Hell yeah I do. Bacon is awesome.
TNP has received a blood transfusion.
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Hell yeah I do. Bacon is awesome.
TNP has received a blood transfusion.
Hell YES I love bacon!
TNP DOESN'T like bacon.
Doesn't like bacon? What kind of fool is that?!
And just to keep us on track; no, I've never had a blood transfusion.
TNP hates the smell of hospitals.
False. Thank goodness since I'm a nurse. I mean, it isn't my favorite smell in the world but for the most part they just smell clean to me.
TNP has more than two loads of laundry that need done right now.
Nope, I'm all laundry' d out.
TNP sure feels like they're saying 'No' to a lot of these questions.
True, but probably normal when all the questions are shots in the dark.
TNP is wearing white socks.
False - feet should roam free; what do you think deodorant was invented for?
TNP has made a romantic gesture this week.
False, and now I feel guilty. :sad:
TNP owns a bicycle.
No, although my kid does.
TNP buys lottery tickets on a regular basis.
False. I've never bought one for myself - the only time I've bought any is for a friend who requested scratch-offs in lieu of gifts at his birthday party.
TNP has not missed a day of work due to illness this year.
Not sick, but I had to take a sick day when I messed up my neck in January.
TNP has a to-do list around the home that isn't really getting all that done.
Yeah, my closet rod came loose from the wall at one end like three weeks ago and I still haven't fixed it. It's like a three minute job, and to avoid it I just pushed all my clothes to the other side. :smack
TNP loves eating shellfish.
Very true; crabs, lobster, oysters, even raw oysters. Love 'em all.
TNP has a PhD.
Sheeeyit. I don't even have a B.A. yet, unless you mean "bad attitude." :dub:
TNP reads a print newspaper regularly.
Yeah, I read the "National Post" six times a week. I don't even particularly like it, but it gives me something to do on the subway in the morning, has Pepys' diary Monday to Friday, and a cryptic crossword I can do on Saturday mornings before the kid gets up.
TNP has packed heat at some point in their life.
True.
TNP has a gmail account.
True. Love it.
TNP keeps buying books without any good plan as to when to read them.
Nope, I know I'll read them. I usually alternate sci-fi, non-fiction, contemporary lit and whatever, unless I'm working through a specific series or author.
TNP bought steak for dinner but realized they're out of matches for the BBQ. :smack
Nope, no steak here.
TNP can drive a manual transmission car (a 'stick').
True, and it's much nicer than automatic. I didn't believe it until I tried, but now I'm a complete convert.
TNP has had at least one false alarm, thinking they might have an STD when it turned out that, whew, in fact they didn't.
Yup, got the call from the County Health Department when I was 17 or so asking if I knew a certain someone, and if I did would I please come down and get tested. I did, and I was clean. They gave me antibiotics anyway just to be on the safe side while the results came back and my mom found them and wanted to know how I got a prescription without her taking me to the doctor. That sucked.
TNP owns a gun.
False, but I want to. Be on the lookout for my "Which handgun should I buy?" thread, coming this summer to a message board near you.
TNP can do a handstand.
Gimme enough drinks and I can do anything, but not well and not for long.
TNP actually eats fruit based salsa.
Does chutney count? Oh, wait, I had a grilled tilapia filet at some restaurant a few years back that had a mango and melon "salsa" on it. It was decent, it just wasn't salsa.
TNP uses a phone with a full QWERTY keyboard.
Sure, it's the whole reason I plunked out the cash for a smartphone. My years of hanging out with you folk have made it impossible for me to use any kind of leet speak/text shorthand and I have to be able to punctuate correctly and capitalize when needed quickly.
TNP regularly downloads music of of The Pirate Bay.
Don't even know what that is.
TNP has dropped acid.
Nope, never.
TNP ordered Chinese food for dinner.
Nope. Steak and baked potatoes.
TNP has used the phrase "i just want to make sweet love to your chicken toes" recently.
True! I said it just now. RFN.
TNP wants a cupcake.
Well of course I do now, and it is entirely the fault of Sleeps. I think I must go whip up a batch...
The next poster has had one or more unexplained rashes in their life.
False - I did have scabies once, but I know where I caught that.
TNP has had sex in a hay-loft.
False; in fact, I cannot recall ever being in a hay-loft.
TNP loves rhubarb pie.
Yes, rhubarb pie is yummy.
TNP cannot swim.
False, it's the only sport I'm any good at!
TNP loves chocolate but can't stand it with fruit.
False, I love chocolate with berries or cherries, and I love orange-flavored chocolate.
TNP has never received flowers as a gift.
Not that I'm aware of, no.
TNP likes Lil Wayne.
False.
TNP is having a bad hair day.
I just woke up and it's too soon to tell.
TNP paid more money for their couch/sofa than their bed.
Nope, the mattress set alone was more than our couch, and I’m not even going to get in how much our bedroom furniture including the frame, headboard and footboard cost. And we have a really nice couch too.
TNP has never seen a polar bear.
False; I've seen polar bears at the Milwaukee County Zoo. Cohabitating with penguins, though I don't recall the exact species.
TNP looks stylin' in shades.
True, for very modest values of "stylin." :smile:
TNP knows how to sail a sailboat.
Sure, yeah. How hard can it be?
TNP uses an mp3 player instead of CDs in their car
Nope. CD player, although it rarely gets used. As is typical in Indonesia, we have a driver. That means we are free in the car to use our laptops, which is what we generally do.
TNP needs a haircut.
True. I need to have my hair trimmed.
TNP does not have a land line phone.
True. In fact, true since 2003.
TNP has ridden in a double decker bus.
Yes! Many a time.
TNP has ridden in a double decker train.
False - pic's or it never happened! (Okay, okay - I'll google it.)
TNP ate even more bacon after seeing "Babe".
It would be difficult to actually eat more bacon than I already do.
TNP likes ham salad.
For Mr Nasty Cough:
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I have never tried ham salad, how good is it?
TNP would like to own a vintage car.
True, I'd love to own an old 60s or 70s Benz or BMW, in black. Like a mid-level bad guy in a Bond film.
TNP loves carrots.