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with a sharp red pen in hand to correct the spelling of his name, and a bad attitude to match.
Kathleen Turner had been to Dublin only once before, many years earlier, but there were still those in Howth, Ballymun and especially Malahide who, in hushed tones, spoke of her penchant for ______________________
The Muff Liquor, which is an Irish whiskey named for County Muff in ROI.
Ms. Turner had a good run in her personal favorite, *The War of the Roses*, she recalled, but she had even better ____________________________________________
luck as a high-stakes strip poker player in Vegas, having won the rough equivalent of the Gross National Product of Latvia last year alone.
The Latvian Finance Minister, naturally, wanted to meet her, but ______________________
Ms. Turner had a firm rule: "Making friends is easy.....making and keeping enemies is harder and more rewarding."
Kathleen Turner had a firm rule about eating bagels: she always used to say _________________________________________
, "I never eat more than ten bagels before meeting with the Latvian Finance Minister."
True to her word, Ms. Turner ate only nine bagels (and a single pickled herring) before _______________________
she mumbled over the telephone that she was going to clean her firearms, and she proceeded to loudly cycle several rounds, drop magazines, and verify her chambers were cleared before she took out her brushes and bore snakes.
Ms. Turner had an odd fascination with the number sixty-nine, and the phrase "a stand-up 69," which puzzles many researchers, but not nearly so much as Ms. Turner's revelation that she used to __________________________________________________
be a mathematician, stripper, lexicographer and cordwainer - all at the same time!
I only know two cordwainers personally, and one of them, you may be amused to know, is ______________________________
none other than Kathleen Turner, who excels at her task with art and verve.
The last time Ms. Turner visited County Muff in the ROI she dived into _______________________________________________
a plate of calamari easily twice as big as her head, but ate every last bit of it up, not even troubling to use silverware.
Elon Musk, Stanley Tucci and Angelina Jolie, who were her dinner guests that night, each looked on aghast, with Jolie later privately remarking, "_________________________."