Nah, from work while a take a break.
TNP likes cherry pie.
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Nah, from work while a take a break.
TNP likes cherry pie.
True, but it's not even in my top 5 favorite fruit pies (Peach, Apple, Blueberry, Key Lime, Pineapple). Still warm with a scoop of good vanilla ice cream...yum.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP lettered in a sport in high school.
Heh, right, like anyone who lettered in a sport in high school ever posted on a messageboard.
TNP is subject to migraines.
(Hey, I lettered in a sport in high school! But then I started to get fat, which re-qualified me for posting on message boards.) :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
False, no migraines here.
TNP has fewer than four "fixed" teeth (including filling, caps, crowns or total replacements, but not including braces).
Yeah, I think so. I have a few fillings but less than four, I think.
TNP has been to Disneyland.
True, although Disney World kicks its ass by a mile.
TNP is currently planning a vacation.
I am!
To watch some racing up in 'Sconsin.
The next poster doesn't think of him/her self as a nudist, but runs around the house naked a lot.
True - the funniest thing is, my kitchen is overlooked by the balcony leading along my upstairs neighbours' landing, and the other morning I gave the old dear upstairs a right eyeful.
TNP has never flashed one of their neighbours.
Not as far as I know.
TNP has no sense of rhythm.
Completely false! I started dance classes at age 4 and have taken every type imaginable. Tap, jazz, swing, ballroom, salsa, tango, even Irish step. I love to dance.
TNP has a bandaid somewhere on their body currently.
Not right now, no.
TNP has watched every season of "Deadliest Catch"
Nope.
Me and the kid enjoy Bizarre Foods, however.
The next poster has a thing for warm fuzzy socks.
True. I'm always cold.
TNP has a red vehicle.
Not now--my Mazda is electric blue--but I have owned a red 4Runner, a red Bug, and a red Silverado.
TNP has set foot in both the Atlantic and Pacific.
I have! Thank you, cross-country road-trip.
TNP makes awesome omelettes.
Damn straight I do, my bacon and chipotle cheese omelettes are to die for.
TNP talks in their sleep.
No, no talking. Just snoring.
The next person has had to have been bailed out of jail at least once.
(D and D?)
False. It doesn't even work that way around here, but I've never been arrested or incarcerated for even the briefest amount of time, so it counts anyway.
The next poster has a written list of books to read.
False - but I have looked at "Must Read" lists to see what I should be reading and have sought out books based on such lists.
TNP is an avid collector of something.
True. I collect dust and must shower daily.
The next poster will misspell at least one word.
Way to go all meta.
The next poster knows or knows of at least one person that they would kill if they could get away with it.
Sure do. You know, I think we already did that one, so let's go for another golden oldie:
TNP isn't wearing underwear.
I am wearing underwear...reluctantly.
The next poster owns a pair of "lucky' underwear.
False; my underwear makes its own luck, and I can't even tell one pair from the next. They're all black or gray Hanes boxer briefs.Quote:
Originally posted by Oliveloaf
TNP owns more than one pair of sunglasses.
Nah, my regular glasses change colour in the sun, that's all I need.
TNP never believed in Santa Claus.
True. There was never a reasonable explanation of the many contradictions.
The next poster has worn something by Prada.
Not to my knowledge, no.
The next poster enjoys a fairly expensive hobby.
Well, I guess scotch counts. Cycling equipment is also pricey.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP keeps kosher.
Not by design, but I live with my fiancee who is Jewish and keeps kosher, so I end up eating kosher about 80% of the time.Quote:
Originally posted by sublight
TNP owns more than one computer.
Oh yes. Eight, counting in my head. There may be another couple that I'm forgetting.
The next poster exercises more than twice a week.
My workday commute involves about 2 1/2 miles of walking a day. If that counts, then "true." Otherwise, false. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP likes to dance.
More and more every time I do it.
The next poster has been hospitalized in the last year.
True - I had a kidney-stone related overnight stay just before Xmas.
TNP can count their 'real friends' on one hand.
True, easily. I could count them on one of Homer Simpson's hands, if not Nightcrawler's hands.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP has been bungee jumping.
No, but I've often thought I'd like to try it.
TNP has been to a fortune teller.
Several times, but never one who purported to have real gifts. Just $5 fun readings on the boardwalk or outside the haunted house.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP is wearing mostly black today.
