their namesake froth,
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their namesake froth,
while dancing in
paroxysms of ineffable
delight.
Satan scowled.
This was not
how the plot
was meant to
unfold, but the
devil was adaptable,
and had already
figured out how
to turn the
recent string of
bizarre plot twists
to his advantage.
"I'll quote Scripture
until their feeble
mortal brains are
so utterly confused
that they're forced
to recognize me
as their new
ideological best friend.
Heh, heh, heh."
"But wait!" said
Marion Barber, suddenly
back in action.
"The reset button
is right here!"
"If we push
it often enough,
we'll get back
to something that
resembles a coherent
narrative!" enthused Sam
, packing a bowl
with Purple Haze
and lighting up.
"Hey, don't bogart
it, young hobbit,
", interjected Odo, who
seemed to be
feeling pretty good
all of a
sudden, thanks to
the power of
long-delayed narrative coherence.
"So, let's see
what we have
so far," mused