featherlou « Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:18 pm » CANADIANS WILL KILL YOU ON A BUS AND EAT PARTS OF YOU!
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featherlou « Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:18 pm » CANADIANS WILL KILL YOU ON A BUS AND EAT PARTS OF YOU!
What?
It's not often someone takes such a firm stance on a controversial topic. :DQuote:
Excalibur « Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:00 pm » fetuses: nature's jerks
Excalibur « Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:59 pm » look i hate fetuses, please just use that money i sent you to help exterminate them
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Dangerously Unqualified « Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:53 pm » Everybody knows you never do a full erection.Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look like a full erection, act like a full erection, not a full erection. Count toothpicks to your cards. Stiffy, sure. Not full erection. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Semi, yes. Chubbs, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't a full erection. You went full erection, man. Never go full erection.
What to do when some of you find that some of your puddings came pre-damaged:
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AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:58 pm you ATE it??? what of our plans???
featherlou Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:58 pm Mmm, that was awesome pudding.
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:58 pm order the following things from the pudding's credit card - fertiliser, mobile phones, one way tickets to Paris, kiddy porn
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm actually give it swine flu
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm tell the authorities it has swine flu
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm make it look like the pudding has engaged in terrorist activity
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:57 pm get the pudding drunk and passed out, arrange it in a homoerotic scene, take photos and sell them to tbloids
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:56 pm shoot it with the laser boobs!
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:56 pm then send viruses to the FBI from the pudding's email
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:55 pm seduce the pudding, learn its password and hack its Facebook account
featherlou Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:55 pm Now you guys are just being silly. This isn't a blanc mange, you know.
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:55 pm then say a bunch of crazy stuff happened with a cult
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:54 pm buy a similar pudding, destroy it, leave it at the scene with enough evidence to think that your pudding is dead, then abduct the pudding and keep it in your basement
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:53 pm take the pudding skiing, arrange for an "accident"
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:52 pm or frame the pudding for a string of murders then write a book about it
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:52 pm thats the better idea
AllWalker Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:51 pm or, you could take out a large insurance policy on the pudding, then burn them
binks Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:51 pm you could just say you ate one then noticed the others were broken next time you got one out
Yeah, you wouldn't want to over-react or anything. :D
We see why AllWalker was selected for Moderator - he is a cunning linguist:
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:42 pm » *goes off to found the SDI*
AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:42 pm » "I work for the Society for the Dirtification of the Intarwebs"
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featherlou « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:55 pm » Society for Talkin' Dirty (on the internet)
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:56 pm » INTERnet COUncil for Reducing Societal Expectations
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featherlou « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:58 pm » People Engaged Nightly In Sin
featherlou « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:58 pm » or Sex works too.
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:59 pm » Vagrants AGanist Internet Niceties and Acceptability
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AllWalker « Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:07 pm » Forums United into Collectives, Kama-sutra Buffs - the Uninhibited, Dirty, Devious Internet Ethusiasts Society
I have on my computer the entire conversation regarding the creation of our internet sex society, our sexiety if you will. It will only become available when the society is up and running with a million hits.
... or you can go to the chat historian thing. whichever.
Thought of another one -
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featherlou « Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:52 am » Dirty Internet Language Done Online
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Elyanna Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:52 pm crap i stepped on coyote
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AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:24 pm nah... i don't think it would...
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:23 pm i can see this conversation coming back to haunt me
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:22 pm dark or light? what do you reckon?
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:21 pm that knowledge would tip the balance
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:20 pm guess what colour?
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:20 pm just enough info
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:20 pm well, not men's ones, anyway
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:19 pm (not enough information)
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:19 pm nei
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:19 pm and i'm not wearing pants
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:18 pm tmi
ivan astikov Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:18 pm "cluck, cluck, cluck, SQUARK!" i've just choked my chicken
Oo-er! It's not how it looks, I swear! I only reluctantly wore women's panties once, after an ex- told me I wouldn't be getting any, unless I did. And I gave them straight back!
AllWalker, you duplicitous fiend! I like it.Quote:
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:24 pm nah... i don't think it would...
Never start a land war in Asia and never cross a mod in "Chat"!Quote:
Originally posted by Myrnalene
It's all right bro, we're not here to judge you and what ever strange fetish you have with women's underwear.Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Poor AllWalker, keeps giving us such good material. :DQuote:
AllWalker Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:02 pm i've never been tempted to stick my dick in a pile of shit
Elyanna « Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:26 pm »
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...nora/dumbo.jpg
I even reversed the order for easy reading!
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Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:41 pm » http://www.littlepinksock.com/mini/heart.gif Let me say that even though he is the ghey and I do not want children sometimes Exy's devious mind makes me want to have his babbies. He is deliciously devilish.
Myrnalene « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm » yeah, he's pretty wonderful
binks « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm » hHOE BABBY FORMED
Elyanna « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:43 pm » babby
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:44 pm » But if Exy and I had a babby it would have to be killed upon birth for it would be too evil for this world
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:44 pm » A Myrna/Exy babby would have a chance since Myrna has a heart that isn't as black and charred, but not Exy and I
Myrnalene « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » omg Sleeps you are so right
Myrnalene « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » your babby would have the ugliest soul ever
Elyanna « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » HOW GIRL GET PRENGANT
Sleeps w/Butterflies « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » Yes Myrna, but it would be FABulous
binks « Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 pm » that baby would actually claw its way out of sleeps before killing her
Excalibur « Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:06 pm » wait why were you sick fucks talking about me forming babby
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Myrnalene « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:53 pm » you guys scared Jeff away
binks « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:53 pm » yay that its jeff and not me
dogbutler « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » Yay for Jeff?
Zuul « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » YAY JEFF
Zuul « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » Jeff will do it.
binks « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:52 pm » JEFF IS IT
Myrnalene « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » I would do anything for love but I won't do that
Excalibur « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » worst fucking hag ever, myrnalene
dogbutler « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » not it
binks « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » not it
Myrnalene « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » not it
dogbutler « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » You gonna volenteer?
Dangerously Unqualified « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » Not it.
Dangerously Unqualified « Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:51 pm » With the lame hand someone should probably tend to Exy's nads.
And that was the last we saw of Jeff. :sad:
I had to go and look at, you know, important stuff. Far elsewhere.
FAR
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hatesfreedom « Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:20 pm » israel can't be friends until we can pick on them. its why england and us love each other soo much. because they're a bunch of coke addicts and we're all religious gun nuts.
That Myrn is lethally quick.
Smartest group of people on the internets.
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binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:37 pm » oh yeah. sarah can has babby. I seen'd him
Myrnalene « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:37 pm » Sarah made 2 babbies
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:36 pm » Did Sarah make babby?
Jeff « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » Jim stole a mexican baby, i have proof
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » They can tell us.
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » So has Jim.
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:35 pm » McNutty has made babby!
Myrnalene « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » we need to ask mcnutts
Zuul « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » Oh geez. I love those.
binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » god will strike u down nao
binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:34 pm » iz not how babby is made
Jeff « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:33 pm » http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...tarchitect.gif
binks « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:32 pm » need demonstration, pls
Jeff « Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:32 pm » babby is given from man to woman, is how god wants it ok
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