Entirely black, in fact. A lot of black even for me.
The next poster doesn't know the meaning of the word "discombobulate" without looking it up.
Does :???: answer your question? :wink:
The next poster owns a painting by a known artist.
No, unless you count my wife's Dali reproductions.
TNP has hitchhiked.
True - not for a while, but I've done it several times, the furthest distance being from Manchester to Dover and back, a round trip of about 520 miles.
TNP is a member of some kind of group, or association.
Well, I belong to a couple of law societies, I guess that counts.
TNP has bought something at a pawn shop.
Sure. Many, many guitars and pieces of guitar equipment, just off the top of my head.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP rides a motorcycle.
No. I can't hang with Dragon. :sad:
TNP wants Japanese for dinner tonight.
Hell no. False. I want fried chicken. Southern fried chicken.
The next poster forgot to let the cat out this morning.
No cat. Make my wife sneeze, and I don't like 'em in the house anyway.
TNP had a BB gun as a kid.
False. Are you kidding? I had to seriously lobby my ultra-protective parents in order to get a skateboard. A compressed-air projectile weapon would have been far beyond the pale. :tongue:Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has been naked more than 8 hours (consecutively on a single occasion, not total!) at some point in the past ten years.
True - but I would have been asleep the whole time.
TNP has been on a cruise holiday.
Nope, but have one planned for the summer, and don't I wish I was already on it.
TNP has been handcuffed.
True, most recently when I spent a night in jail last August.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP sees 20/20 naturally.
Negatory. I'm slightly more myopic (near-sighted) in my right eye than my left. The good news is that I can still read microfine printing, while most of my peers now need reading glasses.
TNP has never been at sea level.
Wrong. I have been below sea level.
The next personal in this thread has had surgery more than once.
True, I guess, since I've had both my tonsils and my wisdom teeth out, both under general anesthesia.
TNP has either eaten at a place called Mom's, or played cards with a man called Doc.
The latter. He's an actual doctor, too. I won.
The next poster has been to at least three continents.
True: N. America, Asia, Europe
TNP has a cold
False. I've been at 11,000 feet above sea level (mountains near Dillon, CO), I've been below sea level (Death Valley, CA), and I've been at sea level on both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. :DQuote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
TNP has eaten meat from a land animal OTHER THAN the following: cow, pig, sheep, chicken, turkey, goat and deer.
I've eaten squirrel.
The next poster will take a four day weekend beginning tomorrow.
False. I wish...
TNP is wearing something green today.
My t-shirt has a bit of green, does that count?
The next poster has an important password or PIN written down.
False. I'm even less secure than that: my password is the same for everything. Hi, please come steal my identity! :smash:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has accounts with more than one banking institution.
Yup, brick and mortar bank and ING.
TNP can't remember the last time they got enough sleep.
False. Getting enough sleep is an ultra-high priority for me, as I start to fall apart quickly after just two or three consecutive days without it.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP can see the sun from where they sit right now.
Nah, the blinds are closed and it's semi-cloudy anyway.
TNP has smuggled something through Customs.
Not knowingly, and that's all I'm going to say about that.
The next person has gone on a breakup-caused alcohol binge.
Absolutely true. The disintegration of my first marriage sent me into a year-long, alcohol-fueled tailspin that ended up costing me a job. Even my last breakup, which ended a three month throwaway relationship, caused me to drink myself sick for a weekend.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP hasn't kept any of his or her high school yearbooks.
True. I am the Antipackrat.
The next poster will not use the letter "x" in his/her post.
Shux! Got me!
The next poster really likes salt. Mmm, saltiness.
Nah, I don't eat a lot of salty snacks, and can't remember the last time I used a salt shaker.
TNP has kissed a redhead.
No gingers, just the rhizome.
TNP needs nitrous to get through a visit with the dentist.
Nope. I have great teeth. At my last visit, the dentist didn't even do anything. Just took the X-rays, poked about a bit and said "if everyone were like you, I'd be out of a job".
The next poster has a collection of something that their SO would prefer they didn't have.
Yep. Porn, glorious porn! 'course, as soon as she asks me to get rid of it, she tells me she wants to watch some.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has to work this weekend.
(sound of wood being knocked) No.
TNP keeps tropical fish
False, nothing tropical, just normal fish.
