the narrator, in
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the narrator, in
a resigned manner.
"We started with
five stranded castaways
, so how did
we end up
looking at all
these gods, hobbits,
television characters, entertainment
figures, and whatever
other bizarre tangents
we've embarked upon?"
A timid hand
waved aloft, patiently
waiting for the
crowd to notice
. "What is it?"
asked the crowd
irritably, as the
timid little hand
stopped, then dropped.
"I was hoping,"
said Charlie Brown,
"that we might
wrap this up
sometime this century."
Dean stuffed bacon
into his boxers
and smiled beatifically.
"That...didn't help,"
said Charlie, inching
away from the
blissful bacon stuffer.
As if in
a dream, the
bacon-craving zombie
shambled towards him.
A shot rang
out, overloudly, in
cosmopolitan Blawnox, Pennsylvania.
Which, oddly enough
, was within earshot
of Sipowicz, who
, predictably, freaked out.
"Break out the
Hennessy, bitches!" bellowed
Sipowicz, as he
eyed Mr. Baconpants
with a glare.
Dean, eyes narrowed