Originally posted by
choie
1. Are you (very not-so-secretly) the inspiration for the fictional character known for lines such as "Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off," "He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo," and "Don't you ever, ever call me a bully; I'm so much worse than that!"?
2. Are you smaller than your 14 siblings, not to mention the 86 other animals of your breed in a famous children's book and film?
3. Were three of your four Oscar nominations for Best Actor for playing a) a corrupt, blackmailing Nazi collaborator, b) a corrupt, murdering Nazi spy, and c) a sympathetic Jewish concentration camp survivor?