TNP has at least 4 bookshelves full of books.
True, and that's after culling them pretty severely. Although, strictly speaking, they're our books. :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by Gumby
TNP is owed over $100 by a family member or friend right now.
Nope, nobody owes me a dime that I know of.
TNP has never encountered the expression "Indigo Children" outside of message board complaints that all parents now think they have "Indigo Children".
You too, huh? I read that thread with a WTF??? expression perma-frozen on my face.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
:???: :smash:
TNP has a bumper or window sticker on their car.
True, in a sense. After encountering the expression on a message board I read a little about it.
The next poster is or has been a teetotaller.
True. Growing up in a Mormon household, and then marrying one, I was a teetotaller until I was about 32.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has a bumper or window sticker in their car.
Yup, two Cubs window clings on the side of the car and three fishing related ones on the back.
TNP knows that Tom Waits is supposed to be cool, but can't stand the actual stuff.
False, I get a kick out of him
TNP would still totally do Madonna.
Big time.
The next person to post would not.
True. I enjoy my STD-free status.
TNP has purchased a new vehicle in the last year.
Nope, car's seven years old, and in that happy "paid for but still low-maintenance" zone.
TNP has had head lice.
Nope. Ticks and chiggers sure, but no head lice or crabs for this kid.
TNP has eaten turtle.
Had some canned turtle soup one time. Wasn't that great, wouldn't mind trying something better prepared if I could do it in an environmentally friendly way.
TNP has participated in a riot.
True - WYMOT '86. Only a bit part player tho'. I was getting out the following week but I still had to show willing.
TNP has been on a private jet.
No, never. And the outlook isn't good.
The next poster has neglected eating to play a computer game.
Oh hell yes, sometimes for days on end. I went on the Daggerfall diet in 1997. There was the Oblivion diet in 2006 or so. Before that was the Final Fantasy VII diet way back in 1994 or whenever.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has driven more than 200 miles to see a concert or play.
Yep. I've driven 500 miles to see The Who multiple times.
TNP is a fan of Ray Harryhausen's work.
True. Just saw Golden Voyage of Sinbad yesterday, as a matter of fact.
The next poster has a hobby they find difficult to explain to outsiders.
False - I'm more of a past-timer than a hobbyist, and none of them are complex, alas!
TNP has more than one proper meal per day.
I was going to say "Yes, sure", but then I realized that the take-out I usully gulp down at my desk at lunch probably isn't a "proper" meal, so, "No, not usually".
TNP has a sexual fetish that they have never confided to their current partner.
True. I'd tell her but we can't afford so much peanut butter anyway.
TNP reads every spoiler box, even when it would be best not to.
False. I rarely read them.
TNP has showered more than once today.
Nope, I'm at 1.0 for the day. Technically speaking I'm at zero as it's almost two hours after midnight.
The next poster has tried a Dvorak keyboard.
No, don't even know where I'd find one. I'm probably too used to QWERTY to change anyway, which is, of course, what keeps QWERTY going.
TNP has knows someone who could be trusted with any secret in the world.
Absolutely true. He's a vault.
TNP has had an ingrown toenail.
No, but I'm worrying that one is coming close. It sure is deformed and funny looking. :(
TNP has never broken a bone or had a cavity.
Never had a broken bone, but had several cavities as a kid (none since puberty, though. It's true: candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth)
TNP has never bought a Beatles album.
Never a studio album, but I did buy the collection of their #1 hits.Quote:
Originally posted by sublight
TNP has driven a vehicle with more than four wheels.
Not that I can think of.
The next poster prefers winter to summer.
So your cars never had a steering wheel?! :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
True...er...False...umm... remind me what a "summer" is again?Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has a tattoo where it can't usually be seen.
True. I hate snow, but I like cooler weather.
TNP is a Sci-Fi fanatic.
It's true - I read sic-fi almost exclusively, and I read a lot. Well, I used to read a lot. Now I have the internet. :)
The next poster has accidentally burned down something they didn't mean to.
True. Freshman year in college, I tossed burning textboks out the 5th floor window of my dorm. They set the dry grass of the quad on fire - a fire which spread rather quickly but died when it reached the concrete sidewalks, thus preventing any further property damage.Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
TNP has had a relationship with someone they met on a dating website.
Nope, I've never done any online dating.
