I am drunk: also I am better than you

HEY EXY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY!!!! :smash:

Well, I just woke up but thankfully without a hangover. That's mostly as I chugged a bottle of one of those so-called "Vitamin" water drinks - basically sugar water with a tiny amount of vitamin additives. (Interestingly enough, the rapper 50 Cent made a fucking fortune when he invested in the stuff a few years ago.) I also drink water throughout the night when I wake up to pee (which is often after a night of heavy slurping). However, I am damn tired because I woke at 6am and I really hoped to sleep in. Ah well. At least it's Sunday.

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Originally posted by Excalibur

You know those stupid videos of random anime images set to popular songs on youtube? I masturbate to them.

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Is there anything you don't masturbate to, Exy?

Porn?

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Originally posted by MsPurlMcKnittington

Is there anything you don't masturbate to, Exy?

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A picture of his dad?

His anus?

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Originally posted by leander

His anus?

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My anus is a fucking work of art.

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Originally posted by Excalibur

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Originally posted by leander

His anus?

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My anus is a fucking work of art.

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Well, it's certainly been studied enough.

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Originally posted by leander

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Originally posted by Excalibur

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Originally posted by leander

His anus?

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My anus is a fucking work of art.

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Well, it's certainly been studied enough.

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Surely you meant 'studded'?

Actually leander is a great admirer or Exy's ass. He can stare for hours and wax eloquent about its magnificence. Why do you think Excalibur has such a high opinion of it? :smack

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Originally posted by Glazer

Actually leander is a great admirer or Exy's ass. He can stare for hours and wax eloquent about its magnificence. Why do you think Excalibur has such a high opinion of it? :smack

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Ain't that the truth. It's like the blackhole of munificence! :)

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Originally posted by Exy

My fingers have been loosened by cheap off-brand vodka and I am now quite willing to inform you guys that I am so awesome it amazes even me, despite my own jadedness.

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The more things change...

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Originally posted by Zuul

The more things change...

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I've barely had a drop in the last month or so. :(

But you still think you're better than us. :sci:

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Originally posted by Zuul

But you still think you're better than us. :sci:

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This thread has been raped by the Rapist!