petulant Caruso, who
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petulant Caruso, who
was liveblogging the
proceedings from his
dirigible fortress above.
"Anybody care what
Caruso's blog says?
"' asked Milch cheerfully.
"No, not really,"
replied Sipowicz, with
hammer cocking sounds
and a grin.
"Dude, what're you
doing with that
gun?" snarled Dean,
"We've wrapped. Let's
put the props
to the wind
and get out
of here," said
Steven Spielberg, turning
away from the
key grip and
best boy. Sipowicz
, utterly nonplussed, began
firing the gun
at random passersby.
"Oh, not again."
"Die! Die! Die!"
"Andy, buddy, chill."
Milch tried to
wrest the gun
free from Sipowicz's
grasp, and amazingly,
was flung aside
by the power
of deus ex
campus sinister, whereupon
the Sister Wives
converged upon the
producer like jackals.
"Just once I'd
like an episode
where the whole
cast doesn't lose
their freakin' minds.
", Milch moaned. "Is
there something in
the heroin that
you shot up
before the take?"