TNP has today off work.
I wish. Really.
The next poster has seen a platonic friend of the opposite sex naked.
* Ahem! * Excuse me Ms Jali, but have my posts turned invisible, ya snob?
( Or did you just not want to confess about your embarrassing tattoo? :lol: )
I'd feel cool if I could say "true," but unfortunately, penis has ensued every time. :sad:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has been hot tubbing naked with more than one other person at once.
I wish. Really.
TNP has a tattoo where it usually can't be seen.
I apologize honey bunny astikov!Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
I have no tatoos since I have trouble giving blood or getting shots. No way I could sit still for that kind of pain.
TNP has had to apologize to someone in the last week
It's true - I had to apologize to my sister for being wishy-washy over our plans to go to the Comic Expo this weekend. We're not usually like that - just a series of stuff conspiring to end up that way, I guess.
The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.
If I were missing part of my dick, that would explain a lot, but I'm afraid not.Quote:
Originally posted by featherlou
TNP has at least one complete false tooth (not just a filling or crown).
Not yet, just a crown to this point.
TNP is colour-blind.
What would it explain, exactly?Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Size. It would just be nice if I could explain to girls, "Yeah, I lost three inches to frostbite, peeing off the side of the highway on a road trip in North Dakota." As it is, what I got is just what I was born with. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
Back on track...
False.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP uses eye shades to sleep. (I do!)
Huh, images are turned off?
[quote=Sleeps w/Butterflies]Back on track...
False.Quote:
Originally posted by "Rube E. Tewesday":2xnme0a3
TNP uses eye shades to sleep. (I do!)
Huh, images are turned off?[/quote:2xnme0a3](Images are turned off everywhere except the Dark Room, Bitchcakes.) :smile:
False. Sleeping, my eyes are as naked as the rest of me.
TNP is going to yaaaaaaawn when he/she reads this.
I did. It's midnight here, OK?
The next poster thinks Atkins is a bunch of crap.
I've lost over 30 pounds on Atkins (and 4 days a week at Curves) but it's a difficult diet to maintain long term. Some dieters seem to think it's a bacon free-for-all. Which it isn't, if they'd read the book.
TNP has stepped on an upturned nail and ...
False. I've never been injured near that badly; I burned myself a little on an iron one time and accidentally stabbed my palm at the base of my thumb with a small modeling knife, but that's about it.
TNP is married to the only person he or she has had sex with.
Nope. 'Nuff said.
TNP regularly buys lottery tickets.
Dammit. {scratches Atkins diet off list}Quote:
Originally posted by criminey.jicket
I don't buy lottery tickets at all, but my husband does if the total is over some magic number ($5 million, I think).
The next poster has voted for a write-in candidate.
Yep, I have! I finally got to say yes!
TNP has laundry in the dryer that needs folded.
Also:
YaY for naked sleeping. I cover my eyes to get deeper sleep, but wearing clothing to bed drives me NUTSO.Quote:
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Checking laundry room next to computer room....yep.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP is trying to figure out why there's a flu epidemic going on in April.
Well, I'm curious, but not "wondering why" in the sense of "Oh God, why is this happening now?"
TNP need to do laundry pretty soon.
Not so much.
The next person to post is working on their abs.
I do a situp or two, but I'll never go the no-fat-for-a-year route necessary to get maximum visual appeal out of them.
The next poster usually gives something up for Lent.
False. Never.
TNP was raised going to church regularly.
False. Religion has never been a part of my life.
TNP really felt like having a couple drinks to unwind after work today.
True, but I stopped at one beer.
TNP doesn't own a DVD player.
True. I use my PS2.
TNP took a vitamin this morning.
False. Do you think I should have?
The next poster has never seen an episode of House.
True. Might have seen a couple minutes channel flipping, but that's it.
TNP is tired of just about everything right now.
True. But only because I've gotten about 3.5 restless hours pf sleep and must head off to an extremely early and busy day at work. :sad:
TNP has also had less than 4 hours sleep today.
No, I'm sitting pretty at about four and a half.
The next poster really should drink more water during the day.
False; I'm actually pretty good about drinking water. I have a half-liter bottle that I fill up typically three times in a work day. (Then I go home and drink beer all night!)Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP is wearing more than two pieces of jewelry.
Nope, just my wedding ring and a chain my wife gave me years ago.
