about Smedley Butler.

False. Dunno who the Smedmeister is. :fail:

TNP likes ginger.

True. Tasty, tasty ginger.

TNP knows what a Sarcotaces sp. is.

Not being a bathyspheric pathologist, I'd never even heard of the critters til you mentioned them. :wth:


TNP is afraid of raw fish sushi after seeing some of the parasites common to marine critters.

Yes. Yes I am.

TNP has a favorite beer.

True. It's whatever Zuul will drink half of.

TNP has seen a play in a theater.

True, many times.

TNP knows all of the words to at least one show tune.

False. Not even close.

TNP can count to ten in German.

True. If I'm anxious or trying to make time pass, I'll count to one hundred in German.

TNP has eaten cat or dog food.

True. My auntie made me when I was young. It was marinated in dog drool, too, which made it easier to chew.

TNP can poach eggs.

True. Mmmmm.. kibble.

True. But why would I want to? ;)

TNP has made homemade pet food. (Dog stew, for example - unflavored stew made up for the dog.)

False. I don't even cook for humans.

TNP regularly posts to Mello from work.

True, since I mostly telecommute and there's no chance of anyone looking over my shoulder.

TNP has at least one zit, wart, birthmark, mole, freckle, or other unsightly spot on their skin that, in a perfect world, would go away.

True. I have several. The worst being a zit on my neck at the moment. :fist:

TNP can make a decent paper airplane.

That I can!

TNP can speak Irish!

False. I know some animal names and that's about it.

TNP has been to three different continents.

Unless Australia, New Zealand and New Caledonia count as 3 continents, then no. :fail:

TNP has seen rain recently.

Yes, it just rained here tonight. Very nice on a cool night.

TNP likes New Age music.

Not especially, but I can't say that I've heard a lot of it.

TNP has eaten an egg within the last week.

I've eaten many eggs with the last week. More tonight, too!

TNP can count to ten in Japanese.

False.

TNP is hungry.

False, but may be soon.

TNP has been abroad on holiday in the last year

False. The last year has involved a lot of travel, but it's all been within the US.

TNP has back problems.

Do I ever. Ouch.

TNP has yelled at somebody today.

Nope, all calm and rational at the mo.

TNP has tried typing in their password with the CAPS LOCK on.

True, but not often, fortunately.

TNP knows at least five different passwords by heart.

True! Good question.

TNP has parents who are still married, never divorced.

True - my dad died in 2008, but he and my mother were married for 53 years.

The next poster has never gotten a pedicure.

True. Just clip my own toenails.

TNP can touchtype pretty well.

In patches, yes...

TNP thinks frogs are cute.

True. They're awesome.

TNP has had the "pirates vs. ninjas" argument in meatspace.

True. With you! :D

TNP gets acid reflux from pizza.

True. But I get acid reflux from everything.

TNP is attending some kind of religious service/ceremony this week.