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mass of black
and yellow armor,
Terrible Towels aloft.
The heavens shook
. But one of
the Steelers fans
stopped, thunderstruck, and
dropped his towel.
"Oh no!" cried
the fan (named
Ari Blumenthal, interestingly)
as he stopped
and bent down.
The rest of
the fans cringed
as Sam and
Dean pulled out
an amulet of
fan repelling and
pointed it towards
the approaching horde,
while chanting in
Midwestern accents. They
were quite surprised
to see that
a giant thundercloud
rolled in from
Mordor.
"Hey! That's
really rather unexpected,
considering that we
inhabit a different
multiverse entirely," observed
Sam. "But if
that's how it's
gonna be, then
bring it on
and gimme a
Ring of Power
, too," the hobbit
Odo Proudfoot, who
of a sudden
appeared beside Sam,
wiggling his toes.
Sipowicz moved closer
and touched the
business end of
his old school
.38 Police Special.
"It's about time
you started talking,