TNP has never gone fishing.
False, but would have been true if you'd added "in the last 20 years."Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP has ridden in a propeller-driven aircraft.
Yep. Helicopters count, right?
The next poster hasn't been in a physical fight for over ten years.
No, thank God, unless you count trying to control my kid, or teaching him some boxing moves.
TNP has a few words that they spell wrong every single time.
(Knot me, I spells good) TNP to post herein has been pissed at a {board name deleted} mod before.
False, I don't think I was ever even warned in over 7500 posts at the Old Board, and I'm well on my way to doing the same here. I just don't set up camp anywhere near the boundaries of message board decency.Quote:
Originally posted by Murphy
TNP has consumed ground beef in the past 72 hours.
No. I had ground turkey.
TNP has a friend who is getting on their nerves.
Nah. My enemies, on the other hand....
TNP often notices patterns other people miss.
Kind of true, although not really "patterns" per se. I notice things about people that could be medical issues. Occupational hazard.
TNP has a favorite font. (what is it?)
Tahoma. Not sexy, but gets the job done.Quote:
Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies
TNP loves to be barefoot.
Not me, I like something on my feet.
TNP thinks everything is better if it has a girl-girl scene.
False. Bo-ring.
TNP was watched a baseball game within the last week.
False. Bo-ring. :lol:
The next poster haaaaaates the taste of ketchup.
No, I require ketchup on my freedom fries.
TNP loves long walks on the beach at sunset.
True. I like long walks on the beach at sunset. Helps me look fer treasure 'n' booty!
TNP is colorblind.
Tripler
Even better, treasure in TECHNICOLOR.
False - no prob's with colours; it's distances I'm crap with.
TNP has never had sex in a public place.
False. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
TNP owns a set of print encyclopedias.
False, sadly. It would look cool in my new bookcase.
The next poster considers him- or herself ugly.
False. I think I look pretty good on a good day. :smile:Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has pulled a fire alarm before when there was no fire.
No, but sometimes my imp of the perverse whispers to me....
TNP woke up with a headache.
Nope, I woke up feeling healthy, slim, gorgeous and strong. Yes, it's been a good day so far.
The next poster dreads a day coming within a week.
Not dread, but I have a certain low-grade anxiety about this weekend, when my fiancee and her son will be coming to dinner with a large group of extended family, some of whom are meeting for the first time, others for the second time. My anxiety is entirely reflected anxiety; she's really worried about them liking her and her son.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
TNP has a fingernail or toenail that is currently smashed, torn, ingrown or otherwise causing distress.
No. They're just undone.
TNP has no plans for the weekend.
False. Each day I have something planned.
TNP uses a trackball instead of a mouse for their computer.
Nah, I uses duh mouse.
TNP reads paperback mysteries.
False! I read paperback sci-fi almost exclusively!
The next poster thinks I use exclamation points far too much!
Damn straight, woman!!!
TNP never learned how to ride a bike.
False, I always had bikes as a kid, and if the traditional wisdom is to be believed, I suppose I still can.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP eats ketchup on their hot dogs, and SDMB and Chicago snobbery be damned.
True. I put ketchup, mustard, AND relish on hot dogs.
The next poster has wondered a little at a sneeze or cough in the last couple of days. ;)
No, but I did wonder about the sudden, inexplicable throat pain and tightening of the throat that disappeared as suddenly as it came.
The next poster does not regularly read a physical newspaper.
False - I'll read at least one a day, and take everything I read with a pinch of cynicism.
TNP believes politicians are on the whole, altruistic at heart.
False as hell. Most of them are type A personalities at best and sociopaths at worst. Anyone who wants to be a pol shouldn't be allowed the job in the first place.
TNP is wearing boxers.
Damn straight. No tighty whiteys for me.
TNP gets to wear a t-shirt and jeans to work.
Half right, I get to wear a jeans and walking-shoes (sneakers) but not a T-shirt.Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff
TNP has had a crew cut.
Yep. I've also shaved my head bald, worn my hair really long, and dyed it in a variety of colours, only a portion of which are found in nature. Only ever one colour at a time, though. I guess I'm just a conventional type.
The next poster would like reality TV more if the participants weren't all unpleasant idiots.
False. Nothing could get me to like reality TV.
TNP is pregnant.
Never, ever.
TNP likes beets.
