"No, fool! I
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"No, fool! I
am simply exercising
my homicidal tendencies
in a manner
befitting a sociopath
such as myself."
Sipowicz pulled the
most ghastly faces
out of his
Bag of Holding
and flung them
screaming across the
room. The faces
, distorted with hate
and gas, clung
limply to the
walls as everyone
slowly inched away
from the spectacle.
Meanwhile, far overhead,
the Black Captain
stroked his incontinent
pussycat and smiled.
"What the hell
is going on
?" demanded Hobbit Dean.
The Black Captain
shot a dart
into the heart
of a random
Sister Wife, who
collapsed.
"Oh my
god, what the
heckity doo daa
shall we do?"
asked Wife #2,
who had a slight
case of the
disease commonly called
marthambles, but still
persevered against her
declining motor skills.
Sam Winchester valiantly
ran towards the
first Wife, who
still breathed, but
was clearly not
going to play
parcheesi that afternoon.
Sam wept.
Then