rather shocked to
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rather shocked to
realize that Satan
was Sarahfeena! This
startling revelation caused
reality itself to
warp, causing Rand
to do a
complete reversal of
her position on
collectivism. "Hallelujah! Praise
the People United!"
This was understandably
the cause of
horror throughout the
Republican National Convention
. The Paul family
, thus instantaneously freed
from rational self-interest,
promptly began shouting
, "Take our money!
We are all
mere parts of
a glorious machine!
And what's more,"
the former Libertarians
gushed, "We're going
to advocate raising
the drinking age
to 45, and
reinstituting the Draft!"
Completely aghast, the
Republican party declared
themselves officially in
league with the
Symbionese Liberation Army.
"I didn't know
that the SLA
was even a
current group," Satan
muttered doubtfully, but
the GOP was
not to be
dissuaded from their
lurch into sheer
criminal madness. Meanwhile,
watching this craziness
were the minions
of Lord Santorum,
and they rubbed
their eyes in