I can't remember ever trying beets, but I'm sure my response would be blagh if someone offered them to me.
TNP should really be working instead of reading this.
Nah, I'm home, (finally), got the kid in bed and the recycling out, I can do what I want.
TNP has never had anal sex.
True. Never interested me.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP went overseas in April.
No. Haven't been abroad since November.
The next poster has trouble sleeping.
False - it's getting into that state that can be troublesome. I'm great once I'm kipping!
TNP likes big butts and they cannot lie.
Yeah, I do. But then again, I like small and medium, also. Mmmm....
That one's been done before, so it's time again for:
TNP isn't wearing underwear.
I am so! I'm not a commando type of chick.
TNP has considered doing a reality show. Possibly Survivor.
Hmm, "considered" in the sense of "How would I do", sure. "Considered" in the sense of "seriously thought of sending in audition tape", no way in hell.
TNP is still in touch with someone from high school.
I am now, thanks to the Facebook way-back machine. Before that, it had been a solid decade that I had had zero contact with people from high school.Quote:
Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
TNP is compulsively punctual, hates to be late, hates when other people are habitually late.
True, I hate to be late and am never late if I can help it. I'm just a bit annoyed by someone being late once or twice; however, I think people who are habitually late are self-absorbed and oblivious to the fact that it's disrespectful of others.
The next poster loves lightning and thunderstorms.
As long as I'm inside, dry, warm and safe.
The next poster regularly participates in a team sport.
False. I'm on the tennis team, but that's not really a team sport.
TNP procrastinates frequently.
Right now, as a matter of fact. I'll get going as soon as I finish this post.
The next poster can make rather complex calculations, that many would need a calculator to complete correctly, in his head.
True. While I was still taking flight lessons, I would mentally calculate crosswind components. Got to the point where I could take the square root of three-digit numbers to three decimal places. Later on, when studying classical electrodynamics, I discovered I could take multiple integrals of a vector field in a curvilinear coordinate system.
TNP is a frequent masturbator. (Sorry if this one has been done before. Actually, I'm not sorry.)
I've never been able to this, at all, even though I'm at the top of my Math class. As in, I have trouble adding and subtracting two-digit numbers and halving two-digit numbers whose tens places aren't even. I either need a calculator or a pencil, paper, and a lot of time.Quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin
Hmm... define "frequent"... actually, probably "no".Quote:
Originally posted by The Logos
TNP can play the guitar.
Why yes I can, though I'm way out of practice and have absolutely zero concept of music theory.
TNP has read the Anne Rice BDSM erotica Sleeping Beauty trilogy.
No. I started reading Interview with the Vampire, dropped it about one-third of the way through, and never picked up another book of hers.
The next poster is currently on a diet - for weightloss, for medical purposes, as preparation for a sporting event, or for whatever other reason.
I'm not on a diet, but I''m trying to eat more sensibly, and seem to be fitting into my pants better in consequence.
TNP wouldn't waste time Twittering if Demi Moore bent over in front of him/her.
True. Since I've never Twittered, I doubt I'd start just because Demi Moore bent over in front of me.
The next poster has looked at Facebook and MySpace many times and still wonders what the point is.
Eh, true, to an extent. I'm on Facebook, joined only recently to keep in contact better with a particular individual, but infrequently visit the site. I've since had a couple offline friends "friend" me online, but still have no intention of using it regularly. I objectively get the point of such sites, but have never been one to do much online social networking. So it's a personal "What's the point?"
TNP owns a copy of Hawking's A Brief History of Time, but has never read it.
Well, I think I did what most people did .... start it, then give up in hopeless acknowledgement of my stupidity.
TNP has more than one university degree.
True. One from The Ohio State University and one from the University of Nevada, Las Vegas.
TNP has donated blood in the last month.
False! Having lived in the UK durng the 1980's I am not allowed to give blood here in Italy because I may have mad cow disease floating about in me. Not that you'd be able to tell...
TNP is a neat freak.
No, I wish I were. I'm sort of a neat-freak manque.
TNP has above-average math skills.
True, to an extent. I'm speedy and accurate on basic arithmetic and low-level algebra. Once you get beyone there, I'm hopeless.
TNP owns a pair of working handcuffs.
No, but my birthday is in November.
TNP hit "snooze" a couple of times this morning.