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I know how to solve the enrgy crissiiss!!! Burn fat people for fuell!!!!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
But then who was phone?
I don't know who, but I know where they were calling from!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
I know how to solve the enrgy crissiiss!!! Burn fat people for fuell!!!!
OK, I can power LA for a week or so. Who's next?
Detritus is the troll of the day.
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fifty-fourth post, bitches!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
But then who was phone?
Some guy named Gassy Knowles or something.
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The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
(best game story ever)
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You know why I'm better than you people? Because I help others, that's why. Instead of shitting on everybody and calling names I'm out there doing.
When I have friends or relatives come over and they go on and on about how they are vegetarians or vegans and I assure them I am making only vegetables I always managed to sneak a little bit of bacon grease or hamburger meat in and tell them it's just TVP. Because they are weak from not eating meat the way god intended them to. I know that they will appreciate it in the long run. Same as when my (god bless 'em) Jew friends come over and they are all like "we keep kosher, are you sure these are new plates? Because we have separates for dairy and meat?" And I'm all "of course, here's the sticker still on the bottom." I'm sweet because I don't worry them with knowing about my roll of stickers that I keep for just such occasions or that I made a special creamy kugel with cream and chicken broth and that it tastes extra yummy with the bacon grease added. I'm helping because they just didn't know how much they were offending their lord and saviour jesus christ. But I'm helping.
And sometimes, when women are breastfeeding in public, I like to make sure they know that everyone can see their boobs and that they should put them away and that what they are doing is wrong. Because they probably just don't know.
So you guys go ahead and sit here on the internet and bitch. I'll be out there. Helping.
You are welcome.
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
You know why I'm better than you people? Because I help others, that's why. Instead of shitting on everybody and calling names I'm out there doing.
When I have friends or relatives come over and they go on and on about how they are vegetarians or vegans and I assure them I am making only vegetables I always managed to sneak a little bit of bacon grease or hamburger meat in and tell them it's just TVP. Because they are weak from not eating meat the way god intended them to. I know that they will appreciate it in the long run. Same as when my (god bless 'em) Jew friends come over and they are all like "we keep kosher, are you sure these are new plates? Because we have separates for dairy and meat?" And I'm all "of course, here's the sticker still on the bottom." I'm sweet because I don't worry them with knowing about my roll of stickers that I keep for just such occasions or that I made a special creamy kugel with cream and chicken broth and that it tastes extra yummy with the bacon grease added. I'm helping because they just didn't know how much they were offending their lord and saviour jesus christ. But I'm helping.
And sometimes, when women are breastfeeding in public, I like to make sure they know that everyone can see their boobs and that they should put them away and that what they are doing is wrong. Because they probably just don't know.
So you guys go ahead and sit here on the internet and bitch. I'll be out there. Helping.
You are welcome.
You don't have to brag and make me feel bad. That's not nice shellibean. Right now you're not helping me.
Hmmmph.
I'll never tip again since the servers look at me and think I won't be tipping anyway. Bonus: I can buy another drink with all that extra cash! Win-win. I have mo' money and their expectations are fullfilled. Yay me!
wut wut
Edited to add my wut wut.
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look jali I didn't want to say anything but uh this thread was meant to be for white people
i mean i don't want to sound racist or anything because i'm extremely tolerant of your blackness but maybe you should start your own thread instead?
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
Same as when my (god bless 'em) Jew friends come over and they are all like "we keep kosher, are you sure these are new plates? Because we have separates for dairy and meat?" And I'm all "of course, here's the sticker still on the bottom." I'm sweet because I don't worry them with knowing about my roll of stickers that I keep for just such occasions or that I made a special creamy kugel with cream and chicken broth and that it tastes extra yummy with the bacon grease added. I'm helping because they just didn't know how much they were offending their lord and saviour jesus christ. But I'm helping.
(Snipped for clarity)
I had no idea. I mean, I love kugel and get it at the kosher deli all the time. But there was always something, um, special about yours, and I could never quite put my finger on it. Now I know what it is, and I thank you for helping me.
May a blessing be upon your head.
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Originally posted by Excalibre
look jali I didn't want to say anything but uh this thread was meant to be for white people
i mean i don't want to sound racist or anything because i'm extremely tolerant of your blackness but maybe you should start your own thread instead?
Fuck!
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You can start my thread, Jali.
Waitaminnit..."start" ain't the right word. Dangit, what was I saying ... ?
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
... I'm helping.
Hooray!!!!
:: claps hands ::
:: drools ::
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Let me talk to you for several paragraphs about the differences between hebephilia and pedophilia, and why Japanese animation is the greatest form of art in the world...
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bunnies vs. camels in the middle east? oh yes, thank you japan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4QBZfjtqs
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Originally posted by hatesfreedom
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
(best game story ever)
I loved that game. It was really a lot of fun for a Japanese-style RPG and the story was pretty involving. Ludicrous, but interesting.
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Originally posted by Inigo Montoya
You can start my thread, Jali.
Waitaminnit..."start" ain't the right word. Dangit, what was I saying ... ?
Say wha'?
No entiendo.
Je ne comprends pas.
???????.
Non capisco.
Ich verstehe nicht.
? ?? ???????.
Ik begrijp niet.
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I'm not black and I always tip
but
I never really look my server in the face so when, inevitably, the server is taking forever the people at my table will say "where is the server?" I never know because I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEIR FACE LOOKS LIKE.
But otherwise I am polite to them.
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I'm posting here, but not in "full retard" mode...because I'll never win an Oscar that way.
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What the hell is wrong with you trolls? This thread was down mid-page!
Get it together.
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hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
This is trolling. Your post has been reported to the moderators.
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Originally posted by Excalibre
Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
This is trolling. Your post has been reported to the moderators.
Faarkin' 'ell, that weren't trolling! I was just having my warm-up.
"Your Momma wrassles alligators and your Pappy is her manager! Your family is genetically descended from Hobbits, especially the big hairy feet bit...oh, and your breath stinks of elderberries and rabbit droppings!"
< does a bit more stretching >
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Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
hatesfreedom is on a filth-finding mission, so I'm standing in for him.
Sorry if the standard drops a little, but hey, go fuck yourself; I'm not even on full troll rates for this job.
::taps mic:: Testing... testing... Hi all.
It seems that ivan astikov needs a raise. Our budget is pretty tight for this fiscal year, so I'm asking each and every one of you to donate a little something to help. Trollery is important to our board so let's all pitch in to help.
Who has the standard troll agreement? What's the going rate these days?
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Hey, all donations will be gratefully received...there is a credit crunch going on and you've gotta admire people who are unafraid to spend.
Oh, and yes Jali, you have the position as my agent in all future transactions if you wish to take it, with what I'm hoping will be a suitable 20% cut. (Do my laundry and I'm prepared to go up to 25%!)
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I'll wash your unmentionables by hand in Woolite for the 25% cut. We can negotiate addition duties and additional compensation at a later time.
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For a piece of the pie I am willing to do publicity for you by changing my sig to promote your trollery.
We get hatesfreedom on board and we got ourselves a real Hollywood C-list going on here.
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Originally posted by jali
I'll wash your ;) unmentionables by hand in Woolite for the 25% cut. We can negotiate addition duties and additional compensation at a later time.
You're in luck. I don't wear unmentionables! What a result, eh? ;)
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
For a piece of the pie I am willing to do publicity for you by changing my sig to promote your trollery.
We get hatesfreedom on board and we got ourselves a real Hollywood C-list going on here.
You're on the team! There's at least a 25% slice to be divvied up, so is there anything else you want to do? I can allocate you 5% for PR purposes.
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Hmmmm, well, I'm a bartender so I can make drinks on the tour bus.
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
Quote:
Originally posted by jali
I'll wash your ;) unmentionables by hand in Woolite for the 25% cut. We can negotiate addition duties and additional compensation at a later time.
You're in luck. I don't wear unmentionables! What a result, eh? ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by ShelliBean
For a piece of the pie I am willing to do publicity for you by changing my sig to promote your trollery.
We get hatesfreedom on board and we got ourselves a real Hollywood C-list going on here.
You're on the team! There's at least a 25% slice to be divvied up, so is there anything else you want to do? I can allocate you 5% for PR purposes.
Team? We don't need no stinking team! ::sulks, then stomps off::
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Well hell I didn't know I was chopping someone else's beef.
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Originally posted by ShelliBean
Well hell I didn't know I was chopping someone else's beef.
My new quote! Gimme a sec.
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Th' fuck happened to the troll thread portion of this shit you worthless MMP motherfuckers?
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
Th' fuck happened to the troll thread portion of this shit you worthless MMP motherfuckers?
Patience, retard. We wuz out givin' your mama the troll roll, if you know what I mean.
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[modhat:2mionzwe]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:2mionzwe]
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:igu9igyw]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:igu9igyw]
Speak and it's done, boss.
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:1xjw4iby]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:1xjw4iby]
That's just so typical of the moderation of this board. You don't know shit spooge breath. My nuts are so big that I walk like I'm fucking dancing.
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Originally posted by jali
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:1ir4t8h9]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:1ir4t8h9]
Speak and it's done, boss.
I was going to set you on that Cluricaun fellow, but then that Ruby got in the line of fire!
Which one should we teach a lesson to?
Quote:
Originally posted by Cluricaun
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Originally posted by ivan astikov
[modhat:1ir4t8h9]Calm the fuck down dickweed, or Shellibean and Jali will give you a wedgie, whilst I proceed to kick your tiny nuts into your gullet![/modhat:1ir4t8h9]
That's just so typical of the moderation of this board. You don't know shit spooge breath. My nuts are so big that I walk like I'm fucking dancing.
That's that decided then! Get him Jali. I'll volley his nads to slow him down.
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::high pitched scream as I wedgie his butt::
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Please stop, jali I wont bother ivan astikov again.
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[modhat:2js13cdb]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:2js13cdb]
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[modhat:15dx1ck4]I bet that put colour in your cheeks![/modhat:15dx1ck4]
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Cheese it with the odhats-may, guys, or we'll all be sent to Room 101!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
[modhat:2tjc5ced]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:2tjc5ced]
::sniffs finger:: Not good. Ivan, help!
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Quote:
Originally posted by jali
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
[modhat:1gffy3xm]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:1gffy3xm]
::sniffs finger:: Not good. Ivan, help!
If it was a snakebite in your butt I'd be there for you, but you are on your own here! ;)
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Originally posted by Borborygmi
Cheese it with the odhats-may, guys, or we'll all be sent to Room 101!
I ov-lay ig-pay atin-lay ude-day! Ool-cay!
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Re: This is a TROLL thread. If you post here you are a RETARD
Quote:
Originally posted by ivan astikov
Quote:
Originally posted by jali
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Originally posted by Cluricaun
[modhat:a3vxaiuq]I'm not wearing pants, so I don't know what the fuck you think you just did, butI feel like I should tip you.[/modhat:a3vxaiuq]
::sniffs finger:: Not good. Ivan, help!
If it was a snakebite in your butt I'd be there for you, but you are on your own here! ;)
Ouch! O.M.G. What a coincidence...
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Originally posted by jali
Ouch! O.M.G. What a coincidence...
Let me check its not a flea bite before I pucker up.
